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As you might know me I'm Drew Danik i like the tv show iCarly and love to read the fanfics about it. I'm a huge beliver in the term take one for the team. I love playing sports and hanging with my friends.

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An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

“iKiss” is one of my favorites. I also really love “iChristmas”.

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

no

Who introduced you to the show?

saw it on tv

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

no didnt know bout it then

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

Carly will become some type of actress- famous or not. Sam and Freddie will get married, and Sam will become a chef and Freddie will be one of those people who invent the technological stuff we all love. Spencer will design stuff for movie sets.

Who’s your favorite character?

Sam

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam

Who’s your favorite guy?

Freddie

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

"Our most important webcast ever and you invite on a delivery man who was born without a personality."--Carly

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

Definitely when Sam goes to Freddie for help when Missy is trying to forget about her

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

When sam taught spencer how to lie.

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

When they were joking bout Griffen's peawee baibies

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

I don’t remember what acronym it was over, but it resulted in Sam being right and Freddie having to get a tattoo of her face.

Which episode title is your favorite?

iKiss

Is this one of your favorite shows?

YES!!

Seddie or Creddie?

SEDDIE!

Season one or season two?

Season two

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

If I had to pick, I’d go with Sam/Jonah

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iGo to Japan

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

iFight Shelby marx

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

“iTwins”!! SEDDIE FOREVER!!

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

Sam!! GIVE ME SEDDIE OR GIVE ME DEATH!!

Sam or Carly?

Sam

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie

Sam or Spencer?

Spencer

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie

Jonah or Pete?

Pete

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy because she mentioned Freddie’s act of selflessness that was all for Sam!

Sam or Freddie?

Sam

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs. Benson because her paranoia is hilarious.

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin. He was more of a character than Jake.

Griffin or Freddie?

FREDDIE!!

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Ms. Briggs! She’s so funny because she’s crazy!

Nevel or Mandy?

Nevel! He’s the greatest because he’s totally messed up.

Nevel or Tureen?

Umm… Nevel.

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

CHUCK! That was funny that he was like, “Your toilet water’s blue!”

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

The guys!

How did you first hear about the movie events?

Same way I heard of the show… the guy on the commercials.

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

Of course! It’s iCarly!

What do you think of the casting on the show?

It’s all absolutely perfect. They act their roles perfectly, and out of the three young leads.

Do you watch it religiously?

Yes!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Yes, alot do

Do you think it will run a long time?

maybe 4 more years if were lucky cause they all have to grow up.

What episode did you like Sam the best?

iKiss cause she was human

How about Freddie?

iKiss cause he kissed Sam

And what about Carly’s?

“iDon’t Want to Fight”

Which character would you meet in person?

Sam

Which actor would you meet in person?

Jennette Mccurdy

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.

-No im not weird i'm just not normal

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Catalyst by universe.disturber reviews
Freddie's favorite cousin, Alex, moves to Seattle, changing Freddie's life, as well as the life of a certain, unsure blonde. SEDDIE, of course. Will be OOC at times.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,998 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iRemember You by PB StarBlast reviews
SEDDIE!-After getting engaged with Freddie, Sam leaves him without telling anyone but Carly, because of a disease she got. Now 3 years later, Freddie tries to find out the truth of what happened. Not a one shot anymore because u asked for it!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iSaw Their Moment by x0xkorzx0x reviews
A short little one-shot of the last scene from iSpeed Date. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dreaming with a Broken Heart by universe.disturber reviews
He doesn't know what he is without her... just an empty, broken heart.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAsk Freddork for a Favor by ItIsABeautifulWorld reviews
This story is about Sam asking Freddie for a favor, will he help her in her time of need? Will he realize he like-likes here in the process? READ to find out! Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bruises by xXACCEBXx reviews
She's never realized what she's been doing to him until now. But maybe she can still fix it. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGo To Prom by xXACCEBXx reviews
A date of convenience. That was all it was supposed to be. But it only takes one night to make it so much more. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDidn't Know it was You by S.Nova17 reviews
Freddie and Sam talk on different screen names. Suddenly when they decided to meet up they realize its each other with this new secret. Challenge by Smartbabie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
icamp, rock and lost by GhostOwl13997 reviews
Sam admits she like Freddie to Carly but Freddie's now with some one, and what happens when Sam gets lost. Bad summary...read and review xx
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,772 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eight Seconds Left in Overtime by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. Freddie and Sam have a fight, but this one escalates further than normal bickering. So what happens when Freddie is injured in the football game that night? Will Sam be able to admit her feelings? FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Firecracker by spinlight reviews
I need serious therapy, I know that but look at my childhood! It’s clear I was going to head down crazy road whether I wanted to or not. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,950 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iOnly Wanna Be With You by liz-beth531 reviews
Why did I ever let her go? He thought sullenly. She still hadn’t completely forgiven him, he could tell by the way she had greeted him. Clearly even a year apart couldn’t cool her down from the biggest mistake of his life. Eventual SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,791 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iFireworks Really the story this time by universe.disturber reviews
Sam and Freddie go to the local fireworks, and things are said, done, and discovered. SEDDIE oneshot. T for infrequent mild language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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iRecreateFreddie reviews
After another bet freddie bets sam that she can't make him cooler but little does she know that she with make a hot monster that a certain brunette can't resist!Seddie rated t for later on!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Never Gonna Give You up reviews
Song-fic by me.READ AND REVIEW you know u want to.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
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