I suppose this is where I write about my personality and such. Rather pointless, but amusing.

I am cleverer than the average, but I am horribly lazy, and tend to procrastinate. Any promises I make are most definitely not to be taken seriously. If I say I will update in a given amount of time – or, even, at all – the greatest probability is of that promise to prove false. Just a fair warning.

I tend to prefer slash pairings, although I like femslash as well. There are precious few het pairings I can stand. Most of my work will be gen or slash. I don't write explicit sex, but I will go up to PG-13 levels of romance.

I believe that is more than enough of “Get to Know the Author” time. Let's move on to my so-called projects, but first, a last word. Malemaroking.

--NARUTO--

- Eyeliner

Oneshot. An attempt to apply eyeliner, a conversation concerning the sexuality of a friend of both parties, and the discovery of said friend's attraction to a party can only result in one thing: a drabble with no purpose other than to be. COMPLETE

- Getting It Together

Yessiree, it's another how-Naruto-and-Sasuke-become-a-couple-in-an-AU-fic. COMPLETE

- Exotic Love

Sasuke and Naruto are part of a foreign study program and spend a year studying in a prestigious New Delhi university. Set in the rich land of India, the two go on a journey of self enlightenment, love, and spiritual realization...NOT. On CHRONIC HIATUS with lowest priority. Might be changed into a series of oneshots.

--HARRY POTTER--

- The Other Side of War

Drabble. The war affects many people in many ways. This is one of those ways. Can be about anyone. COMPLETE

- An Essay Regarding the Influence of Existentialism on a Harry Potter Fanfiction of Massive Proportion

Essay, not a fanfic, although it is about a fanfic. The Sacrifices Arc by Lightning on the Wave, to be precise, the first book of which is titled Saving Connor

--MISCELLANEOUS--

- Kio's Revenge

Loveless. Poor Kio is battling hard to win Soubi's love. Only one thing stands between him and the seductive 20-year-old sex god – a 12-year-old boy named Ritsuka. Kio comes up with a plan that will leave him with all of Soubi’s affection, but when Soubi gets wind of it, Kio better watch out! DROPPED

- Closer Than Kin

Oneshot. All Quiet On The Western Front. Tjaden is the last of the friends still fighting and the war continues, growing more disgusting in various ways almost daily. He takes under his wing a new recruit, a mere child, and reflects on some things. COMPLETE.

- The Lord of the Flies: An Alternate End

Oneshot. As the title suggests. So far I have received positive feedback, although I'm a bit iffy on it. COMPLETE.

-10 Song Drabble

Oneshot Drabble for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. The prompt was to set a music player to random/shuffle and write drabbles inspired by the songs. This one is Phoenix/Miles and hopelessly romantic with bits of angst and humor to round it out. COMPLETE.

More will be added as they are written.