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Copy and Pastes(If you don't feel like reading random things to copy and paste, then skip!) 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're among the 7% who would laugh and reply with the question, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING? You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it. Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' 'No. I’m skydiving.' The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug. Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porsche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle. If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question. Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him/her to dribble a football. People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing. Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns. Texting plus Facebook = Textbook. So I'm studying right? Dear students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher. I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes! Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, she hates that Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable Why do people say, “You can’t bake your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone make cake if they can’t bloody eat it?! When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! My friends used to be normal. Then they met me I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder howin the nine realms you did it Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not. What I want as a present...a life. |
