I hate to delete stories but I deleted twilight because I HATE it now. So sorry to who ever wanted me continue it. But it is DEAD to me now.

why you poor people

support gay marriage here

Tell us five things a five things about yourself

Umm I have blue eyes

I have seven friends

My hair will not uncurl even if you use a straight iron

I am a danger magnet

i trip at school more than i do at home

name the weirdest moment ever.

probably my friend who's a midget running across the field yelling "they're after me lucky charms" in an irish accent then him getting referred for sexual harassment

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more soul that will never love.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

~Jesus:~

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kaylee

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kaylee

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Keaton

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

Black

3. Your first initial?

K

4. Your month of birth?

December

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Renae

7. Your favorite number?

2

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I want to be a knockout/diva that fights the guys in TNA or WWE

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS in onehour and your wish will com etrue before your next birthday.

If you are,were in lovere post this to your profile

IF you have pulled a push door post this to your profile

If you have nearly set your garage on fire post this to your profile

If you have hurt somebody or something (like a lamp) post this to your profile

This is why I lived.

My friend and I thought of something.

My mother said no.

You said lets do it any way.

Later that night I cried myself to sleep.

Because you left without saying goodbye.

Now you are in Heaven.

Watching me with angel eyes.

Wondering why was it me?

We are in love.

Yet you were killed.

Now I wonder if you would still be alive.

If we didn't do it.

We were in love.

Yet you left me for her.

Now I'm watching you with angel eyes.

Wondering why.

Why did you kill me.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

phrases to live by.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over! you don't say is that why i fall down the stairs at least twice a day

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. have and i am the insane one

maybe the people without sanity are the people with sanity then maybe it the world would make sense again.

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Opening Credits "Misery Business" Paramore (OK then I get why but WTH?!)

Waking Up "Shrink the World" Yellowcard (Is this making any sense to you guys, i would like my alarm clock to shrink that'd be a blessing in plain sight)

First Day of School "Stand Up" Fireflight (OK I'll stand up to the assholes Make them pay HAHAHA!)

Falling in Love "Swing Swing" All American Rejects (That sounds like my best friend ex)

Fight Song "Awake and Alive" Skillet (IT does say they're at war with the world and a war is a fight Makes sense)

Breaking Up "Is Forever Enough" Hawk Nelson (WTF?! I don't even Know)

Prom "The Wait is Over" Disciple(Again no clue)

Life is Just...Okay "Miracle" Paramore "Life is a miracle let's enjoy it while we have it)

Mental Breakdown "Numb" Linkin' Park (You do go numb when you have a mental break down cool)

Driving "Again" Flyleaf (Did we fight again of something or another long road trip)

Flashback "Thanks for the Memories" Fallout boy (Memories bring back good and bad. Do you get it)

Getting Back Together "Let the Flames Begin" Paramore (Let the flames begin and the relationship catch fire and burn and smolder perfectly)

Birth of Child "Desperate" Fireflight (I guess I am desperate to have a child when I'm like 14 but I'm not which is weird because the song said... RUN FOR IT!!)

Wedding Nine in the Afternoon" Panic! at the Disco (OK Then I like this wedding I love everything except the fact I'M 14!!)

Final Battle "Saved" Kutless (I can get the fact I was saved so I guess I was one of the lucky ones)

Death Scene "Diary of Jane" Breaking Benjamin (OK I died I guess I wasn't lucky oh well. SEE YOU IN HELL!!)

Funeral Song "Breathe Today" Flyleaf (I am dead does that even make sense. I guess my friends don't want me dead. They are the best.)

End Credits "The Pretender" Foo Fighters(Do I wanna even know)

1.John Cena

2.Cody Rhodes

3.Ted Dibiase Jr.

4.Matt Hardy

5.Jeff Hardy

6.Evan Bourne

7.Mickie James

8.Lita

9.Maria

10.Beth Phoenix

11.Gail Kim

12.Trish Stratus

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I haven't.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's kinda hot I am a follower of the I-ma-gi-na-tion sorry.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lita would kick her ass because Lita Hates Trish for what she did to Jeff.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes "She Paints Me Blue" Her and Jeff are going good then something bad happens. Read it to find out what.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes they do, I have read a couple and they are good.

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Jeff Hardy and Maria or Jeff and Beth. First one seems the best now don't kill me

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Mickie walked in on Cody and Trish making out, she would beat the hell out of Trish then slap Cody across the face.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Beth hates Ted but can' t understand why he's stuck in her head all day.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Maybe I don't know not that i have come across

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Mickie and Trish "She's My Stratusfaction"

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Nope Only me

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again only me, though I haven't yet

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Cody/Matt/Jeff No...?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Lita "Hero" by Skillet

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cena/Edge/Trish warning Violence/sex/Alcohol

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

An hour or two maybe

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

John and Mickie are in a happy relationship until Maria runs off with Matt. John, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gail and a brief unhappy affair with Trish, then follows the wise advice of Jeff and finds true love with Cody.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Mickie and Lita were a canon I think the US would be a better place.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Gail on Cody/Lita (O_o) "What in thee hell is going on in this world."

20) How emo is Seven?

Mickie is not emo.

kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Favorite quotes from random things

"Jonna has butt burn. it's like heart burn but up the butt!" Jed-Typical night of FAIL #4 part 3 of 4

"With this i shall rule the world" Con- kilplix funny moments #

"Om nom nom. Nom nom nom nom." Con-Typical night of Fail #4 Part 4 of 4

random quotes by me and my friends

When I can actually see her jump call me when she is in the institute.- Adlin

Well...I closed the door on the teacher then Chris kicked strider in the nuts.-Zach Murphy

If I close my eyes long enough i feel like I'm walking then find out I'm halfway across the park.-Myself

Sanity isn't sanity it is insanity so shut it.- Renae

well you see I threw the tootsie in the light on accident.-myself 4th grade when I threw a tootsie roll in the light

stop throwing the glitter at each other, that's what the water balloons are for.-Josee

Did you break the window or did Josh-my dad

I went through the room and found my self where the teacher was then said that pie is food not math-myself to my friend after math class

can i have the cookie-Zach

no wolverine would win because he cut off Ms. Fabatz's head-Keaton to me when we were having a "who would win" convo

if you had to choose between the life you live and the life you wish you had you would get lost in a sea of torment-Josee

is it weird that the only way to calm you down is to mention Shawn Micheals, Triple H, and DX.- my self to my friend

you see when we talk about wrestling we always mention Shawn then start doing the DX pose and your Shawn, You bitch-Sama to me

if we are the freaks then who are they-keaton

to call upon the bottle of weirdness is to call upon...well us dude-Adlin

what do you mean, i killed the thing named Chris-myself explaining how me and my brother speared Chris into the wall

You hate me i hate you then we killed barney-Keaton

scragrumba ate the school and when it came out the other end global warming was ended.-Keaton sister said that

i don't hate them...I despise them with a burning passion.-myself

I didn't do anything! Yeah that's why you SHOT ME IN THE HEAD! ...damn you.-myself and friend becca.

well in Chris's house we have nicknames his was gay now it's guy with the face in the corner taking up space, mine is punk becca is emo miri is the prep bitch, and Naomi is mom. why was chris gay? we walked back from town pump to his house and he was holding three stuffed animals. it's still his nickname!-renae and I

If you want, copy this into your profile and bold the ones you are.

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend. (Smiles evilly... Sure add barbwire around it and set it on fire and let me go XD)

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia. (Only seen The Marine and 12 Rounds XD But hopefully I'll see Behind Enemy Lines III: Columbia and The Marine II soon! XD)

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.

42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (Why the hell did he do that?)

46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

47) You can quote your favortie moment word for word (or even close to it) XD

48) You can't help it but chant for your favorite in the Royal Rumble Match in the Smackdown vs Raw series like you do for the Live events and yet you're friends chime in with you

49) You know you're a WWE fan if you're smarter than a Fifth Grader XD

50) (Giggles) You have either yourself, your parents, siblings or teachers singing Randy Orton's theme (Voices) and having someone else; family members or employees, tell you that a stiff drink will kick those Voices out of you're head.

51) You and a friend can guess what will happen Next week on Raw, ECW or Smackdown and be right when seeing it! XD

to day I will start a muses story that will be an actual story

Muses

Evan bourne:innocent and sweet who is hyper when having sugar highs

Miz: No idea but felt like I needed him

Cena: he is a cocky S.O.B and i love it

Mickie:I miss her Damn vince

Jeff: the enigma who loves his skittles

Matt: the man who wants to beat the shit out of Drew

Shawn: I miss him and he is the boy toy

Hunter: the game with his sledgey...enough said

Randy: the viper who needs some love

rey:He shaved Punk and is the awsomest high flier- other than Jeff and Evan

Got some new ones prepare to meet:

Raven AKA: Uncle Scott: Very protective and loving guy

Jericho: I love him.

Shannon (non, shan-shan, nonny, tattoos): loves me the most and I loves him.

Mark: Yes Undertaker is a muse who is very protective

favorite WWE/WWF quotes

"It's your body use it...amuse it...'cause one day you're gonna lose it."-Jeff Hardy

"It's the human walkin', talkin' jar of mayo-naise"-John Cena

"They liked me when I did it."-Punk

1)Randy Orton

2)Miz

3)Jeff Hardy

4)Cena

5)Shawn

6)Hunter

7)Rey

8)Mickie

9)The Undertaker

10)Evan Bourne

Now answer these; What if...

1. Number 1 was really your mother?
Randy Orton as my mom...this could be interesting

2. Number 2 was who you were going to marry?

Miz, at the reception I am not feeding him the cake I am throwing it at him

3. Number 3 got turned into a frog?

That would be a colorful frog

4. You and number 4 got drunk and made out?

Me and Cena were drunk and made out...Any one got a video of it?!

5. You and number 5 woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?

(o.O) Isn't he married? ah to hell with it

6. Number 6 moved to the other side of the world?

NO! He isn't moving in less he video chats with us every night! Hunter: why me: because we love you

7. You found out that number 7 is a girl?

Rey can't be a girl...how else would his kids be related to him

8. You caught number 8 in a polka-dotted thong?

My eyes!

9. Number 9 confessed their love for you?

taker confessed his love for me. I would stare at him as if he was crazy.

10. Number 10 kissed you?

...I told you we are dating! *Chris glares*

11. Number 1 just started sniffing you?

Randy started sniffing me. Isn't he my mom too? what Happened to this world?!

12. You found out that number 2 was doing drugs?

Dammit Mike! You idiot!

13. Number 3 could fly?

Holy...Shit...Take Me with you, Jeff!

14. Number 4 was pregnant?

Cena's pregnant.

15. Number 5 told you that they were never going to see you again?

NO! Dammit we wake up in the same bed and can't remember how and now you're leaving me! Shawn: I'm not leaving though...

16. Number 6 ate YOUR cookie?

Hunter ate it... Ah well, i have more.

17. You and number 7 went to the zoo?

Me and Rey at the zoo i would probably be sugar high and he has to control me.

18. Number 8 lied to you?

Mickie... Mickie: I lied to you about Lay-cool Me: i can killz themz thoughz rightz? Mickie: yez

19. Number 9 turned into a coconut?

I would protect him till he turned back to normal.

20. You and number 10 were deserted on an island?

Awesome! Evan and I could make the most of it.