unholy-thishide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Once Upon a Time. Hello! I write whump. If you don't know what it is, chances are you're not gonna like anything I write. In short, I like to write my faves bloody, beaten, and occasionally broken. And yes, I am a fan of Killian Jones, who is my current whumpee. I want to see him happy and in love and with a family in the show, but fanfiction is for me to have fun. I occasionally write rape/noncon stories. All of them will have the respective warning, if that's not what you're into either. You can find me on Tumblr @justsomewhump.tumblr.com and on AO3 under the pseud unholy_this. |
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Vocivore, Ltd by ListerOfTardis reviews
An unidentified monster terrorizes the United Realms three years after its inception, enslaving and brainwashing innocents from every land. Casualties mount. A plan hatched out of desperation places Killian at the mercy of the savage villain… where no one survives for long. ***MANY THANKS TO COCOHOOK38 / SANCOCNUTCLUB ON TUMBLR FOR THE AWESOME COVER IMAGE!****
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,822 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Wish Hook/Rogers - Complete
A Captain's Heart by ListerOfTardis reviews
Killian doesn't remember falling through a portal. Now he is injured and trapped in another realm - again - with only an odd stranger for company. Who is she... and why is there something so familiar about her? Takes place between seasons 6 and 7. Inspired by my favorite episode of Doctor Who (spoilers!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
They Never Bury Your Bones by ListerOfTardis reviews
While seeking help for their injured captain, Hook's crew are tricked by a wily healer, threatening Hook's ability to be a pirate. Set entirely during Hook's Neverland days.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Smee/William S., Peter Pan - Complete
Or Sleep with the Fishes by ListerOfTardis reviews
After centuries of poor treatment of Smee, Killian is determined to make amends. But the process is more difficult and painful than he originally expects. Takes place after Season 6, with plenty of flashbacks to pre-Curse Hook and crew.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Smee/William S., Peter Pan - Complete
Of Monsters & Men by Genevieve Kelly reviews
Co-written with my friend, Mrs. Hook-Jones-O'Donoghue. Begins two weeks after season six ends, as Killian and Emma finally have a honeymoon. While Killian's been to New York City twice before, he's never been able to see the beauty of the world Emma grew up in. So they sail to New York on the Jolly Roger in hope of doing so. But a monster arises unlike they've ever faced before.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,916 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Well-Pirate Exam by ListerOfTardis reviews
Killian gets a physical, mostly for Emma's peace of mind, but he doesn't know what he's in for. It does go into detail, but nothing too unrealistic. Cute Captain Swan interactions and Killian-vs-the-modern-world.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Sins Remembered by happycabbage75 reviews
While in the Underworld, Killian's villainous past choices come back to haunt him... with a vengeance.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
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What Happens in Neverland… reviews
Hook needs to find a way to survive in this hell of an island and is willing to make a deal. Pan is all too happy to accept. WARNING: This story contains graphic depictions of nonconsensual sexual activity.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 8/27/2017 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Peter Pan]
Lean on Me reviews
Emma stays next to Killian after he has a panic attack. (Trigger warning for panic attacks and PTSD mentions)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Stand Up reviews
A short moment right after Emma rescues Hook in 5x14.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Ma Marionnette reviews
Après que Gold se soit emparé du coeur de Killian, il décide de se servir de lui au-delà des simples tâches qu'il avait initialement prévu. Killian ne peut littéralement pas refuser. AVERTISSEMENT: Cette histoire contient des descriptions graphiques d'activités sexuelles non consenties (translated in French by Zerikya)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
My Puppet reviews
After Gold takes Killian's heart, he decides to use him as more than a henchman. Killian has literally no chance to refuse. WARNING: This story contains graphic depictions of nonconsensual sexual activity.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete