Hello people of the Internet. My name is Slayer Ontas I get my name from my gamer tag. I'm just starting to write so If there is any spelling errors or punctuation errors DON'T BLAME ME I'm working on it.

Also most of my profile I get from a AMAZING author name Yumleethelimabeen so you should check out her stories.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

3. Fields: For concealment, nothing works better than tall crops. The question is: Will this work to your advantage or to a lurking ghoul's? Noise will be a critical factor. Traipsing through dry crops will make enough din to attract zombies from far and wide. Even in the wettest, travel through fields slowly, listen carefully, and be ready for close combat at anytime.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My chair.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? I don't watch TV. I know it's werid,

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:55,

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 7:06 wow only 46 off!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My computer running.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A few minutes ago. Watching Yogscast.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My twin brother. (we both look the same. true story)

9. What are you wearing? A green shirt and pajamas

10. Did you dream last night? I never dream.

11. When did you last laugh? While watching Yogscast.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? A mirror and a couple of paintings.

13. Seen anything weird lately? This survey.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Weird

15. What is the last film you saw? The blue brothers 2000

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A computer. A new house and all the games I want. (I know it's lame :p)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have 4 siblings.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Ban taxes and bills. (why can't we live in a house for free)

19. Do you like to dance? I can only slow dance.

20. George Bush. Yes he was our 41st president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Jessica

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Daniel (I'll name him after me)

1: Real Name: Fine I'll tell you my real name. It's Daniel

2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) Xinlead

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Danizzle (take away the zz you have my name)

4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Red Panda (I'm a real animal)

5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Francis Pheasant Lane

6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first) Vosda (I'm a sif lord)

7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink):Green Coke (best super hero ever)

8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents):Alan Romona

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Bradley (He was my Headgehog)

10. Your Warrior Cat name (Your favorite animal they would know about and your favorite last warrior cat name): Panda Rockfur

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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