These are currently under revision for grammar and plot. This will take me quite some time and in the meantime, I apologize for how awful they are. Revised so far: Intro, America, England, France, Russia, Canada, Germany, Italy, Japan, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland.

This story is really weird... Review with a letter and the character will reply. Like it started with just Les Mis, and then A Tale of Two Cities, and then Phantom, and now it's basically all fictional French people that the authoress knows about. Yeah.

Marius is finally learning to shoot straight-but from who? Valjean is worried he's going to lose his spot as star marksman. Cosette has found Marius at last, and isn't going to give him up. Courfeyrac is spreading rumors about a phantom. Enjolras and Combeferre are determined to get to the bottom of it all. All are watched by a masked gamine-the Phantom of the Barricade.

So many questions: Why does Valjean think Enjolras is Marius? Who put Courfeyrac in charge of the revolution? When is Javert going to get back from poetry camp? And for heaven's sake, what is up with that extra who wants to change his name?

A more humorous take on the scene "Heart Full of Love" where the roles of Marius & Cosette are altered. Enjolras has been acting strangely and Les Amis want to know what is going on. Imagine their surprise when they catch their marble-hearted leader serenading a young gamine! One-Shot. E/É and AU. Rated T just in case.

A little script to the movie Les Misérables. It sums the whole story a little bit up and is maybe a little bit funny.

The next in my line of musical parodies, this is the long-awaited Wicked parody! Loads and loads of references, but I'm pretty proud with how this one turned out. Go on, give a read; you know you're curious! T for language, jokes, and some references. And yes. It involves/leans towards Gelphie.

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix

Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.

The Orange Radish and The Blue Carrott and their other friend teamed up to write this wonderful list/story/thing. Hope you enjoy!

A collection of random lists for how to annoy our favorite kitties!