Midlife Fat Cat in the Greater Charlotte, NC metro area with a Sirius obsession with Harry Potter FF and Narcissatic tendencies. I write reviews. Sometimes, they are pedantic, usually they are viscereal, occasionally they are trite.

I have almost stopped writing reviews for people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, then and than, accept and except, blond and blonde, and a host of similar irritants. I can barely tolerate reading your stories, except for the rare few of you with incredibly interesting original ideas, or a wicked good sense of humour. I also despise people who endlessly repeat themselves with ridiculous descriptions of Hermione; huffing, cinnamon eyes, luxurious smooth brown curls, etcetera, etcetera.

I prefer Hinny stories, but have expanded my tastes to include AU/AR works with a more powerful protagonist, Gin & Tonic, and Hermione works, so long as she's not paired with Ron (Dramione, Tomione, Theomione, Sevione, & Puppy Love). I have a profile on FictionPress under the same username, and I also write crappy poems. I have no time. Time is money. I have no money. If I had a Time Turner, maybe I could make more time, and certainly I could make more money, or perhaps Nott.

Thank you Gideon for the name inspiration. I hope Kenya, or wherever you are now, is treating you well, and I still walk like a Queen.