LATEST EDIT (nov 27, 2010): I have deleted more of my stuff. Maybe there'll be a comeback, who knows. Anyway, I will probably add new things soon. PS I miss some of you who've left.
EDIT (mar 16, 2010): I have deleted some of my fics. I apologize to all favers and reviewers, but I found this "refresh" necessary.

INFO:

Well then. I'm not particularly into writing, but I find it serves its purpose as practice and it can be fun whenever there's something to learn... or porn. I greatly appreciate a good lecture and I'd kill for a smart one. I hate funny-haha-wannabe fanfics. I tend to avoid OC's, and OOC is the stuff of my nightmares. And I'm not the biggest fan of songfics either. I believe that increased amounts of reviews do not make a good story. In fact, most one-word-reviews are actually not helpful, and can even get annoying. If reading any of my stories makes your day, constructive criticism makes mine. Most of my stuff is short and simple, with few exceptions, and hopefully, enjoyable. At least, for a certain category of people.
You know who you are.

Genres I'm confortable with: Drama, Romance, Horror, Humor.
Fandoms I'll usually go for: I like to keep an open mind. And yes, I belong to a certain stereotype. Take a wild guess.
Current obsessions: KakuHidan. still there bitches, and it's been quite the while.

DeviantART account: GRAVEgoneCOLD. [abandoned account]
Website: grennah23.my-place.us. I got tired of DA. This one here's my official online portfolio. Beware of the annoying ads, though.
MyAnimeList: marafail. What I've watched over the years; check the high scoring anime for some real quality shit.

What YOU're here for:
#1 Yaoi Fics. From the really cheesy/emo, to the perverse, to fit any taste. Maybe some Yuri in the distant future, and if I'm drunk enough, but don't get your hopes too high. Some Crack is available, but not of the highest quality and neither in large amounts.
#2 Leaving a nasty reply. I'm usually one to review, but I prefer stating a honest opinion and criticism to kissing ass. I'm sorry if what I said seemed offensive, but ass-kissing won't lead to anyone's evolution and plain flaming/trolling would be a waste of my time. Even if I'm drunk.
#3 Watching/Subscribing/Faving. Haha, I wish..
#4 Other?

Stuff to know BEFORE you read:
* For those of you who have lived under a rock until recently, Yaoi equals guys getting it on with each other. I. Write. That. But assuming you're here for a reason, I'm taking for granted that most of you knew already. Cookies to you.
* My stories are pairing-based. All of them. Oh, and most pairings are canon.
* The majority of my fics is M-rated. Because I'm at that age.
* There are no OC's and there will never be.
* I don't do requests.
* I try to stick as close to the character as possible, but I might as well fail.
If you're not comfortable with the above, you won't be comfortable with what I write.

Other unimportant shit:
I'm very open when it comes to criticism. I really appreciate a reviewer who tells me what I did wrong, why the story got bad and why they didn't like it (aside from personal taste and preferences).
If you have a short profile, and want it to stay that way, don't paste anything into it. I hold nothing against the users whose profiles I must scroll down ten times to reach the end of, but I'd rather read their fics instead. If I wanted a very intimately personalized profile, I would have gotten a MySpace.
Please note that I do NOT have any unjustified burning hatred towards OC's. It just takes great skill not to turn a potentially readable fic into total fucking MARYSUELAND.

Big thanks to everyone who's read, faved, added and reviewed.
Okay kiddies, scroll down time.