EatEvilLeprechauns
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Joined 07-17-03, id: 421560
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.
You have entered the realm of the Lady of Poo. You can always go back. Yea, you can, on the little back button!

Three sporks for the evil birds under the sky,
Seven for the lava lamps in their halls of cheese,
Nine for the evil squirrels doomed to die
ONE for the one girl in her spinny chair
In Polly's room where the fuzzy pink handcuffs lie
One spork to rule them all
One spork to find them
One spork to bring them all and in the closet "spork" them
In Polly's room where the fuzzy pink handcuffs lie.

[Name] Naury
[Nicknames] Bibi, Samantha, Winican, Polly, Spork, Bibiums, Bibiking, Butt Crack, Pen Tops, Danial-san, Naury-kins, Lady of ze Poo, Girl with out ze gift, and that's all ^_^
[Age] 14 :|
[Birthday] Feb. 6 :hint hint:
[Movies] LotR (obviously), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Don't Be a Menance to the South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Scary Movie 1 & 2 (part 3 SUCKED), Spirited Away and Harry Potter.
[Books] Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, the Silmarillion and good any Manga, I LOVE manga!!
[Music] I'm emo/punk, not a poser, and I listen to: Alkaline Trio, Thrusday, the Used, the Bouncing Souls, Taking Back Sunday, the Movielfe, My Chemical Romance, Murder By Death, Poison the Well, Citizen Kane, Rise Against, Saves the Day, Shadows Fall, Social Distortion, AFI, Glassjaw, Bane, and Phoenix(local band).
[Hot Guys]Geoff Rickly (he's so hot!!!), Chris Pontius(Party Boy on Jackass), Steve-o, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Gael Garcia Bernal.
[My Favorite LotR Characters] Aragorn, Boromir, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Faramir, Eomer, Eowyn, Elladan and Elrohir, Figwit, Tom Bombadil, Bilbo, Gollum/Smeagol (he's the coolest), Legolas, and that's it.

:I'm part of C Unit (Carribean Chicas and 1 guy), KAAM (kids against activist moms), The Triple A (anti ant association) and Squirrelbusters:

I'm Dominican and proud!!! But apparently people think I'm from England (not that I mind) because of the way I talk and look. ^_^

I love meeting new people so IM me anytime ^^

MUCH thanks to:
DonDon Black, Legolas stalker, Aurora: Dawn Bringer, Blackcatn2, Anelith Wood, GoddessofDreams03, and Lady Mutation for putting me on their favourites list!!! Love you guys!

I'M BACK!!!!

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The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit by Legolas stalker reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
Spork's Movie of the Century! by Sango5 reviews
When Spork(OC) force the cast to take part in her movie, whats gonna happen? Read and find out! R&R! CH2 UP! 3 COMING SOON!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003
Cursed With Elizabeth by Two Orlando Stalkers reviews
Laurel and Sarah are cursed with being Elizabeth Swann's cousins. They get captured along with Elizabeth...Will and Jack must save them...will there be some romance? ELIZABETH FANS:DO NOT READ..anyone else,r/rplease!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,193 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
Teachers & HW R Evil But R Pupils & Floppies? by celtic dawn star reviews
School + teachers + Evil around every corner = Hell
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
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Happening Again reviews
Sequel to 'Runaway'. Read 'Runaway' if you're confused... just read and review, I suck at summaries.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/7/2003
Runaway reviews
I go into Middle Earth... blah blah just read Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Legolas