quote:

"god created dinosaurs

god destroys dinosaurs

god creates man

man destroys god

man creates dinosaurs"- Jurassic Park

(anyone seeing a pattern hear? lol)

"And this may sound heartless, but hahaha you little bitch!" -my mom. XD

Quote from 'Chatting And Hanging' by Kagome-Is-Kool (She freaking rocks!). This is a conversation between Hidan and Shino, from Naruto, in case you haven't guessed.

God-Is-Love: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING BUGS!

Bugs-Rock: One day, when the bugs rule the world... You will pay for your insolence!

"And this may sound heartless, but hahaha you little bitch!" -my mom. XD

Quote from 'Chatting And Hanging' by Kagome-Is-Kool (She freaking rocks!). This is a conversation between Hidan and Shino, from Naruto, in case you haven't guessed.

God-Is-Love: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING BUGS!

Bugs-Rock: One day, when the bugs rule the world... You will pay for your insolence!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGL so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak

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& Ice Phoenix Yukina's Pet from Leters of Misfortune

Furball Kuwabara's pet from Letters of Misfortune

Demon Dragon Hiei's pet from Letters of Misfortune

Nundu Genkai's pet from Letters of Misfortune

& Snidget Kagome's friend from Letter's of Misfortune

My Charas for Kagome

Berry - My Mellow, Spacey, Cherishable and Gentle Chara

Fayette - A.K.A - Fay - My Spunky, Playful and High Spirited Chara

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The Deck that I will be using for Kagome in The Art of Seduction can be found here.

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WAH!! I LOVE THIS!! It's used in my upcoming story The Art of Seduction. CHECK IT OUT KAY!!

L: Change The WorLd

THE TRAILER

Antique Jewelry Casket

If you have any ideas please click here and tell me about them and I will write stories based on those ideas. Also this is a good way for me to speak with you. I will be on everyday from 7 pm to 12 am (CENTRAL TIME). Please take note that all comments are allowed in this chat and nothing will be held against you. However I ask that you do take into consideration the others who happen to be on at the time. Tell me different animes that you like, crossovers that would be funny, couples that would be cute. If I haven't seen it I'll watch it. Thank you for taking your time reading this and enjoy.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGL so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, Sanseui-Kitty,BlackNightAngle,KagomesLilsista, Devil-Babe-911

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?

You scored as a Harry Potter

You can be a little reckless and hot-headed at times, but a more brave and courageous friend would be hard to find.

Harry Potter 85

Ginny Weasley 80

Sirius Black 75

Albus Dumbledore 70

Severus Snape 65

Ron Weasley 65

Draco Malfoy 60

Hermione Granger 60

Remus Lupin 55

Lord Voldemort 45

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Id be good if i could but i cant so i wont

Please for the love of all that is good..SHUT THE HELL UP!

i have the right to remane silent just not the ability.

damn

shit

fucking A!

aww hell

what the hell?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver-Shirt from Hot Topic

Spooning leads to forking-Shirt from Hot Topic

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause your all the same-Shirt from hottopic

my bad attitude is none of you f bissnes-shirt from hottopic

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horrible wrong-Shirt from Hot Topic

God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.

"Behind every bird you flip, is a pile of shit."

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back

See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'The funniest thing about this t-shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.' - A tee shirt of mine

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

'your moma is so fat even NARUTO dosen't BELIEVE IT

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Haru
2. Itachi
3. Kiba
4. Shikamaru
5. Gaara
6. Neji
7. Temari
8. Sakura
9. Sasuke
10. Tobi
11. Deidara
12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Eh…no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-Blushes- YES!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

PRAISE THE FUCKING SEX GODS!! I love that couple, nothing hotter then a hot teaching throwing his hot student against a tree...uh, sorry, I’ll stop there. Leave the rest up to your imagination.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Quite a few of them, all ending with his clothes discarded somewhere. ;D

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

...I like Yaoi, I won’t lie, but that... isn’t right. T.T

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

GAH! Can I say neither?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Shit! She’d probably join them. I know I would.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Do I have to?? Uhg, I’m writing this against my better judgment and against my will.

Kiba is training in the woods when he hears yelling, looking around he follows the sound until he comes across the source. He watches as Deidara leaves Tobi to get some fresh air away from his annoying companion. What happens when Tobi sees Kiba hiding behind a tree? What kind of fun game will Tobi play with the unwilling Kiba while his partner is away?

How’s that?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don’t know, I think I’m going to check, that actually sounds like something I’d read. What, don’t look at me like that, you’re just as weird as I am.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Art in a Single Moment: Painted Blood.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

-Nosebleed- I don’t think I should answer that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Uh...SHIT! Mental Image of a...MALE ORGY!! -spasm- Uh, I don’t know.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YEEEES, TOBI’S A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOOOOOY!

HAHA! I burst out laughing when I wrote that.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Uh...Four choices.

1. Concrete Angel – Martina McBride

2. Nobody’s Home – Avril Lavigne

3. Story of a Girl – Nine Days

4. Innocence – Avril Lavigne

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING – YAOI CONTENT, EXCESSIVE NUDITY AND VIOLENCE, MILD RAPE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Why don’t we skip the torture of Mangekyou and Tobi will take you to a world of his own. More pleasure less pain, yes?”

Hehe, I could see that happening.

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

SCREW WHAT KAKASHI THINKS, I THINK SAKURA/ITACHI ROCK! He would probably either say she is betraying the village and is now considered a missing nin OR on the chance that he does really care for his past team, he would want her to be happy.

20) How emo is Seven?

From 1 to 10, uh...4 maybe 5.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

ITACHI!!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Uh... close tie really, Gaara/Hinata, Gaara/Sakura Kakashi/Sakura Itachi/Sakura...what, with so many hot guys around how can you really just pair her up with ONE?

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

UH… I LIKE BOTH! Humph. Force me to decide. That’s terrible.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Hehe, yes. Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Temari and Tsunada. I’ve also done other anime’s you guys may know, C.C from Code Gease, Kikyou from InuYasha, Etna from Disgeae and CHI from Chobits. Mwahaha Hahaha

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Itachi poster, CHIBI Itachi plushy, Itachi Cosplay, Itachi Jewelry, Itachi Lighter, Itachi shirt, Itachi CHIBI keychain. Deidara Cosplay, Sasori Cosplay, Temari Cosplay, Tsunada Cosplay...-looks around room- I don’t have enough time to write everything, sorry.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Me? o.o...-.-...o.o –looks at Itachi poster-

T.T ...

Oh no...Not really...What, you don’t believe me? Fine, I didn’t ask you to.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Uh...KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU YEAH! Grind those hips...O.O Eh, hehe. SasuNaru? Hehe.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Ooo. Neji or Kakashi, uh, I believe Kakashi wins with his teacher factor making him the light at the end of my tunnel...or is that a train, let me get a closer look. -.- O.O

IT’S A TRAIN!!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Eh...there’s a theory, I’m not good with science and numbers, numerical theory hurts my head as does science theory. Now, as for the couple. I guess the pairing is ok.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Uh...Yes, or at least, related. I don’t know really, but they just look so much alike.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

ITACHI

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Hm, hn, huh. Eh, mm, er, eiiiI’d have to sayuuuh HMMMM, let me think. ‘.’ Anti, he makes a killer villain and I could think of so many sick ass ways of killing him after he is raped by Orochimaru and his snakes. Uh, so yeah, Pro, defiantly, uh, the, good guy type, and yeah –nods slowly-

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Uh, NO, there STILL making episodes.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

NOPE!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

DUH!

17. Sub or dub?

BOTH!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro, I like the pink haired girls, Sakura is only one

1. Sakura - (Naruto)

2. Rabi en Rose – (Digi Charat)

3. Lacus Clyne – (Gundam Seed)

4. Sugar – (Sugar Snow Fairy)

5. Yuna – (Maburaho)

6. Aritta/Gloomieta – (Tales of the Abyss)

7. Lucy – (To Heart 2)

8. Misha – (Pita Ten)

9. Miharu – (Girls Bravo)

10. Mizuho – (Onegai Teacher)

12. Mayura – (Loki Ragnarok)

13. Mariah – (Beyblade)

14. Chibiusa – (Sailor Moon)

15. Millfeulle – (Galaxy Angel)

16. Simca – (Air Gear)

17. Ichigo – (Tokyo Mew Mew)

18. Kusajika Yachiru – (Bleach)

19. Nyu/Lucy – (Elfen Lied)

20. Momo – (Xenosaga)

21. Kurumi – (Steel Angel Kurumi)

22. Black Rose – (.Hack)

23. Kururu – (Bottle Fairy)

24. Louise – (Zero no Tsukaima)

25. Momo – (Angel Tales)

26. Yuna – (Kage Kara Mamoru)

27. Miu – (DearS)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Uh...BOTH

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Medara Uchiha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Uh...I choose Ugly Nerd for 100 dollars. Lol.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

HAKU! HE IS SO PREATY.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

...One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever hear, THREE DOG NIGHT – ONE If that doesn’t answer the question, I don’t know what will. By the way, it was ‘WEIRD’ that I chose.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Kakashi, we know he would be late for his own funeral, however, I would like to see him get together with Sakura, which would mean breaking rules which...he doesn’t do. Or Sakura, for the same reason except with Itachi.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Uh, YEAH!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Uh, YEAH!

27. Do you like lemons?

HELLZ YES!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Hehe, my mother records, she is off getting ready to fight in the war, she bought her laptop so that she could watch Naruto on it at www.veoh.com

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No, I don’t plan to.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

Nope!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

My Mother and Father!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yep.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'

Haha, Yep, I was drawing Itachi with just his Akatsuki cloak on, covering just his hips. My math teacher flipped.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Eh...SEE PREVIOUS ANSWER! Duh!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

SEE QUESTION 5. Lol.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

HELL YEAH! What kind of kinky shit is Kakashi reading, the secrets of Jiraiya’s stories?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

NOPE! It’s Pain, he has orangish hair not blonde. DUH!

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

YES! 13

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

UHG, he lost all sexiness when he left Kanoha

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes, for a novel I’m writing I have a Lolita that’s a girl named Lilith, Lili for short. She has his energetic, cheerful, high-spirited character.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Uh, it’s 2:28 in the morning and I’m taking a Naruto test. What do you think!

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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"Happy? My misery makes you happy, is that it?"

~~~~~~ - Inuyasha, vol. 12, ch. 7

"Oh? Turn around, Jaken, and face the wrath of your devoted master."

~~~~~~ - Kagome the Miko Kunoichi, ch. 13, IYxN fanfic

"I'm no freak, bubblegum."

~~~~~~ - Return of Naruto, ch. 5, Naruto fanfic

"Big forehead, huh? Shows what you and your scaly butt know!"

~~~~~~ - Uchiha Once, Uchiha Twice, ch. 4, Naruto fanfic

"HARRY! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL IS WEARING A THONG!"

~~~~~~ - Magic, ch. 3, Harry Potter fanfic

"You enjoy making me suffer, don't you?"

"More than anything in the world."

"I hate this. Where's my laptop?"

"Confiscated."

"What?!"

"You're sick, you're not allowed to work."

"Yami..."

"Nope, no working."

"But..."

"The sooner you get better, the sooner I'll kiss you. So if you want to get laid again anytime soon, you'll stay in bed and get better."

~~~~~~ - Christmas Wish one-shot, Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic

Mokuba stared. "A good day? At school? What planet are you from? School is torture. Except recess." He added, thinking.

~~~~~~ - Forgiveness, ch. 5, Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic

"And what Miroku…it's not like we can just walk up to him and say 'oh, excuse me Sesshoumaru, but we need Kagome to stay with us so we can find shards of the jewel.'…"

"Yeah. He'd come up with an excuse to kill us on the spot… 'You're trespassing', or 'you're not allowed to see her - she sees you', or 'you're with Inuyasha. Die.'" Miroku added.

"Or maybe even something as gay as, I dunno, 'Hey you, I don't like your clothing, because it clashes with your hair' This IS Sesshoumaru after all…he always was obsessed with appearance…when I say gay, I mean GAY" Inuyasha said with bitter humour.

"Hmmm. I was thinking more that his excuse was, 'No, I don't like people who are as ugly as Miroku and Inuyasha…" Sango chuckled evilly, then stopped when she saw Inuyasha give Miroku a cunning look. 'Oh shit…why is he…'

"Well, Sango, if he's so ugly why did you-"

#WHACK#

~~~~~~ - As Night Falls, ch. 7, Inuyasha fanfic

Ahh! She covered her eyes like the innocent schoolgirl she was, and quickly spun around. She did NOT have to see this. If he and Inuyasha were determined to hack pieces off each other, that didn’t mean she had to stand around and witness it. She was sick of playing referee and buffer to their never-ending sibling feud. She suddenly realized exactly how annoyed she was--nay, tired.

I’m going back to the village so these two can kill each other in peace. And if, by some chance, one of them makes it back...I’ll get my bow and shoot them--I’m sure the world will thank me!

And with that pleasant, and completely untrue thought, the faintly twitching miko started back toward Kaede’s village.

~~~~~~ - It Changes Everything, ch. 5, Inuyasha fanfic

Remus was unsure about what to do. Harry seemed to be fine now, but he’d just spent over two weeks in a magical coma. But however much Remus thought it necessary, he seriously doubted that Harry was in the mood for a suggestion regarding a visit to St. Mungo’s to make sure he was fine. He was just debating on whether to risk trying to strike up some kind of conversation with the still rather blank looking Harry when the decision was taken out of his hands. The sound of a chair overturning came from inside the room. "REMUS!!"

"Ahh, I don’t suppose you told him you were getting up?" Remus had become something of an expert at interpreting Sirius' screams of panic by now.

Harry didn’t even have time to answer, much less decide whether he wanted to or not. Sirius came bolting out the door, nearly mowing Remus over in the process. He grabbed the startled and swaying werewolf by the collar and began shaking him, his back to Harry, whom he obviously had noticed. "He’s gone, he’s not there, he’s gone, he’s…"

Harry finally spoke up. "He’s got a headache, so please shut up now."

Sirius whirled and froze at the sight of his godson. Remus grabbed his friend by the elbow and began steering him away down the hall, speaking as cheerfully as possible over his shoulder to the watching Harry. "Well, call us if you need us…"

Harry had to suppress a small smile as he listened to them bicker all the way down the hall. "Moony! Why are we, no, where are we going? Harry’s back there!"

"Yes, now shut up." Their voices were fading with distance so Harry had to strain to hear the next few sentences. "Unless you WANT him to start dishing out orders right now, I suggest you listen to me."

"Remus, ever the voice of reason. But he’s hurt!"

"He said he’s fine, and frankly…" Harry could hear no more. And then he realized that he hadn’t actually suppressed the smile at all and immediately wiped it from his face. He still hated them.

Didn’t he?

~~~~~~ - Redemption, ch. 22, Harry Potter fanfic

“I win.”

Draco coughed once and looked over at Harry. Harry’s cheeks had a bright pink flush, his eyes were wide, and his mouth was open in a great smile, even as he gasped for air. Despite the ache in his lungs, Draco was barely able to suppress a smile at Harry’s enthusiasm. He had the same look he would get whenever he grabbed a Snitch out from under Draco’s nose. It used to make Draco want to punch his face in. Now, it didn’t seem quite the same.

“I wasn’t racing anyway,” Draco said simply. “So you won. What good does that do you?”

“It’s my mountain now. Mount Potter.”

“Whatever.”

~~~~~~ - Eclipse, ch. 12, Harry Potter fanfic

“Two things, actually. First, I want you to try to get to know Ron and Hermione, even if I’m not there. I don’t expect miracles... I’m just asking you to try. You said you were worried that you’d have nobody when you got back. Well, you’ve got people... you just have to be willing to cross those lines.”

“Oh sure, that would go beautifully.” He threw his hands in the air dramatically. “‘Hey, Weasley, your best mate just died because of me. Wanna be pals?’ I’d have more holes than a piece of baby Swiss by the time he’s done cursing me.”

~~~~~~ - Eclipse, ch. 17, Harry Potter fanfic

“Sorry, Harry, but your mom promised to make my favorite dinner tonight, and there’s no way I’m turning that down.”

“Well, what’s this amazing dinner that she’s going to make?” Harry asked annoyed, not believing that any dinner could be delicious enough to go against your own son.

“Lasagna.”

“Where’s the money, mom?” Harry asked eagerly.

The two Potter parents laughed at the sudden change in their son’s mood. They new that lasagna was just as much Harry’s favorite dinner as it was James’s.

~~~~~~ - Chasing the Forbidden, ch. 7, Harry Potter fanfic

Harry wiped the non-falling tears from his eyes and frowned once again before addressing Lucius.

“I don’t really have any things.” He said embarrassedly. “The Dursley’s never gave me anything.”

Lucius was fuming. If it wasn’t for the small child in front of him then he would have torn the house down and inflicted several kinds of torture on the foul Muggle’s unconscious in the next room, then when they were an inch from death he would set them on fire and piss on their ashes. Oh revenge will be sweet he thought.

“Don’t worry about it Harry.” Lucius said after he had bottled up his rage. “When we get home you can take a bath and borrow some of my son’s clothes. Then we will all go shopping.”

~~~~~~ - Slytherin Savior, ch. 1, Harry Potter fanfic

As the smoke cleared, all that was seen in the middle of a small crater was a small black object.

Did he burn to death? I didn’t put that much chakra into that jutsu. Panicking, he looked around to try and find Kakashi.

“Oi, you think you could kill me with that wimpy Katon no Jutsu?”

“Nani? If you’re up there then what’s that?” Sasuke was pointing to the black object on the ground.

“Well… it WAS a piece of log, but I figured if this was a real fight, you would have thought it was me, and I would have had the upper hand.”

~~~~~~ - Genius Bloodlines, ch. 9, Naruto fanfic

“This step is a hundred times harder than the first step. It's about power. Put as much chakra as you can into it until it pops.”

Naruto stared at the rubber ball before focusing on pushing as much chakra as possible into it. Three things happened.

1: The ball exploded. 2: Naruto flew away. 3: Jiraiya pissed his pants.

~~~~~~ - The Gambler, ch. 8, Naruto fanfic

"I don't have a bra to wear." - What's supposed to be said

"I don't have bread to wear." - What was said instead

You have NO IDEA how hard I laughed when this happened. XD

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Things I Deem As Miracles

1. A Kingdom Hearts story (drabbles) with 500+ chapters.

2. Kikyo hasn't died yet.

3. When I baked a cake for my mom, the top split open like the letter "T", which is the first letter in her name too.

4. Technically Edward and Alphonse Elric are bastard children since their parents never got officially married.

5. Luffy is actually older than Edward and Naruto.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, Dancing Aces