NoelMalphoi
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My name is Noel Malphoi! I am a MASSIVE Harry Potter fan. I have been since the fourth grade actually. I'll admit... I'm a Slytherin. I'm a beater on the house Quidditch team, because despite my uncanny weight and size *I'm... pretty small...* I can really pack a punch.. and i can bench about 150. Not only am I a Harry Potter fangirl forever, but I discovered Anime in the eighth grade, and have been utterly enchanted ever since.

I guess a better word for my love for anime would be considered similar to my love for Harry Potter, and both fall within the horrifying file labeled OBSESSION, closely followed by Tim Burton and Sweets. It's a pretty scary place to be, my filing cabinet of doom.

I'm a musician. It's one of the main components to life. I've been playing piano since i was 7, and I've dabbled with Violen, Viola, Cello, and bass since I was 11. I'm also a singer, and I've been training my voice for a few years now. This is what I'd like to do with my life after highschool, but sadly, my parents are all for my art career instead. So with that being said, I also draw, sketch, paint, and pastel. I draw anime AND realistic, and we're all working tirelessly to sell my works, and get me "discovered" as my parents put it.

I love watching movies like Scooby Doo, Shrek, and all that amazing stuff. I have a REALLY BIG FAMILY! A mom, a dad, a step mom, a step dad, a half sister, a half brother, three step brothers, one step sister, four sisters, and two neices. It's not like we all grew up in one house. In fact we're all spread around America right now. They may not all be real and completely related, but i consider them real because they all had an essential role in my growing up having all been around since the fourth grade, so to me they are real. But... they've all grown up. They're all getting married, having children, going to collage and living lives... while i'm still here in highschool. I'll admit I am the odd one out in the family, the black sheep. I have a style and clothing that my family calls not normal, I have interests my siblings consider weird and nerdy, and I have piercings my parents tell me are trashy. But what is a teenager without a streak of rebellion? What is life without diversity. I'm always the one who is banished to the room reserved for myself during our family gatherings because i'm "too young" or "too immature" to comprehend, despite my high intelligence level, and I'd be shocked if the family did it any other way. But what is the world without stereotypes?

My favorite anime by far is Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. It's not only an amazing anime, the messages it protrays to it's audience about love, caring, respect, courage, and strength inspire me greatly. Just like Edward I have faced massive tragedies (that were obviusly forseen due to my large family) and I feel like I can relate to his stance on life and it's difficulties and challenges. But it's not only that. I met Edward's voice actor, Vic Mignogna (a truly great guy with a really unique voice, and an unlikely kindness that not many people have). At AwA 2012, I actually got to ask him a question in his panel ((That would be: I would like your opinion on how babies are made!! I asked it so he would remember me when i came for an autograph

I'm also a really big fan of Starkid, the play group! I really love all their plays like A Very potter Sequel and Starship especially. Holy Musical B@man is also... quite good;D I went through a massive Joey Richter fangirl phase (that could also be ruled under the dreaded file of OBSESSION) because I mean COME ON GUYS! his ADORABLE crooked jaw and beanie

I'm not a fan of religion. If I had one, I'd be an atheist. But for the record, I'm dating a catholic, and my normal, I have interests my Siblings consider wierd and nerdy, and I have piercings my parents tell me are trashy. But What is a teenager without a streak of rebellion? What is life without Diversity? I'm that one who is banished to the room reserved for children during our family gatherings for being 'too young' or 'too immature to comprehend' despite my IQ of 140. But I'm used to it and I'd be shocked if anyone acted other way. What is the world without steriotypesbest friends consist of baptists, budhists, satanists, Wiccans, catholics, agnostics, athiests and i think one jew, So i have nothing against anyone or anything. But honestly, FUCK RELIGION, I'M AN ALCHEMIST!

Things I hate: Improper grammar, Twilight, horrible books, the sun, stereotypical preps, and bible humpers (the nickname we gave obsessive christians)

My life mainly circles around surfing the internet,

favorite Websites*


Mlia.com
RestrictedSection.org
Fanfiction.net (of course)
DracoandGinny.com ((i ship themRisemboolRangers.com
And like a million others!


Listeining to Music,

favorite bands/singers*


Paramore
Panic! at the Disco
Evanessence
He is We
Moldy Peaches
BvB
Sid
Kimya Dawson
SuG
Darren Criss
Cute
ALL J-POP and ANIME MUSIC!


Reading Manga,

favorite Manga*

Durarara
Black Bird
Dengeki Daisy


Watching Anime,

favorite anime*


Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Black Butler (one and two)
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Durarara
Bleach


Reading,

favorite books*


HARRY POTTER
Hush Hush
Angel Fire
The Fallen Star
AND LIKE A MILLION OTHER BOOKS


Obsessing over Characters,

favorite characters*


Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, The Weasley Twins, and Sirius Black.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Envy, Alphonse Elric, and Edward Elric.
Fruits Basket: Ayame Sohma, Akito Sohma(male), Momiji Sohma, and Hatsaharu Sohma.
Black Butler: GRELL SUTCLIFF, Claude Faustus, Sebastian Michales, and Alois Trancy.
Ouran: Hikaru and Kaoru Hiitatchin, and Kyoya Ootori.
Durarara: IZAYA ORIHARA, Shizuo Heijwajima, and Masaomi Kida.
Bleach: Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra Ciefer, Gin Ichimaru.
DragonBall Z: VEGETA
The Fallen Star: LAYLEN
Soul Eater: Demon Swordsman Crona, and Professor Stein.
Starship: Bug, Taz, Bugget, and Up.

and several others as well. *notice how they are all men. NOTICE!


Pairing characters,

favorite Pairings*


Harry Potter: Draco/Ginny, Lupin/Tonks, Sirius/Ginny, Snape/Lilly, Snape/Ginny, Fred/George, Tom Riddle/OC.
Ouran: Hikaru/Kaoru, Honey/Mori.
Fruits Basket: Ayame/OC. Kyo/Yuki, Kyo/Yuki/Haru, Haru/Kyo, Haru/Momiji.
Durarara: Shizuo/Izaya
Starship: Bug/February, Taz/Up, Krayonder/Specs, Tootsie/Megagirl


Watching online plays ((imma STARKID FOR LIFE

Favorite plays/musicals


Starship
AVPS
AVPM
Phantom of the Opera
Repo the Genetic Opera
Sweeny Todd


And having delightful conversations with my imaginary friend, Tom! (He was the result of a few shattering mental break downs, and a rather horrifyingly raging case of PTSD. But it's okay cuz I'm all better nowI WILL KILL YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!WOAH who said THAT?! they've gotta be insane. Like super insane. LIKE ZOMBIE EAT YOUR FACE INSANE! LIKE RUN AROUND MURDURING INNOCENT BYSTANDERS FOR THE SCENT OF THEIR BLOOD INSANE!!!) It's a good thing i'm not insane

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100 Words by SecretAnimeNinja reviews
Sebastian and Ciel one-shot. Yaoi, don't like, don't read. You have been warned. Rated M for obvious reasons. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The Clueless Love of the Hitachiin Twins by 30thCenturyBreakdown reviews
Haruhi can't take it anymore! Hikaru and Kaoru are clearly mad for each other, but they just can't seem to admit it! Now, Haruhi has decided that she must take it upon herself to show these two just how much they love each other..Finally finished!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Protector by Mistress-0f-Monsters reviews
This story is about an UlquiHime relationship. Though, how can a romantic relationship happen between a Human and an Arrancar? Or more so, an unemotional boy and a completely confused teenage girl?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
I Just Wanted To Relax by tentabuldgetherapist reviews
Dave and Dirk have just finished a workout. Dave just wants to relax in the steam room. Dirk has other ideas. ((STRIDERCEST, NSFW))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
A Cat Love's it's Milk by Kallie Konniko reviews
Stridercest, only they're cats... stridercatcest... ADULT STUFF OKAY!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Turns So Cold by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Bro/Dave Stridercest. Lips pressed softly against Dave's, as if asking for permission to play this nightly game. The younger Strider, paused, letting the feel of his brother's lips against his settle further into his memory.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Moon lighting by tazx x x reviews
Kyo and Hatsyharu once again find themselves tegether late at night in Kyou's bed. Oneshot. Not much of a plot. Hastuhara/Kyo yaoi. Enjoy! .
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Rebound by And Thus- I Fangirled reviews
"Please... please stop it. I can't take it, Kyo. If you hate me, hate me. But don't do this to me." Because being hated would at least be second best to being loved. It was the world's worst romance. YukixKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Let Me Kiss You by And Thus- I Fangirled reviews
What annoyed him so much was that Kyo was perfectly content with being a "couple" without actually being a "couple," and all that left Yuki were indirect kisses via leftovers. YukixKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Ocean Eyes by kc creation reviews
Sebastian will do almost anything for a good meal, but he will not lie. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Game Of Cat And Mouse by Crazy Dr Giggles
Kyo remembers how he feels about Yuki- the way he has always felt and how he deals with it. Yuki remembers how he feels about Kyo- the way he has always felt and how he deals with it. Yuki x Kyo Yaoi/Slash XD
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
That Kiss Was by Aithril the Elf-Maiden reviews
Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,890 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Unlike Anything Else by kc creation reviews
Haru notices things about Kyo that no one else cares to, and secretly, he cherishes them. kxh
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
And Love Said No by keir reviews
man!AkitoxKyou/HaruxKyou / Kyou sells his soul for the chance to declare his love, but in the end his heart lies broken and all that's left is Akito. Can someone be saved from the devil himself? R for non-con, sexual situations, swearing, violence, etc.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Valentines' Day by perishedlove reviews
As our hearts warm to one another, years begin to pass by so much faster. Autumn goes to spring, and the good days are the only ones you and I wish to remember. KyoAkito. Drabble. Rating changes with chapter.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Kyo S., Akito S. - Complete
Rooftops and Moonlight by Jasmine Starlight reviews
“Feh, you call that a kiss?” Kyo asked halfheartedly after they had broken apart. Haru rolled his eyes and proceeded to show him a real kiss... HaruxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
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The Two Faces of Riddle
At age 14 Tom Riddle has a vision that not only introduces him to the enchantress that will forever haunt him, but also leads him to Voldemort, a demon who craves power. But Tom can't live long enough to meet his dream enchantress in youth, so Voldemort makes a deal with him. 52 years later, she is found, but will she accept Tom's love AND put up with his alter ego Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Inner Thoughts reviews
Rebecca's mind was invaded by Tom Riddle at the age of 12, just months after she had first set foot into Hogwarts. Now she wages war against her living conscience, Tom Riddle, while trying to protect the love of her life, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr.