A moment of weakness during Thorin's captivity has the elven lord with child. Thranduil shows up on Erebor's doorstep, having fled his own kingdom; but Thorin has not forgiven his old paramour and although allowing him housing for the duration of his pregnancy, is adamant in forgetting their love and marrying Bilbo. Thorin/ Thranduil Thorin/ Bilbo Baggins

Three times Kili attempted to bribe, woo, and trick Tauriel into letting him out of his cell. And the one time he nearly succeeded.

Kurt had nine missed calls from David Karofsky. He didn't realize that there were nine messages as well. AU Rated M for language (because Dave swears a lot) and sexual concepts.

After being dumped and humiliated by his boyfriend, Kurt decides to buy himself some dignity in order to save face at his best friend's wedding. Little does he know he's about to cross paths with someone from his past in an unexpected way.

Kurt reveals to Dave that he's always had a fantasy of having sex with someone dressed as Batman. Kurt has no idea that it is Dave who is about to make this dream of his become a reality. But how does Kurt react when he discovers who the man is behind the mask? Written for lordofthepringles during the Kurtofsky Gift Exchange.

JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!

formally "If I can't have you". Finally finished it. Set in Season 2. Kurt's in Dalton. Dave know's he'll never have a chance to be with Kurt but that doesn't mean he'll let anyone else hurt him. Bit of smut. Script style

What happens when Reese can't be in two places at once? Non-explicit MM slash, Rinch

Set after the Reichenbach Fall. Sherlock is injured and Molly is doing her best to piece him back together without breaking her heart.

Dave lost his wife, his job, and likes his whiskey. He decides to return to Lima to pick up the pieces and runs into an old crush. A/U, future fic, Slash! Dark Comedy.

Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.

Dave led a boring life as a practicing nurse, trying to atone for the mistakes of his youth. Then Kurt waltzed into his life with an infant son and a whole mess of trouble following him. AU

"So, let me get this straight," David asked, shaking his head. "You, Kurt Hummel, want my help being more of a 'guy'...So Blaine doesn't stray?" The singer didn't seem to like how he rephrased the question, but he let out a sigh and nodded. "Exactly."

In the end, Kurt got everything he wanted out of life and Dave fulfilled his own dreams, so why aren't they happy? A chance encounter in NYC brings the boys together again after many years. Can they help each other deal with their pasts and their futures

Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP

"I do not love you," she cried in frustration. "Why do you want me?"

Reese has found himself rapidly developing feelings for his mysterious employer, and takes advantage of a rare day off to pursue Finch in a more physical way. Somewhat AU due to recent developments. Rated M for a reason! SOME CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DELETED DUE TO CONTENT. PLEASE READ AT MY NEW WEBSITE.

Fanfiction based on E.M. Forster's novel, Maurice. A potentially dangerous incident means Maurice and Alec have to move again.M/M.

Married, closeted, and old before his time, Dave rolls the dice on a chance to do things differently, to live the life he was meant to live.

When a huge storm shuts down New York and the Machine has no new numbers, Reese and Finch spend Christmas Eve together. Slash.

Sherlock does not like the interest John takes in Jim from IT.

Compulsion: An irresistible impulse to act, regardless of the rationality of the motivation. Usually in response to a insistent internal conflict or desire.

Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.

It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.

Through strange and bizarre means that the author is too lazy to fully explain, Kurt gets turned into a kitten. Yeah, you read that right.

Ten years after hs, Kurt's a struggling actor and Dave's a rich businessman. When the two meet again by chance, Kurt sees Dave's wealth as an easy fix to his problems but Dave's just in it for love. Can this sugar daddy and his kept man make it work?

"There will always be a guy, Kurt, because you'll always choose wrong. Start looking in front of your nose." The only constant in Kurt Hummel's love life is Dave Karofsky, and Kurt's pretty sure he will die surrounded by cats and old issues of Vogue.

After Blaine rejects him, Kurt falls into a relationship with Karofsky.

Dave finally gets some courage...

Sequel to "The Unusual Seduction." After a strange start, Kurt and Dave begin a relationship. Dave's still in the closet, Kurt wants a fairy tale romance straight out of the movies. They don't know if they'll make it, but they know they're going to try.

After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.

Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky

Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky

When Dave Karofsky gets out of Lima, Ohio, he feels like he can finally leave everything in his past behind and start over. But there is one thing he can't forget about or stop wanting no matter how hard he tries.

Karofsky's struggle with his feelings for Kurt take a steep, dark dive. Could there be a light at the end of the tunnel? Stay tuned...

Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between aggression and foreplay; at least, that's what Kurt was telling himself as he dashed after Karofsky's broad retreating back… Written in November 2010, after NBK aired...

Love Story between Dave and Kurt. Now complete.

Dave Karofsky loves contradictions. At least his favorite contradiction loves him back.

Sometimes 'okay' is as good as it gets, but sometimes 'okay' can be wonderful. Future Fic! Triple Shot! Kurtofsky! Angsty, but a happy ending.

Because everyone deserves a shot at it, even Dave Karofsky... Main story COMPLETE. Bonus THANK-YOU! chapter PWP to follow...

Dave tilted his head and moved in just mere inches away from Kurt's mouth. Kurt could feel his heart rate accelerate and his breathe hitched in his throat. His eyes closed involuntarily as he felt Dave's fingers stroking featherlight against his neck...

Dave and Kurt deal with their feelings for each other, their different personalities and the lack of courage that keeps them apart.

Marc/Cliff story, continuing saga, even though eppie-wise it's discontinued, bleh. POV switches. R&R please! Rated T just to be safe. Chap. 13 now up.

After being held by violent aliens for weeks after a mission goes wrong, McCoy and Chekov return to the ship to recover. It's just that simple, and just that impossible. Slash, H/C. Complete!

Just another relatively short AU version of a certain inspiring scene in Childhood. No perverted peeping Tom Robin, of course ; Anything more would be telling!;P

Because I know it'll never happen, I decided to write a fic detailing a 'what if' scenario with Sideways Ben and Juliet. Teacher!Ben is so adorable I think he deserves a little bit of loving and who better than his island obsession?

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

For once, I abandon Guy and Meg, and pair the handsome anti-hero with Marian. What happens if she escapes with Allan in 2x12, and Guy becomes Sheriff for more than a day?

Guy/Marian. AU after 2x13. Guy and Marian deal with the aftermath of killing the Sheriff.

Currently being edited.

Dr. Cox is famous for his rants. But when he takes his anger too far, can he repair the damage he inflicts? Especially when the one he hurts turns out to be the one that matters most? J.D/Cox slash!

After the events of Episode 6 of season 2, Guy and Marian are trying to accept that things are changing between them. More heartache waits for Marian when they return to the castle, and Guy is confronted with memories of his past. AU of course!