First off, please excuse the poor formatting, spelling, and grammatical errors due to a lifetime of M*A*S*H and cartoons and very little reading. Second, I have enjoyed writing since junior high, though it had never occured to me to take it up as a sort of hobby. So with that in mind, and finally, please enjoy and feel free to critique what dribble I manage to upload here in my spare hours. As far as fanfic is concerned, I am mostly interested in Star Wars stories, to which I have a few chapters uploaded as of this writing and have perused a few posts here as well.

All that out of the way, I'm just a normal blue-collar 31 year old with an interest in writing, music, cars, and my faithful, if lazy, canine companion, Olaf.