There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.

Vol'jin hadn't exactly been looking for a life-long partner when a proposal was made to the Horde and Alliance for a marriage to cement their peace efforts. He most certainly didn't expect negotiations to get as far as they did, or for both sides to agree. But what he really didn't expect was for his bride to be so...so...well, they would certainly keep each other entertained.

Sixteen soldiers held captive in a South American jungle, used as training aids for young hunters of an alien predatory race and watched over by four keepers. Rated Mature for language and themes, and fair warning: might not be completed. Posted by popular request.

Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...

Hermione is Harry's best friend, and Draco is Harry's long-term boyfriend. The problem, of course, is that he's sort of in love with both of them. The Age of Aquarius has finally met its match. Draco/Harry/Hermione triad fic.

For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.

Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.

My take on the 10th walker idea which delves into the consequences such an addition would have on the story-line and how those consequences might compound to cause cataclysmic changes to the fate of the world. Especially when she is making changes both actively and inactively and working from the wrong version of how events took place. Not a legomance! AU bookverse. Please R&R.

Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 38 up

Sherlolly AU. After a drunken night with a boy whose name she never got, uni student Molly Hooper finds herself pregnant. Ten years later, she finds herself face to face with the father of her child. Will they manage to reconnect or will the discovery of his child drive Sherlock Holmes away? Read and find out! (Hint, if you've read any of my stuff you know the answer!)

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic; Moved to AO3)

When all you have is each other, where do you belong? Black Garden sequel. Rated for language and adult situations

JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

Over 38 million. That is how many women they had demanded from Earth, but did not say why. She couldn't have been chosen. It had to be a mistake. There was something predatory about the way they watched them. Predator/Human. Eventual romance, action, drama, and a different sort of hunt. Artwork By SweetandSour1-80

The continuing adventures of K&K. Sequel to A Fine Mess. Once you find where you belong, how hard will you fight to stay? R&R and ENJOY!

."That's fine, you can go back to your own ship," Luffy dismissed easily. "But later on, when I become Pirate King, we're getting married!" The declaration held the kind of absolute finality that only Luffy could be capable of, and Law felt his jaw drop.

If anyone knows what will happen to Moana as she ages, it is Te Fiti.

"I am a demigod, okay? Stop that! I will smite you! You want to get...smote? Smoten?" (Reinterpreting the Death myth of Maui)

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Her life as she knew it at an end, Hermione returns to the Muggle world and the village of White Swan where her parents settled after the war. Who from her past becomes part of her new lease on life? HG/SS; AU; EWE?

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

In which Genma is a mother hen, Kakashi is a lost puppy/big brother, and Sakura unwittingly makes them all a family. Everything began when Sakura attracted the attention of two lost, broken men. From then on, she couldn't help crossing the path of several ninja and becoming a permanent fixture in their lives, slowly evolving into a strong medic-nin over the years. M just in case

Wherein Neji survives, and finds out he's about to become a daddy.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015

Nearly seven years have passed since the War was won. In that time, Hermione Granger managed to overcome grief and hardship in order to build a life in which she felt comfortable and relatively content. A snowy night in February, however, will show her that she ought never to have given up hope on having what she thought had been lost to her forever.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC

Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.

The Valar give Hermione Granger the choice and opportunity to redeem Smaug. She accepts and succeeds. This changes everything. # Warnings: violence, killing, death, graphic sexual intimacy, voyeurism, BDSM themes, quasi-bestiality, egg-laying, dragon shifters. # For Rough Trade Challenge1 2015April historical 20K # AU Hermione/Smaug fem!Bilbo/Thorin COMPLETE

Molly is tending her bees when a handsome Viking carries her off - but to what fate? A Viking Sherlolly AU.

He didn't expect it. She didn't expect it. Nobody expected it. But like they say, still waters run deep; prim and proper doesn't mean passionless. # LJcommunity hprare-cliche Percy/Hermione bed-sharing # Warnings for light bloodplay, domination, smut/lemons. Added a new chapter with Reactions when others find out

Some women can't handle one husband. Hermione is getting ten. Thank you very much, Voldemort. Marriage Law meets Harem!Hermione. Post-DH. Hermione x Harry, Lucius, Draco, Kingsley, Gregory G., Rodolphus, Cormac, Neville, Arthur and Severus Snape.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

After the war, Tenten tries to deal with the pain of losing the love of her life. But she finds out that he didn't leave her completely alone. NejiTen. Post-war. Next Gen. Rated just in case.

Sequel to Fallen here to grace. For a ruthless assassin, Genma's got an embarrassing weakness for little kids with big sad eyes. Still, Minato's son shouldn't have to grow up alone and hated—not when Genma is more than willing to provide a family, crazy and chaotic though it may be.

Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Sesshoumaru was not a sentimental youkai — everyone knew that — but even he could not deny the truth… the heart wants what the heart wants. For Kittinaz Feb 2015 Writing Contest COMPLETE

Once upon a time Hermione Granger met Carlisle Cullen. A series describing their very first encounter and the coming together that followed. How one witch ends up changing an entire world.

Harry finds out he's bonded and as always, Hermione helps him uncover the details. One-shot. Not for YIM - smut, lemons. Added a Reactions chapter COMPLETE

The Ministry has passed a marriage law to help boost the dwindling magical population but Hermione is not interested, not in any of the available wizards. Then Luna dares her to follow some of the Old Ways and Hermione is most pleasantly surprised because she doesn't have to settle for anything less than her Fates match. AU COMPLETE Added 2 outtakes

Harry Potter makes a conscious decision to select a wife of his own choice. He was not going to propose to who everyone expected him to. He was not going to let someone 'older and wiser' push him. He was going to stop and think, use both his mind and his gut feelings. #LJcommunity hprare-cliche Harry/Millicent bonding, matchmaking politics COMPLETE

Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE

"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU

Hermione completes her last year at Hogwarts, studying under the war hero Severus Snape, keeping her hopeless interest in the mysterious man to herself, along with her other struggles... until one night when she arrives for detention and hears something she never expected: "I want you." Love potion accident. Thanks for reviews and awards!

Pressured by his father into a marriage of convenience, Boromir of Gondor is forced to reconsider his views on married life and women in general while his intended tries to come to terms with her own dilemmas. AU Boro/OC

The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.

Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!

Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.

There are some things about the wesen world that even Nick cannot wrap his head around. Like the concept of giving tributes to the local Royal. What's even stranger is how - odd - those tributes can get :: Nick/Renard

Hermione's missing, but her disappearance has nothing to do with Death Eaters. When Aurors fail to find her, Severus is allowed to use any means necessary to retrieve her. He underestimates the warnings of the Spell he is about to use. Rape/non-con

Sakura has made some mistakes. She has also found life has a way of surprising you with its twists and turns. *LEMON GenSaku KakaSaku

Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.

Fanfiction versus Jane Thomas. Fanfiction dumped Jane in Middle Earth, lumbering her with sweaty Boromir, but then withdrew her just when she was beginning to get emotionally attached. Epilogue up - Will we see the Return of Jane?

Girl drops into ME... whoops, scratch that. If you thought it sucked for a modern gal to get thrown into Middle Earth, it's no comparison to the suckage a Middle Earth Uruk summoned into *our* world experiences. Rated for the audacity of plopping an Uruk into a sci-fi convention.

After the Twelfth Doctor sets the TARDIS on random, he and Clara end up in an unlikely place, the Powell Estate. Will the Doctor risk a paradox to see Rose one last time? 10/Rose, 12/Rose Please note rating change.

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe

Kagome has a recurring nightmare and one night she finds Rin alone and offers to spend the night with her. After several other encounters Sesh begins to see Kagome as 'Pack'. What will Kagome think when she begins to realize what all of this entails? RxR!

To give Naruto the happiness he deserves, Sakura makes a sacrifice that will forever alter the course of her life. Hiashi and Sakura. Complete!

At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.

The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.

Molly Hooper's fellow Betas at St. Barts wonder how she can deal with Sherlock's notorious bad Alpha behavior, but she enjoys assisting the detective. The only problem with the situation is that Molly is in unrequited love with him...and she isn't really a Beta. Alpha/Beta/Omega

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

In which Sanji has grown as a person over the last two years away from the crew. A person who is a little bit evil. And Zoro has a boner. (Also, Usopp exists, though he sometimes wishes he didn't)

Clara comes up with the best plans. That's why she's the boss. (Set during The Crimson Horror)

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Hermione is already stressed and frustrated, and Snape's constant belittling of her academic efforts is the straw that broke the camel's back. After retaliating inappropriately in class one day, she wonders what punishment he has in store for her.

Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

The bell rang over the door of the spice shop while Rosalee was in the middle of mixing in the last ingredient for a fiddly special-order Zaubertrank.

Alice thought she, as the scientist, was the superior intelligence in the jungle until something from out of this world begged to differ. Captured as an exotic pet, she has to make the best of things until a way home can be found. Homage to the Lewis Carroll stories, but not a cross-over.

Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.

Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Sesshoumaru's mother decides that the Western lands need an heir and hires a Matchmaker to deal with the job. She soon realises that no arrow of Amor could make Sesshoumaru fall and thus resorts to more extreme means - or rather it would seem, to a chain.

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon

The war was over. Aizen has won. Now the Victors have earned the right to Claim those that have survived. What started as bait for one's brother and a deal to protect one's sister unexpectedly became something more. Karin/Grimmjow

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main

Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.

Ibiki made it clear that it was his first time proctoring the chunin exam. His predecessor... was Hatake Kakashi.

Ino, Tenten, Hinata and Sakura decide to have their own little contest. The object of the game is to make the person chosen for you fall in Love with you before time runs out. Too bad for Sakura the other three pick the hardest and scariest person they could think of. His name is Ibiki Morino.

There are some elements of life pre-Grimm that Nick doesn't want back, like bad memories, overbearing women, or strangers bearing dodgy gifts... Some blasts from the past take a little time to get used to.

Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.

Ghost stories? Curry battles? Training with umbrellas? Yeah, really. NarutoSD is actually Tenten's drunken retelling of all of Team Gai's hijinks. But sometimes even Tenten misses a few things...most notably, why Neji just keeps acting funny around her. Pt3: According to Tenten's text, today translated to "Guys I am going to get straight up drunk, there is no hope, I need a lift."

Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.

Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun; Hermione is annoyed to finally be given detention so close to finishing school, but it turns out to be just what she - and Snape - didn't know they needed. Post-DH AU. Complete.

Gaara is learning.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.

Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.

Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.

The man's eyes widen and he brings a hand to his face and Harry gets the feeling that perhaps he isn't supposed to be seeing that fur. Although that makes no sense because it's RIGHT THERE.

There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

A string of romantically humorous little stories featuring yautja and humans. First chapter based off 'Say Hello'.

Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.

Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC

In which Sakura finally puts to use her cooking skills, drilled into her by Ino...for a most unusual person. Crashing at a random person's place after a long shift at the hospital suddenly wasn't such a good idea...Not when it gave birth to crazy rumours.

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

We live or die by the choices we make, but when does survival make way for life? R&R! Hope you're enjoying!

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor find themselves forced into a situation that neither of them wanted...but that will ultimately change not only the course of the war but their feelings for each other.

A lusty curse leaves the females in Inuyasha's group running for their lives...and towards their destiny!

CU. Kagome finds a brochure describing a cave with the statue. Thinking it might be Midoriko's cave, she plans a trip to revisit the site. However, this cave doesn't contain the legendary miko; instead, it's an amorous monk. Miroku x Kagome. COMPLETE.

Shinobi live violent lives. The end is often sudden, but it is very rarely surprising. Multiple character deaths.

In this canon revision, the last shard turns up in a much more interesting place, and only one person has the heart to retrieve it. A small story in small chapters.

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

COMPLETE! A series of short chapters that follow Sesshomaru and Rin's relationship through the eyes of our favorite green imp. Rated M for mild language.

After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

The Leaf is as much a place of loss and deep shadows as a place of laughter.

When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku

At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.

ROOT has their own perspective, and it can be quite amusing at times. The member assigned to tap Kakashi's apartment always has the best stories.

Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.

A man far from home will do much for a taste of it, when the foreign land he is in has so many differences that the things that are similar are only startling and at times painful. Het

Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.

Albus' plan to safeguard Severus is demanding, especially for Hermione. Just because she would do anything to win the war doesn't mean she should, does it? 7th yr. AU. Fun cast of thousands. SS/HG MM/MEM Ch. 68. Done. Thank you!

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

No matter what it takes, Tenten keeps her promises. -Collection of Tenten one-shots- 5: Lady In Red - Tenten wears white as a warning.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

They knew and understood each other better than they did themselves. It was only natural that they'd fall in love with the same woman. They had shared everything together, why not the woman they loved? Birthday fic for Darth Taisha. AU. ItaHinaSasu.

There are certain quirks about Kurosaki Ichigo that Gotei-13 haven't been made aware of yet. Kenpachi learns this the hard way...

He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Gotei13. In which Yamamoto dies, Ukitake can't finish his report and Central46 has a collective nervous breakdown.

What's a girl to do when the line between intuition and an over-active imagination disappears? Rated for language and future adult situations. May re-write someday

The Emperor of Xing sends an extravagant gift, but Ed's highly suspicious of His Imperial Majesty's motives. Written for LJ's SpringKink July 2010 round of prompts.

A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!

Winner of Best Overall in the Twilight Gem Pearl Round, this is the story of how Leah Clearwater met her biological match in the last man she would have expected. Rife with snark, Leah's spirit isn't broken, but made whole. Sixth in my Imprinting Series.

A present for the daughter who held the family together goes horribly wrong, and Robert finds himself given an ultimatum. Convince his daughter to return to a strange manor in his place...or suffer the consequences of his actions. SxJ

Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

AU Fic. To establish political alliances, the major nations created 'The Debut', an event designed specifically for political marriages. When Hinata is forced to enter, her life takes an unexpected turn. Gaa/Hina. AU. Complete.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Or why you shouldn't run from a dog. It always leads to trouble. PWP.

The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.

The time has come for the Princess to take a husband. The only problem is...she wants the faun, and that's simply not done. Even Pan doesn't know what to do about this, and he is a very old goat. Princesses just don't marry Fauns...or do they? COMPLETE. Rated M. just to be on the safe side.

Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.

A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.

An illness threatens Roy Mustang's life, and the only cure may come at too heavy a price to bear. Especially when the side-effects ripple out to effect those around him as well. Serious genderswtich challenge, focusing on the gravity of the idea.

In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.

Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'

Kuchiki-taichou is acting weird.

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.

One Shot. Her entire universe is a tapestry of colors. Blues and pinks and greens. Bright like giggles and little girl kisses. But sometimes, she opens her eyes. And there is no laughter.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

One-shot What it takes to bring painfully shy and socially ackward together.

OneShot. "Winry let out a little shriek when she was dragged back against a hard body...." When Granny and Al are away, the alchemist and mechanic will play. Rated 'M' for citrus; please respect the rating.

A Yautja online? Sure why not, I've been talking to him for awhile now, and he really knows how to stay in character. Hey wait...that's not a costume. (Story not to be taken serious.)

Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**

Years later, Ichigo gets a phone call from Orihime, and everyone gets a reminder that the past can never really be escaped.

Senbonzakura raised his eyes in quiet curiosity as, for the first time in decades, his spirit world turned white with snow. It was an eerie premonition of things to come.

Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Some shinigami think about what it would take to seduce Kuchiki Byakuya. Some don’t.

Hermione Granger always knew that her life was on hold for Harry's cause, but a gesture of kindness from a mysterious stranger will soon begin to change her mind. AU, HGSS, In response to a 'Daddy Long-Legs' WIKTT challenge.

Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.

When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.

Kagome's first trip through the well doesn't bring her to Inuyasha but to his elder brother Sesshoumaru. Oh what could possibly go wrong? Aside from everything... Part II coming soon!

This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

The entire time Itachi wrote out the letter, the only way he could keep his hand from shaking was remembering that he was doing this for his little brother. For Sasuke.

Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Once a year, Tsunade's least favorite day occurs. Ninjas need therapy. Changed the rating for character death and scary things in the 2nd chapter.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.

A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.

Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.

Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Gai. Tenten. Summary: She's bleeding to death and thinks it's strange he's so quiet.

Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...

Greatest stories never told. Update: The Ring!

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.

Lord Sesshoumaru's gifts always meant the world to Rin. But as she got older, they started to hold a different significance... oneshot

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R

One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.

Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.

1st Best Comedy IYFG 2nd Q 06, 1st Serial, OC IYFG 07. In a postNaraku Feudal Era, Kagome just wants the three R’s: rest, relaxation…and maybe a little romance? Thanks to a seemingly innocuous toy, she gets much more than she ever expected! Ch 17 posted!

So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

The Nara clan has a betrothal tradition that no one besides the head of the clan and the Hokage are aware of...not even those betrothed. Standard disclaimer applies I don't own Naruto. LEMON WARNING

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.

Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]

Ed is late for his report. Again.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

When fourthseat Nanao has to transfer to a new division, the Eighth is her last choice. Still, these things happen...somehow. She doesn't want to be there, and her new Captain's not quite sure she belongs there. Sake! Paranoia! Random art history!

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

Captain Kyoraku is surprised when his very drunk vice captain wanders into their office late one night. Seeing a golden opportunity Shunsui has all sorts of questions for her, the answers coming as big surprises to him.

When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.

Kakashi held up a hand. 'We’ll pretend this never happened.' Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi isn't exactly appreciative of his efforts, nor those of the village on Guy's behalf, and he just might be developing a phobia to flowers. GuyxKakashi. Full Konoha cast.

Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

[Zaraki x Rangiku] Being the tale of one Matsumoto Rangiku and her love affair with silence.

One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.

Fifty steps on the long path to becoming a true kunoichi. Sakura, from genin to beyond.

A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!

Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.

The Paperwork Ninja survive a typical Wednesday. Which are better than Tuesdays. Best not to ask about Tuesdays. Various Jounin start an avalanche without realizing whose wrath they have incurred. Contains Hetero & Homosexual relationships, DEAL with it.

Exasperated by her captain's antics, Nanao agrees to a playful accord: she'll get drunk if he gets sober. [ShunsuiNanao]

KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.

Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Captain Kyoraku is a romantic, Ise Nanao is not. So the idea of granting wishes at New Year's doesn't mean too much to her. Shunsui x Nanao.

They've amassed quite a few names over the years. But in the end, they are Team Gai. Oneshot, 20truths

Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.

31 truths about the head of the Konoha Anbu Torture and Interrogation Force.

Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.

This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?

20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.

OneShot. Darkness cannot hide the truth. Rated M for mature content

The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.

OneShot continuation of 'Snowbound'. Believe in magic...

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.

Lex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand?

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams Or A Mother’s Story A fiveyearold Shino learns in the prize of being persistant and not fearing a woman with bug spray.

Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.

OneShot. On a remote island off the coast of Japan, a woman confronts an unusual dog that may have been part of her past...

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.

Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]

All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery

Rin is growing up. She's going through changes. But is Sesshomaru ready to deal with them? And Jaken isn't helping. [oneshot]

A Tolkien fanatic gets dropped into Middle earth as a companion to a Sue. Constructive criticism welcomed. All canon characters and locations belong to Tolkien's estate.

A brief look into the yearly rituals of Hyuuga Hinata, heir to the legacy of one of the most dysfunctional families in Konoha.

Everyone gets sick sometimes, even Scar. No pairings. COMPLETE

One can get quite bored when their day is eight hours longer than everyone else's... [rereposted due to website eating my stories]

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.

Haku's thoughts during the events of the movie.

COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

[SK][Complete][Edited] An obsessed miko, a bored demon lord, and the shared need to be entertained, all combined by a completely innocent addiction.

Aka, How to Save the Blinkin' Abbey...AGAIN! A guide on how to PROPERLY defend Redwall Abbey!

But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.

A disappearance in a nearby village leads to a greater mystery as Team 7 is forced to examine the consequences of the violence inherent in the their world.

Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?

What if youkais knew something humans didn't? What if they knew the key to a solid relationship was in the blood? COMPLETE : SessKag KagSess

Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**

A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.