killtheposeurshide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. //Updated//2/22/05 Jesus, I've been off this site FOREVER. Guess who's back? Name// Clare, that kid in the corner doing drugs. Stories! Update Dates// WARNING: All dates are tentative. French Fic: March 1st. Happy Reading! |
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Amphitrite by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
A cavein on a beach along the coast of Greece reveals a perfectly preserved ancient school of magic. Hermione is asked by her University professor to assist in the excavation. Severus Snape is the last person she expects to see there... *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,568 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Red Like Wine by CrystalElegance reviews
Tired of hanging onto Harry and being ignored by the Trio, Ginny Weasley decides it's time for change! Draco Malfoy is willing to lend her a hand, but what starts out with a deal might turn into something deeper. And wait, Ginny's also the Lady of Avalon?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,323 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
10 January: Chapter 10 edited and updated! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy need near death experiences to finally reach a truce. That, and strongminded women. pre OotP, ships: Draco and Ginny, Harry and girl!Blaise, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,160 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Beneath the Surface by AnonyMiss J reviews
This is my own twisted version of the relationship of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, starting from day one of her first year at Hogwarts. Herein lies what 'really' happens between the two in those long seven years...beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sisters of War by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
There's a new race residing in the Forbidden Forest; when Ginny Weasley ends up in their custody, things begin to change for her, and also for the Malfoys. Meanwhile, war rages on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,065 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
In Passion, In Death by Witch Amadeus reviews
A dark fic about Ginny Weasley and what happens when Tom comes back to her in haunting dreams. Voldemort seeks a queen as the light and dark sides grow stronger. She has to choose between that which is right and that which she desires, ultimately changing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,097 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
The Least Likely Prince Charming by idontknowanything reviews
After a string of breakups, Ginny has decided to officially give up on boys for the rest of her years at Hogwart's. Fate, however, has a different plan, and keeps throwing the least likely candidate for Ginny's prince charming in her path. Completed 605
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,121 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You by Serepidia reviews
The three GoF schools have started Quill Pals. Students are SUPPOSED to be assigned someone from a different school, but through a mix-up two students from the same school end up writing each other. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,294 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
From PoA to PoRN by Jayde and Sirena Lupin reviews
When young Emily Finch finds a fanfic on the internet, she starts a chain reaction that leads to drastic measures on the part of both JKR and Warner Bros. What are two fanfic authors to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Twin Shades of Grey by Dazma reviews
***The sequel to Pen Pal*** What has happened to Draco and Ginny? Twins, heartbreak, and fashion magazines? Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,721 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dragon's Den by Stheno reviews
Ginny and Draco find themselves stuck sharing a room. Ginny's changing, and Draco has a brother. And that's not even mentioning the guitar thing.Things are gonna get complicated(not that they weren't already), and Dumbledore should stop spying.DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Parody Paradise by Ivory Tower reviews
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
Spilt Ginger by goddessTeasha reviews
Ginny finally has enough and pulls out her quill and puts it to paper for the school paper in an artice that blows peoples minds. Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,840 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Hermione's Baby by xxhermionesnapexx reviews
Transported into the past, Hermione falls in love with and marries, Severus Snape. Not destined to live in the past, Hermione gets sicker and sicker until she has to go back, leaving her baby in an orphanage. Who is her baby? What will happen back in t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,283 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Once And Future Dragon King by tulzdavampslayer reviews
(DG) Chapter 11 - Blame the Paparazzi added - now featuring storms in the bodies of teenage boys, tables, and really quiet bricks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
New Lessons At Hogwarts by snappish79 reviews
Four years after their own graduation the gang heads back to Hogwarts. What will they do now that they are back at Hogwarts with freedoms and responsibilities they never had before? Pairings DG & RHr. Revised to fix gross negligence on my part! COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,222 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Seductress II by Devilzzz reviews
Virginia Riddle will change the game -- and will bring a whole new meaning to hell. Part Two of The Seductress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Invalid Intentions by Devilzzz reviews
Completed!On verge of a lonely summer, Ginny tries to floo to her boyfriend's house. Instead, she ends up in the Malfoy Manor... Featuring Pervert!Draco, CuteCrazy!Ginny and Suspicious!LuciusMalfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Opening the Door, To Your Heart by Flying Inspired reviews
DG They shared one night, with no strings attached. But what happens when there's suddenly a string? a person string? CHAP 9 Virginia has a vision, Cecilia is going to be taken
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
De Die In Diem: From Day To Day by Foodie reviews
Lucius has met his soulmate and the challenge of his life begins. Part three of the True Revenge series. Please read and review! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 139,813 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Taste of Paradise by Stellar Snape reviews
To escape from life for the summer, Hermione heads off to a tropical island where she runs into an old Professor. She soon finds out that sunburns, potions, margaritas, and one lust-worthy Potions Master add up to an amazing summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Plan by Mynuet reviews
COMPLETE Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and come up with a plan of action. RH and DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Assumptions Seem to Make An As Out of Everybody by White Tiger5 reviews
COMPLETEDWhat could rocks Hogwarts more then a MalfoyWeasely Romance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,535 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Serve the Meal, Serve the Maid! by Taricorim reviews
Notorious libertine, Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, cunning, and hermaphrodites.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Professor Draco Malfoy by xxhermionesnapexx reviews
Ginny is starting her seventh and final year of Hogwarts, and the DADA teacher is none other than Draco Malfoy. Hate turns to love. G/D please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,816 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Sugar n Spice by ComplexSimplicitY reviews
A funnie fic that's NOT so typical-Draco and Ginny were in love and married...then they split up. Now, 11 yrs later, will their twin daughters find a way 2 get them back 2gether? based on the Parent Trap ^_^_^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Trapped: 24 Hours With The Serpent by quirks reviews
Ginny was supposed to corner the Slytherin pranksters in Hogsmeade and show what a real prefect is made of, but it seems our infamous Slytherins have other plans involving 24 hours, the Shrieking Shack, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, a bet, and other stuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Who Would Have Thought? by Ms. Eleanor Rigby reviews
-*OotP Spoilers*- What happens when a certain purple haired auror has to diguise herself as a potions apprentice to Snape in an attempt to guard Ron from the evil hands of Lord Voldemort? Only time will tell! -New ship: SS/NT-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Severus S.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
Pants Wars: A new Pair by tulzdavampslayer reviews
What would happen if you swapped words in Star Wars to the word... Pants....
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2002
Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Le Garçon Qui Ne Vivants Pas reviews
-COMPLETE! Epilogue coming soon- Father told me to always be ashamed of the fact that I was a mudblood, himself being the only person in Hogwarts history to bribe the sorting hat for their child. Kidnapping, adultery, rape, seduction. DG, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts gets Wired reviews
Chapter 2 up! Tea leaves, pantyhose and pulp fiction... oh my? Took it off the site because of rewriting. This isn't your normal techno-centric fanfic, kids. GWDM, HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Faceless, Faithless reviews
COMPLETE! What if you fell in love with someone without even knowing their name? Nice, internet phone oneshot. I promise that it's not cliche! DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Easy Way Out reviews
I know I shouldn't start a new story. But it's so good! Almost a parody, not yet one. Hide the children, this is one for the record books. DracoGinny, HarryCeiling fan. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Think Twice reviews
The strangest story I've ever co-written with someone. Well, the first. Red Tulle, Gay!Sevvie-kins, Confused!Hermione, and, my favorite, Stupid!Harry. Good gracious! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Tiki Game reviews
Chapt 10 UP! A new game is taking Hogwarts by storm. Unlikely alliances, budding romances, and a whole lot of comedy. But, just how far are the students willing to go to achieve the grand prize? Cookie-Mort? Counseling? Identity Crises? R&R to believe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.