"WELCOME MY EVIL SUBJECTS FOR I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER... what was I gonna take over? Oh yeah...THE WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! I'm Actually here to get MORE EVIL SUBJECT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD...of AWESOME READING!"

Actually, heres my real intro...

Hey I'm Sapphire or Saf for short but never Saffy. That is a terrible name. Anyway heres somethings that happen in my life... My friends and I on a daily basis...:

SCENE 1

Friends: "You are so immature"

Me: "And your not?"

Friends: "... =.="

SCENE 2

Me: "Dude you've lost it"

Friends: "You can't lose it if you never had it"

Me: "Indeed =D"

SCENE 3

Friends: "I'm gonna hurt you..."

Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Friends: "=_="

Me: " Hehe...hi?"

End...

"See? My quote to the world is... BE YOU NO MATTER HOW CRAZY! THE CRAZIER THE BETTER!!!!!"

Evil Grin*

"Anyway I have no stories so far but you should go read my buddy Storiesaremagic's stories they are not awesome, not cool, and not fantastic...THEY ARE EPIC! ^.^. If I ever do write it'll be on...heres a list:

1.Maximum Ride

2.Teen Titians

3. Dork Dairies

4. Total Drama series

5. 39 clues

"Yup that's what I'm writing! I LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Spazes out in happiness*

"Anyway...READ ON"

Saf out over

litterly passes out*