Herp a Derp, what do I do?

Ah well, I will mostly offer reviews...Reviews that will most likely be ignored. As well as rambling advice when I fell I must. Why? Well I like to speak my mind. So if I detect that you are actually just pretending that your life is oh so lonely and horrible yet you talk about your friends...Well, yeah. I will probally say something. I think you need an atitude adjustment because your life isn't really that bad. Even if you really think it is, go get some profesional help. The internet offers no pity to poor folk.

I may be sarcastic and I myself may sometimes be very critical. However, the works on here are not novels by profesionals so I try to let it go. I will offertips and hints like "next time you can try...", "have you considered...", "Perhaps...will help", "...seems off" etc...No but really, I have a habit of sarcasm and if prokoved a troll may come out. Please don't make it easy for the troll, feel free to ask me questions and POLITELY argue with me. Please don't say "Buck off, I do what I want" (feel free to think it, I know I do). Haters gonna hate and love and tolorate are fine. You don't have to accept what I say, you can easily ignore it.

As for those who are critices, and very good critics at that! Chill guys, don't be overly critical. I know you just want to help people improve their work and get better. I believe your issue is that you say everything that was wrong and leave it at that, sometimes you'll provide tips on how to improve. That's cool and all but young writers aren't always fond of it, don't get butthurt because they tell you to buck off. It's actually very possible that you are hindering the writing comunity more than helping it. Just something to think about.

Maybe oneday when I've written something that I myself feel satisfied will I will share it for you to judge as well. The issue there is frequent creative block and organizing ideas into my story. I have started planning for a story which show promise but there is still a lot of development. I also need time, which is something I lack.