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Joined 05-07-13, id: 4711312, Profile Updated: 03-20-14
Author has written 4 stories for American Dragon: Jake Long, Misc. Tv Shows, My Little Pony, and Gravity Falls.

March 20

Happy spring, everyone! My laptop broke.

Well, not exactly. It just glitches out whenever I open it too much. A friend of mine (who, btw, I'm fairly convinced is a robot) says there's most likely a tweaked wire that gets bent too far when I open the computer. I probably won't get it replaced for a while (the warranty covers that, I'm not going to just buy a new one), so that sucks.

The new Q&A thing I added was something I found from DidSomeoneSayDipperPines, with one addition, because I was bored.

Enjoy a slight delve into my personal life, stalkers.

Bye!


About Me

Name: Monty (that's my nom-de-plume, which is pen name for you non-French peeps)

Age: 13

Birthday: May 2

Homeworld: Southern California

Ethnicity: Black

Interests: Playing video games, reading, typing fics

Personality: See below.

Favorite movie: Let it Shine

Favorite book: Small Steps by Louis Sachar (sequel to Holes)

Favorite shows: Total Drama series, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Regular Show, Monk

Favorite TV show characters, LeShawna, Heather, Dipper, Connie (from SU), Mordecai, Natalie Teeger (from Monk) Sylvester, Baudelaire orphans

Least favorite TV show characters: Chris McClean (season 4 finale was awesome), Gideon Gleeful

Favorite non-canon ships: DipperxPacifica (Disney needs to change it up a bit), NataliexRandy (it just has to happen), WheatleyxGLaDOS (play Portal 2, then come break my door down), ElsaxHans (see instructions for previous ship)

Notes: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE FICTIONS I WRITE.


What's the last book you read?

A Series of Unfortunate Events's Book the Seventh: The Vile Village

Where are you?

My bedroom.

What's your personality like?

Creative, friendly, slightly bossy, slightly loud.

What's on your TV RIGHT NOW?

Nothing.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mother. I told her my alarm was set for tomorrow morning.

Look up. Now look back. What'd you see?

My bedpost (I'm on my side, in my bed).

What's the last thing you ate?

Three Thin Mints.

Who do you have a crush on?

No one.

What was the last thing you thought?

I want to murder whoever made it so earbuds come out of your ears so often.

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

I have never read the Twilight series, and that is all I will say on the matter.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head?

Abraham Lincoln.

You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do?

Put however much I need left for college into savings, then buy new earbuds, books, and an Xbox.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

The box for Pokemon X.

What are you listening to right now?

"Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton, from the Portal Soundrack

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing.

What Are You Wearing Right Now??

A white t-shirt, underwear, and San Diego Chargers pajamas.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Nothing, as this is typing.

What's it like being you?

Not horrible.

What's your thoughts on writing?

It's a good way to make amusing situations for your own personal interests..

What (if any) instruments do you play?

Piano.

Favorite football team?

I don't watch football, but probably the Chargers.

Favorite Colors?

Yellow and red.

Favorite numbers?

21, 7, 6, 4

Interesting Fact about you

I was a television actor for four years of my life.

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The Life of Domiclese by RockSunner reviews
This is the story of Domiclese, a young shepherd in the time of the ancient Greeks. What does he have to do with modern-day Gravity Falls? Quite a lot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Consequences by Marsumenix reviews
Confronted with the end in Gideon Gleeful's hour of victory, the Pines and Soos are forced to fight back with the ultimate weapon.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Gideon G. - Complete
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A Phenomenon Called Canterlot High reviews
Equestria is fun, but has anyone ever paid a close visit to the daily escapades of the students just across the portal? Come along for the ride in this collection of oneshots surrounding the lives of the students at Canterlot High.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014
Free Shipping reviews
Through a series of unlikely events, one simple journal gets sent all around the world, collecting strange entries for the next recipient to read and pass along. Just... just read. Just read to find out. On indefinite hiatus.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014
Troubled Waters reviews
Sequel to Gravity Dragon. When strange things start happening in Lake Gravity Falls, Team Gravity Dragon is on the scene!
Crossover - American Dragon: Jake Long & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Jake, Dipper P. - Complete
Gravity Dragon reviews
Jake and company are shipped off to a dilapidated old town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to spend the summer with some relatives. What will happen when two hidden magical worlds collide?
Crossover - American Dragon: Jake Long & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Jake, Dipper P. - Complete