"A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Gummy bears chasing me. One is green, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife." Person

Author's Pledge

I am an author by name

Reading and writing is my game

It is just so much fun

I'll do it till the day is done

Bring my pencil with me everywhere

People learn not to stare

If they do,I don't really care

I'll still bring it with me anywhere

Stay up late at night

Won't sleep until I get it right

I will get it eventually

You all shall see

If I'm writing,leave me alone

Don't text or call me on the phone

I won't notice if you do

Just wanted to warn you

I am an author and always will be

Because that's who I am,I am me

And I always will be

I'll continue writing for eternity.

(Paste this on your profile to take the pledge.)

Person 1: Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head in your hands and violently jerk their head at a right angle and snap their neck?

Person 2: Well, that took an unexpected turn...

Person 1: So did their neck.

Person 3: I'm dying XD

Person 1: So are they.

Person 1: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Person 2: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Nevermind, I get it...

How To Troll:

Go to YouTube and search Rick Roll 10 hours. Flag it as inappropriate nudity. The YouTube staff will have to watch the whole thing to look for the nudity.

Person 1: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Person 2: A dentist.

Person 3: I don't know what your dentist does to you, but I think you need to go to the police.

Person 1: Having seaweed rub against you when you're swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering "mayonnaise."

Person 2: I feel so uncomfortable.

Person 3: This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Person 1: Why do teachers have such an intense hatred for Wikipedia?

Person 2: Because it does their job better than them.

Person 3: My History teacher used to mess with Wikipedia when he gave us assignments. Half my class had essays about how Hitler was secretly in a relationship with Stalin.

Person 4: IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

Person 1: Right now a baby is being born. Right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can. Life goes on.

Person 2: Hopefully this is not the same person.

Once I was babystitting my neighbors 6 year old daughter and she asked me why I was so ugly and without thinking I said "I'm you from the future." She cried for like 30 minutes.

Prosecuting Lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant...guiltypersonsayswhat?

What?

Haha. Owned. You're going to jail.

When I was 6 I thought the rule in Chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks. So when I got to dessert, I ate my ice cream with chopsticks and all these Asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when I finished I got a round of applause. I shit you not.

In Two seconds you'll be singing "Im a Barbie Girl" in your head. Enjoy:)

You Know You're a Writer When;

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word ‘cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack.
Mummy I was a good girl,
I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry!
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother!
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices: 1) repost and show you care!
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-hear

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Stereotypes seem to be everything in this world.

Why can't a kid dressed in black with piercings be bright and happy?

Why is it that a pretty girl has to be rude and obnoxious?

Nerds have to have glasses, and braces, and wear weird, strange, or odd clothes.

The guys who are good at sports have to beat up others.

The smart kids have to have no social lives and are always studying.

Has it ever occurred to some people that sorting people into categories is even worse than being a person in the worst category they come up with?

We are all people. We all walk, breathe, laugh, talk, smell, hear, see, cry.

But most of all. We feel.

We feel hate, love, fear, joy, happiness, depression, sadness, grief, excitement, more. The list goes on and on.

All these things we have alike, but all the things that people can do to us. Tell us what we are and what we have to be, just because we have good grades or are good at sports or have fancy clothes.

How come we can't just be who we are and be... happy? No one to judge us. Hurt us with words, or even nothing said at all. Just able to say, 'This is me. I decide who I am. Not you.'

We can.

We can ignore what others think and be ourselves. We don't live to please others. To be someone to live up to expectations because of our shell.

We live to be us. To laugh when we find something funny. To not be judged or looked at differently if we like something others don't. To cry when we are upset, as silly as it may be, and not have people say that it's nothing to cry about. If it wasn't something to cry about, why am I crying? Why do tears cover my face?

Because I'm me. I don't see things the same way as you. I'm different, and I'm okay with that. I'm happy about that. I'm being myself, and I'm proud of myself, even if others aren't. I don't need approval to be who I am.

When was it their choice? When did they decide that they could control our lives with words? A little word can have so much meaning, but do they not realise that?

Words have changed lives. Made people laugh, cry, smile, frown, live. Even die. Words have an effect on life that we will never understand.

And that is all that stereotypes are. Words. Meaningless sounds that come from our mouths. Sure, we communicate with them. Tell others how our day was or about something that happened. But they have taken over so much that now, everything has to have a meaning.

The one time a friend doesn't respond means they don't like you, even though they didn't hear you in reality. The boy who says things that aren't true makes people doubt themselves.

I don't let words get to me. I'll be myself all the time. If I want to laugh, I'll laugh. If I want to cry, I'll cry. If I want to run, I'll run.

If I want to write this, I'll write this.

I'm not afraid to be who I am. I was made like this. To act like this. To be what I was made for.

To be myself.

Nobody can change what I want to be. If they do try, I won't listen. I won't change what I look like, what I sound like, how tall I am or how much I weigh.

My eye color or hair color. My favorite band or song or book or painting or what I like to wear. My favorite animal or the way I think. The way I laugh or cry or my smile or my frown or my walk or my run. Nothing.

I'm perfectly happy being myself.

And when I'm me, I'm beautiful.

By,

-TheRealDigiGal (Mai friend :D -KKKstories)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (0 kids)

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

There's a 13 years old girl, and she wish

her dad would come home from

the army, because he'd been having

problems with his heart and right

leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made

her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes

later), the doorbell rang, and

there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been

having trouble in my job and on the

verge of quitting. I made a simple

wish that my boss would get a new

job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55

there was an announcement that he

was promoted and was leaving for

another city. Believe me...this

really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years

of age. I had always been single

and had been hoping to get into a

nice, loving relationship for many

years. While kind of daydreaming

(and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would

finally come into my life. That was at

9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM

a FedEx delivery man came into my

office. He was cute, polite and

could not stop smiling at me. He

started coming back almost everyday

(even without packages) and asked me

out a week later. We married 6

months later and now have been

happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but

while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed

scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the

number of minutes it will take for your

wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years

old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish

to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will

now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it

can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.

something major that you've been wanting

will happen.

KKKstories

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEISTIC so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. X
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY/HANDSOME (or so people tell me), so I MUST not be a virgin. X
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. X
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Not a guy)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. X
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. X
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. X
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. X
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. X
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. X
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT (or so people tell me), so I MUST be weak. X
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. X
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. X
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. X
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. X
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. X
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. X
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. X
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. X
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. X
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

KKKstories

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yeah!

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Brother was obsessed with shiba puppies...

3) What's your middle name?

It was supposed to be Grace

4) Your current relationship status?

I think I am single... Complicated...

5) Does your crush like you back?

No!!!! (I think)

6) What is your current mood?

I'm doing a quiz online. For a profile. Guess.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Red & White

8) Missing something?

Ummm...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

World Hunger

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Dog... if it wasn't obvious.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

No. I may be clumsy, stupid, and insane, but I haven't been that clumsy, yet.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read Fanfiction, draw,talk, and eat cheese sticks (AKA String cheese). I really have a problem with cheese sticks.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Vanilla Twilight by Owl City.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Cordially Un-Invited

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Wow no

17) When was the last time you cried?

Not long ago... (Say "Wigggly wumpkins" in the reviews if you have read this far)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Not unless you count 28 kids from school in a talent show where I became mentally scared for life with stage fright.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Telepathic-ness

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Eyes. Then when I meet them personality.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

Hate coffee (everyone gets mad (no one calms down(I just created World War Starbucks))) but love cookies!

22) What's your biggest secret?

No.

23) Favorite color?

Purple and light blue. (Not pale, but not dark)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

I am a kiddie. 10-20 is still a kiddie. Unless you mean Blues Clues. That was (is still) one of my favorite shows.

25) What are you?

Spinster from the book Crewel.

26) Do you speak any other language?

What Dora taught me, and I'm learning German!

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cookies right out of the ocean!

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Depressingly-Insane

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

What that private message is...

31) What should you be doing?

Looking at that same message

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Ex Best Friends. (Long depressing story that I may do a write my life thing.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

NO

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Dunno. My last names pretty nice.

35) Who last made you cry?

Therapist (Refer to question 32)

End of Quiz.

Thank God.

TheRealDigiGal

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?

An app on my iPod

3) What's your middle name?

Stalker much? Little hint. It is common.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Probably not.

6) What is your current mood?

Calm

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Does Tye-Dye work?

8) Missing something?

I don't think so...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Maybe when I erased the file of my Pokemon Diamond without transferring my level 97 Meganiam back to my Pokemon Soulsilver game.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Why I have to choose one? Uh... Dragon, if that counts.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Not really, no.

13) Something you do a lot?

Watch YouTube.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Dark Horse by Katy Perry (listening to it now)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

KKKstories

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Don't know.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Um... few months ago? Can't remember

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

For the little elementary school recitals, yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Morphing.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Their personality.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Uh... I don't drink coffee... so hot chocolate.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Can't say. It's a secret.

23) Favorite color?

Blue and Purple.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Every once in a while if I come across one I liked.

25) What are you?

Human.

26) Do you speak any other language?

No.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Um... probably Alfredo noodles.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Interesting.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

This answer.

31) What should you be doing?

Nothing right now.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Can't remember.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Uh... not sure. Interesting question.

35) Who last made you cry?

Can't remember.

End of Quiz.

Finally...