You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory

You say red and black, I say green and silver

You say forks, I say Wands

You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione

You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black

You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters

You say "Go to hell", I say "Go kiss a dementor"

You say football, I say quidditch

You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter", I say "One must not tell lies"

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter

You say depression, I say "A dementor must be near"

You say Hitler, I say Voldemort

You say school, I say Hogwarts

You say "Im gonna kill you", I yell "AVADA KEDAVRA"

You say life, I say Harry Potterღ