About me: [insert self-deprecating witticism here]

I am the third oldest of seven children, I am a Star Wars fanatic and openly ship: Draco/Ginny - Ron/Luna - Kili/Tauriel - Bella/Edward - Jag/Jaina - Eragon/Arya - and plenty more. I love to write, whether its fanfiction or the novel I'm currently working on in the hopes that I'll see it published. I usually ship canon pairings, but the ones I write are usually either non-canon, or those whose story just didn't get a good ending!

Random things: I have a cat named Tiger, I'm a health nut, I'm a tomboy, my fave car is the Ford Mustang GT, I love phototgraphy, my best friend is my sister, and I used to be very athletic. My biggest goal each day is just to survive it. I want to be a writer and a mom, although as of right now, I'm a business owner and a nanny. I'm scared of heights, I believe in God, though I follow no specific religion or denomination. Favorite color is blue. And now I am bored with this.

I detest the mispronunciation of words, the misuse of the English language, and the attitude that knowledge is for geeks. Crack a book, Google it, or shut the hell up. If you don't know about something, fine. But don't argue with me when you have no idea what we're talking about, nor are you willing to learn. Not knowing something is one thing; not doing anything about fixing that problem is another. Don't wallow in stupidity.

--Basics--

Name: Nicole Tozier
Nickname(s): Nikki, Cole, Cole Robyn, Macole (by little kids), Grace, Chicka
Birthday: 3/21/1993
Birthplace: California
Current Location: Arizona
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red Height: 5'2
Weight: 112
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: no idea
What Do You Drive: no car

--Favorites

Color: Blue

Number: 3
Band: Depends on the day - as of Dec 21st '15, I am obsessed with Civil Wars' sound, if not all of their music

Music Genre: I call it 'Eclectic'

TV Show: Bones, Charmed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Vampire Diaries, Fringe, Psych, House, Lie To Me, Castle, So You Think You Can Dance, Angel, Law and Oder:SVU, Make it or Break it, Monk
Movie: Star Wars
Actor: David Boreanaz
Actress: Sandra Bullock
Kind of Movie: Action/Adventure

Cartoon: Tom and Jerry

Sport: Soccer
Fast Food Restaurant: None
Food: Chocolate
Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Cereal: None

Candy: Anything chocolate

Drink: Water
Alcoholic Beverage: none
Quote: "Not again. Obi-Wan's gonna kill me." Star Wars Really though, there are too many to put here.

--Do You--

Have any siblings: Yep, 6 of the buggers!
Have any pets: 1

Have a job: Yep
Have a cellphone: Naturally
Have any special talents or skills: Define 'skill'...
Have any fears: Dying of suffocation
Want to go to college: Nope
Get along with your parents: One of them
Have any piercings: No

Have any tattoos: Yes, 2

Swear: Hate it, but I do get frustrated
Smoke: Never
Drink: Never

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: No
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
Are you single: Yes
Want to be in a relationship: No

Do you have a crush on someone: No
Ever been dumped: No
Ever dumped someone: No

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Either! Depends on the situation.
TV or Movie: TV
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Spring Break
Hugs or Kisses: Depends on the person

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Danced? Er...sort of?
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Partied 'til the sun came up: No
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: No

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: I'm asexual, so...
Ever TP'd someone's house: No
Ever egged someone's house: No
How many languages do you speak: 1
Do you like being tickled: No
What are your goals: New York Times Bestselling Author
Are you happy: I think so, yes

If they're constantly smiling they are either on something or psychotic. Either way, approach with caution.
Act first, then think up a good excuse.
Those who can are usually the ones stuck explaining it to those who can't.
He who laughs last, took the longest to get it. He who laughs last, probably didn't get it.

People who do things the hard way may just enjoy the frustration.
A person's ego is a very dangerous thing.
Decking your boyfriend for being an idiot can be considered therapeutic.
The quickest way to strike fear into the hearts of children is for a parental unit to yell their entire name.

"Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted."

"To most readers the word 'fiction' is an utter fraud. They are entirely convinced that each character has an exact counterpart in real life and that any small discrepancy with that counterpart is a simple error on the author's part. Consequently, they are totally at a loss if anything essential is altered. Make Abraham Lincoln a dentist, put the Gettysburg Address on his tongue, and nobody will recognize it." ~ Louis Auchincloss

"Any man who keeps working is not a failure. He may not be a great writer, but if he applies the old-fashioned virtues of hard, constant labor, he'll eventually make some kind of career for himself as a writer." ~ Ray Bradbury

"Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was killed by a man whom he was treacherously trying to stab. Pope took money to keep a woman's name out of a satire then wrote a piece so that she could still be recognized anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Byron was accused of incest. Do you still want to a writer--and if so, why?" ~ Bennett Cerf

"I want to do something splendid... something heroic or wonderful that won't be forgotten after I'm dead... I think I shall write books." ~ Louisa May Alcott

"I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions." ~James Michener

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ~ E.L. Doctorow

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." ~ Ray Bradbury

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad." ~ Lord Byron

"Hearts are not to be had as a gift. Hearts are to be earned." ~ W.B. Yeats

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." ~ Toni Morrison

"Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. ~ Anton Chekhov

"Easy reading is damn hard writing." ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne