Hi! My name is Max Bandicoot

Minor note: i would advise only people aged 12+ to read the following. Thankyou.

And i would like to pass a message on to a fat girl who used to be my friend who is called Hazel Scott who thought it was okay to steal my boyfriend's heart and make him go out with her.

Well guess what you stupid cow, he came back to me, don't think just cuz you have bigger boobs you can do thing like that. It was because you kept telling him not to be my mate, you were still jealous of me because he was still my friend, so you thought you'd go round the school telling everyone else no to be my friend by saying to them "oh don't me her friend cuz she's a bisexual" then because that didn't work you decided to go round saying i was a lesbian, then when it still didn't work you decided to punch for no reason, which landed you in trouble, and it didn't even hurt.

Plus Tyrone decided he'd rather go to Flamingo Land with me than you anyday, and he'd rather have his kids with me not some fat cow with an elephant sized mother, who is so fat she needs 2,000 cranes to help her out of bed every morning. And i hope you do go into care cuz then you'll be miles and miles away from me and Tyrone, plus he's using his old sim card in his phone, so you can't contact him and i ain't giving it to you, cuz you ain't my friend, you think you can nick every boyfriend i have.

You tried to make off with Simon when i went out wiv him.

But that didn't work.

Plus i have way more friends than you:

Heva Briddon
Kayleigh Kirtley
Danielle Tolkington
Cheri Steele
Emma Wood
Sophie Garner
Tyrone Robinson (he's soooooooooo cute!!!)
Ian Davy
Daniel Galsgow (a.k.a. Tails)

My boyfriend is currently ???

I ain't saying nothing about whom i love.