Hi. I'm Max. I stumbled across this site several years ago, and have been cruising around the world of fanfiction ever since. And also neglecting any social life I may have had previously. I'm into Stargate SG-1, Star Trek (all of them), most of Tamora pierce's stuff, The Inheritance Cycle, and most fantasy and science fiction in general, especially those with strong female characters. And anything involving roller derby. Oh, and chances are I ship some kind of a femslash couple therein.

When I'm not frying my brains with video games/internet, doing something related to Roller Derby, or lazing around with a good book, I am usually: Cooking, hiking, running, writing, playing my flute, knitting, eating, or (mostly) sleeping.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Inheritance cycle characters:

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Um. No? Angela/Evandar. Wow.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
She'd be a lot hotter if she wasn't pregnant. Sigh Roran got to her first...

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Just a guess...Brom is not going to do that to Shruikan any time soon. I doubt it's even anatomically possible.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yup. It's ingeniously called Glaedr.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Dunno. Definitely interesting... Angela/Nasuada.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Islanzadi/Glaedr or Islanzadi/Oromis. Um, I'm gonna go for Islanzadi/Oromis.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Trianna walking in on Nasuada and Brom... She'd start up such a storm of gossip you wouldn't be able to see your feet.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Erm...Saphira/Oromis? I'm gonna pass.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Arya/Shruikna. Nope.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Spellcasters Galore...Brom/Trianna

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Arya/Katrina. Roran is dead, the elves are deimmortalized. Katrina needs help with the new baby and accidentaly falls for Arya.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Trianna slash. Um, ick no.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yuppers. Saphira/Thorn.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
EEEEEE! Arya might do Katrina, but NEVEREVEREVER her mother.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oromis and passion do not belong in the same sentence. However... I dunno. Read my books?

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Confined by As I Lay Dying, or A Song For the Hopeless by All That Remains.(for Shruikan.)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Arya/Angela/Brom... I'd have to make that an AU friendship fic. K.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Oromis and Nasuada. Hm. "Wanna see my scrolls?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Bout two months ago...Islanzadi.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Um, kink as in kink? Let's just say Solembum is a little boy, and Angela is a nice old lady...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't think Evandar would shag Glaedr for all the wine in the world.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Saphira/Trianna. Erm, not familiar with the anotamy of dragons. I'll go with IDK.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay, we're talkin': Arya and Glaedr are in a happy relationship until Glaedr suddenly runs off with Katrina. Arya, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Evandar (can I get an ICK??) and a brief unhappy affair with Brom, then follows the wise advice of Islanzadi and finds true love with Saphira.
Physical imposibilities aside, I would call it How Not To Have a Relationship.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Trianna and Shruikan are just the type for each other. Even though plug A is a little big for socket B, if you get my drift.