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What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Alice & Rosalie take Bella out for one last hurra before she marries Mike. Emmett and Jasper take Edward to celebrate his divorce from Tanya. What happens after the Grey Goose flows? AH/M/Canon. On temp. hiatus 7/12/13

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH

AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?

COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.

Bella comes home to a really pissed Edward. The reason for the fight, she's not really sure. and would like to find out too. This is how they do find out why's Edward's been all weird. Disclaimer: I only own the plot.

When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.

Complete - To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Bella comes from money. Her mom sends her to Forks to spend the summer with her dad on his horse ranch where Edward happens to work. Lots of fighting and bickering between the two as well as some lemons. Oneshot for the "Don't Mess With The Help Contest"

Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU

The Cullen Retreat was recruiting for a new psychiatrist, and Bella found herself accepting the job. The benefactors were quite a mystery, and the most intriguing was the youngest, most irritable son, Edward. AH/ANgst/Mystery/Lemons!

Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the mysterious and aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. High Times Contest entry

Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.

A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who is loudest during nookie. I usually win.

Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. ENTRY for the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest

Bella Swan, bereft of many things, travels far from home in an attempt to heal her wounded heart. She never could have expected what she found on foreign shores. Entry for the Enchantments Contest. Expect Selkies and a scantily clad Edward. Lemon!

O/S For Halloween, Bella has discovered that she's been the subject of a bet and there's a guy involved cliched, I know in order to get her revenge she goes out for a night of self discovery through fun. During the night, she finds the best revenge...

Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.

There are big changes going on in Bella' life. She's just moved to L.A, starting a challenging new job, and meeting new friends. What Bella is not prepared for are the fiery feelings she experiences upon meeting the mysterious Edward Cullen. All human B/E

Bella meets Edward at a carnival, immediately intrigued by his bad-boy exterior. They say never fight fire with fire or you'll end up burned. "Something's telling me you need a little bad in your life, Bella.." Bday present for IcelandGirl812! LEMON, BxE

Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest

Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

Bella's truck breaks down during a storm and the only shelter in sight is a mysterious home in the woods with an equally mysterious occupant. When she thought all was hopeless in life, a flame ignites within her once more. One bite at a time.

Finally finding his peace in rural Forks, Edward makes a home. However, a beautiful stranger threatens the serenity of his sanctuary.

1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned

Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things

With blood tempting enough to put a vampire in a straight jacket, it's probably not wise to tease. Rated M for a reason. ExB.

Bellas life changes when she finds photos of her boyfriend, Jacob with another girl, she turns to Rosalie and her partying ways to help her get over him, however will the new boy in town help her forget him altogether. Enter the Cullens. AH

Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?

A change in location doesn't mean your life is going to be any different. High School still sucks and people still mess with you. Written for Fun with Your Clothes On Contest. AH Adult/Content, Language

Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.

One-shot. AH, OOC. ExB pairing. It was based off a Mentos Gum commercial that was repeatedly on my TV. Rated "T" for a suggestive lime - ignore the "M" rating in the story.

Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.

Edward has an abusive father. He comes to Bella for help. What will he propose and will she accept? One-Shot. Attempted Lemon. First Try.

Working in a tattoo shop with a group of outspoken co-workers, Edward finds himself unable to cope with a new girl working his chair. Kind of a crackfic, dedicated to all my wonderful friends, AH, OOC, super mature.

Teacher Edward begins a new year with the ever seductive Bella Swan. Will she be able to get what she wants? ONE SHOT. Very sexy, dirty talking Edward. Lemon-tastic! Give it a shot i'm sure you will not be dissapointed.

A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?