Hello to all:

Um... Background Info

Age: You don't need to know

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Reading, Drawing, Singing (when no one is listening), Thinking, Dancing- conservative modern/ ballet

Favorite Quotes

Did you just call me a b--h!? Well, a b--h is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so, thanks for the compliment. -Unknown (Although, if you think about it, dogs are part of nature too, right? So right off the bat, I'm a part of nature. And dogs are cute, anyways! Seriously, almost none of the insults we use actually are well, insults. This is more of a mild curse, but 'darn'... well, look up darning socks sometime.)

When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies! -Happy bunny (Or just throw them at people, according the story A Mandatory Alliance here at FF)

Practice makes perfect, but if no one is perfect why practice? -Tabby (friend of another ff user- if you are this person, I hope this okay! I would ask your permission, but I just opened an account, and I saw your profile like, two years ago... So I don't remember who you are...)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -Tabby (friend of another ff user)

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist- Unknown

"Do not... sip the accursed, dutied STUFF!"

- My History Textbook

95 of all teen girls would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill themselves. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted DO A FLIP - Unknown person off of Youtube (Actually, I'd probably make sure there a trampoline underneath, and attempt to calculate how far they bounce... Might act like I'm semi- safety conscious. I don't have anything against them, but I don't particularly care for them or their band.)

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters- Unknown

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Favorite Dialogue (this is somehow different from Favorite Quotes...)

It's coming...

coming...

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Kidding!! Here you go...

"Coward!" he cried. "Always you sneak and crawl and run and hide."

"It's called intelligence."

- Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1

"I went on an exploring expedition into the pantry. The place was awful beyond description. When a man had to live in such surroundings the wonder was, not that he hated women, but that he didn't hate the whole human race!"

- Chronicles of Avonlea (Poor person... I rather like my "mess" though...)

"Disney World? Disney World? They're not on vacation! They're on the run! They're running for their lives! Death is following them like a bullet, and they're on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad?"

He would show them what a fr--king (yes, I know it's not that bad of a word. OH WELL- I don't like it.) Small World it was. There was about to be a rain of destruction on Main Street, U.S.A."

- Maximum Ride: School's Out

"Then perhaps you can explain why you both seem to recognize the montrosity."

"Because Nigel showed it to us yesterday, but it was only six inches high then," Otto replied.

"Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the bald ones?"

- H.I.V.E. (Mph. Not that funny... Oh well.)

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way!"

- General George S. Patton

"Yes- we'll go hunting apothems in vertexes!"

- an ongoing joke from my 8th grade geometry class (Sorry- you probably need to be a bit of a math geek to find it even remotely funny- either that, or unafraid to keep repeating it to yourself out loud and in public- If not (in any way the 'not' can be taken), well, good for you.)

"If you think about it... all romantic relationships end in either (1) breakup, (2) divorce, or (3) death."

- An Abundance of Katherines (aw... Isn't that such a nice way to put it?)

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

- I don't usually care for inspirational or otherwise touchy- feely quotes, but I like this one.

"Anius sputtered. 'You don't get a vacation!'

'That's why they call it taking one.'"

- Repossessed

Ah.. Done. Sorry about the long scroll down... You know, tradition and all to put all this stuff down...

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