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Joined 07-28-09, id: 2026576, Profile Updated: 12-18-09

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Feel free to message me or comment me; it always brightens my day.

About Me;;

Name: Cassie

Age: 13 11-02-95

Hometown: Greatest City in the World, New York BBY(:

Nicknames: Cass; Coco-nut; Mr. Crabs spongebob, lol ; Big Head; Dummy-in-a-Cass; & all these other ones I can't keep track of.

Best Friends: This is going to take awhile.

Alison, my lover. The person I can always lean on & trust. She might be a little bitchy but its amazing how we've never had a fight. Its amazing because Ali has had a fight with everyone. We are complete opposites but its somehow works. We've been through so many things together. Bad times, Good times, she's helped me get through it all. I love this girl with all my heart & I would do anything for her.. I think. Let's face it; Ali is a little crazy, lol.

Ryan, my brother. This guy has been in my life since I can remember. He sticks up for me all the time & he's the one who help me decide to become a writer. He's the greatest guy I know; he is most definitely my musical soul mate. Its a miracle how I'm not romantically in love with him. He's always talking about us breaking up, but we've never been together, lol. I love you Ryan even if you are dating that bitch; and I will not discriminate you on your magical wizard ways, lmao.

Kevin, the brother in law. Okay so I just discovered the comedic god that is Kevin. This guy is so funny & he's sweet. You cant really get better than that. Ali totally deserves a great guy like him & he kinda deserves her too, lol. He's like a ray of sunshine on my rainy days. His one-liners would make anyone just feel awesome about themselves. & No, Kevin I don't know of the secret elves organization of which you speak of but I did see the cricket conspiracy meeting, lol.

Melanie, the explorer. The coolest six year old on the planet, no competition. We freaking discovered Narnia in her mom, my aunt's closet; by far, the most awesome day of my life. She has memorized "The Lion King" with me. Word. For. Word. She's also saved my life on several occasions, I cant really go into details I was sworn into secrecy, lol.

Ian, the Diego of real life. He's only three but he already taught me how to save animals. I'm so jealous of Alison because she gets to see his super cute smiling face everyday. He listens to my rambles & gives me two word advice that clears up everything. If he was older, I think I would marry him. Screw age, I am marrying Ian Lucas.

Steven, the wigga. White Nigga. He really doesn't need more of an explanation but I'll give it to him anyway. This guy is a freaking G. He makes me speechless, which rarely happens. I don't even know what to say about him, other than: He still owes me my skateboarding lessons, sun.

There's so many more people I love to death, but my fingers hurt, lol.

Favorite Shows:

Real Word, cause people making a fool of themselves is just great entertainment;
Wizards of Waverly Place, Selena's sarcasm AND David's sexiness AND Jake's random awesomeness? You have to watch this show.
Sunny with a Chance, Hannah Montana, & JONAS, just because of the great people on these shows(: & Nick's beyond hotness;
90210, the only show I bother to follow.
Glee, the new show that's kind of just awesome(:

Current Songs:

Take You There - Plain White Tees
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
Untouchable - Taylor Swift
World of Chances - Demi Lovato
Manos Al Aire - Nelly Furtado

Current Favorite Websites:

Youtube.com ; how could you not?
Fanfiction.net ; obviously.
FmyLife.com ; always makes me giggle with Kevin.
MyLifeisAverage.com ; makes me jealous too much.
MyLifeisG.com ; inspiring.

Favorite Couples:

Nelena; Dalena; Jemi; Nemi ; Laylor Lucas Till & Taylor Swift
& a lot of other couples; the couple isn't that important to me what really counts is the writing.

Pop Quiz

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Andy. I said "You know the football players can't really hear you screaming 'GO!' right?" To which he replied. "They hear me mentally, I know it."

Where are you?

Andy's room.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

An Elvis Costello poster.
Obviously the coolest thing in Andy's room.

What's the last thing you ate?

A mango with Alison(:

What's your personality like?

Bitch, you don't need to know my life.
Sorry, I've watched Baby Mama too many times.

Who do you have a crush on?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

What was the last thing you thought?

"Andy! Move your freaking big head."
I had to hold myself back from saying it, lol.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Will Farrel and the throwing of shoes xD

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Invest and make another million?
Uh, in a different country. The recession aint taken my mula!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing. Now my mouth is dry, Damn you.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This?

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Where the hell am I going to get a globe from?
Oh. My. God. Andy owns a globe. Losaaa.
Madagascar, that is G.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6. What does it say?

Jane.

What can you hear right now?

The ending of the Uninvited.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

But I don't wanna talk to Andy's fish.

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Well now, the Jets VS Houston football game.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I spilled ice tea on Andy, on purpose. Goood times.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Andy's closet.

If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

I love that movie Uh.. Swan? Wasn't he the bad ass one?

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. XD
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,' Why can't you people just leave me alone? '
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror,and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say ' PICK ME!PICK ME! '
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...' NO! NO! It's those voices again! '
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,' There is no toilet paper in here! '
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting,' Pikachu I choose you!! '
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: The Way You Make Me Feel - Micheal Jackson (That's my wake-up alarm right now on my phone.. weird)

First Day At School: Stop the World - Demi Lovato (So can I stop the class instead of stopping the world?)

Falling In Love: Fuck You Very Much - Lily Allen (Wow, lol)

Fight Song: Your Body is A Wonderland - John Mayer (Fight?!)

Breaking Up: We are Your Friends - Justice vs. Simian (So we'll stay friends? Cool.)

Prom night: Change - Taylor Swift (Everything Changes at Prom!)

Life: Mannequin - Katy Perry (Confusion.)

Mental Breakdown: Calabria - Enur (So the beat is gonna make me meltdown?)

Driving: Piece of Me - Britney Spears (You want a piece of my car?)

Flashback: Dirt Off Your Shoulder -Jay Z (Such an Old Song!)

Getting back together: I'm Cool Like That - Digable Planets (I'm cool so lets get back together, lol)

Wedding: Falling Down - Selena Gomez (Oh God, I hope I don't fall at my wedding.)

Birth of Child: If You Seek Amy - Brittney Spears (Uh? Either I'm naming the baby Amy or everyone want to F U C K my baby. Scary.)

Final Battle: Baby, It's Fact - HelloGoodbye (Baby, its fact, I will win!)

Funeral Song: Smile - Lily Allen (People are going to SMILE at funeral? Sad.)

Final Credits: Grace Kelly - Mika (I love that song(: Its so freaking me!)

This was fuuuunn.

Lets do it agaain (:

Opening Credits: I Promise You - Selena Gomez (I promise this will be great. Lmao)

Waking Up: Ocean Avenue Yellowcard ("Sleeping in all daay; staying up alll nightt".)

First Day At School: Oh My God You Guys - Legally Blonde the Musical Cast (OhMYGod, school is happening, lol.)

Falling In Love: Me -Tamia (Is this like a preview of the breakupp?!)

Fight Song: Mamma Mia - Mamma Mia! ("I was cheated by youu, and i think you know when.")

Breaking Up: Say Something - Mariah Carey (SAY SOMETHING! or we are overrr.)

Prom night: Say What You Need to Say -John Mayer (Exactly what you need to do at Prom.)

Life: Untouched - The Veronicas (I'm gonna go through life, feeling untouched?)

Mental Breakdown: Summerboy- Lady Gaga ("No whereee, yea we're going nowhere.. fast!")

Driving: Train-wreck - Demi Lovato (Seriously?! I'm scared to drive now.)

Flashback: Invisible - Taylor Swift (I clearly remember being invisible. Oh! I just noticed my play on words.)

Getting back together: Breakout - Miley Cyrus (We're gonna break out to get back together!)

Wedding: Picture to Burn - TaySwift (What?! Come on. I'm never getting married...)

Birth of Child: Dirt Off Your Shoulder - JayZ (My kid's gonna be a pimp & brush his dirt of his shoulder.)

Final Battle: Hot 'N Cold - Katy Perry (Makes sense. YOU change your mind like a girl changes clothes.)

Funeral Song: Decode - Paramore (Decode my death. Find out who killed mee, betch.)

Final Credits: Headfirst - Selena Gomez (All I could think about was DYING headfirst, lol.)