This is Gamedude64, master of comedy. His stories consist of humor and adventure. He has so much awesomness, the website nearly exploded... twice! He lives in the land of polygontopia, full of Toads, Flickies, Miis, and Mysims. Ruled by King Roland, the place is chock-full of adventures. The beautiful Jaka Peninsula, home to the postca()rd beaches, the seren()e forest, the advent()ure filled mountains, the ()attractio()n-filled city on an island, and the quaint town, home of Char()lie's cakes, gives the Jaka Peninsula() a great calmness for a vacation. On the way there, th()e iconic Green Hill zone is a wonderland to thrill seekers and adventurers. While it may look peaceful, however, it is fill()ed with badn()iks looking to robotitize any crea()Pture it comes along, so watch out! Mii Ci()ty, the capital of the land, is home ()to many Miis and heroes from all over and all companies. From the Blue-blur passing by you in a() flash, to the plumber brothers walking through the streets... and pipes..., to the or()dinary friendly Mii, it's a capital() of goodness... and also a magnet for trouble. Be careful for the occasional city takeover or threat, they really get the heart going! From inside the big city of Miis, hides one writer who sends out a crack team of close friends to get missions done, such as getting the info for the next greatest story. These are they're names:

J()ake th()e Pen()gui()n: A puffin penguin who is smart and knows what to do. Although his crush on C()()()re()()(am the ()())()()()()(()R()ab()bit gets in the way, (and even turned himself six and now can't figure out how to change back) he retains knowledge that can do anything. He usually does missions concerning Sonic.

P()aper Tony: An RPG master. With his hourglass shield and game master card, (which let's him take a move from a hero, such as Link's Spin attack, or Samus's Cannon attack) a slew of experi()ence under his... p()aper..., and his cooking goomba sidekick, Gumbo, Tony is truly a worthy foe. He usually does missions concerning Paper Mario or other RPGs. ()

Lis()a: A tough girl who is currently wor()king on becoming a keyblade master. Kn()owing a lot about the keybl()ade, she is tough to beat... at least when she's ready. Her heartless smash()ing skills need work, but Lisa's tact gives her an e()dge in combat. She usually does missions concerning Kingdom Hearts.

Ag()ent F: This fox's agent skills are over the top. Working for the OWCA as an undercover agent, Agent F often makes great backup for Agent P. While he doesn't actually have an ev()il scientist of his own, Agent F() often helps his friends in their own missions across Polygontopia.

With these friends of his, and his sma()sh hits, Ga()m()e()d()u()d()e()6()4 is t()ruly well-equiped for fan-fiction!()()()()()()()()()\

Yeahhhhhh... see all those holes? Those are from the bullets I just shot into this mess of a profile. Ugh, I don't know what I was thinking...

I've been meaning to take down this stupid thing for months now, but I never find the time for it. I also fired those STUPID OCs! I hate them! I mean, when they're incorporated into the story well, that's fine. But most of the time, they're just WEDGED into the story for no reason! I'm sorry to hate on your fantasies, guys, but I think you need to invest more time into thinking about how they fit into your story.

Okay, that's done. Now, for my REAL profile...

Gamedude: Horrible comedian, lack-luster story-teller, un-original kind of guy... still writes stories anyway.

I once made stories that sucked... STOD, which was literally everybody saying "WHAT? NO!" all the f-ing time. Then I let my 7-year-old little brother write something... even worse mistake... and my original story... DON'T READ IT. AT ALL. PLEASE. The only story I'm not completely embarrassed about is my christmas special thing... not completely.

Currently, ignoring one parody and a cross-over, but... wait for it... BADAHHHH! After months of consideration and thought, I have finally posted a story that I hope I can see through to the end! It's PAPER MARIO: TAPED ON! Yay... I'm so lame. And yes, Sonic's in it. But that doesn't mean the story has to suit his needs. No no, actually. The plot is more centered around an evil team and their scheme that involves turning the Sticker Lands into a frozen wasteland. Read the story to find out who I'm talking about. Also, I put in a fan of mine because she's pretty much the lone commenter on all my posts. I can see why...

IF YOU'RE HERE TO FIND OUT WHERE THE SONIC PARODY WENT, READ HERE.

So, apparently, letting you insert yourself in the story "Choose your own adventure" style is considered interactive, and being interactive is against the rules for whatever reason. Even though I didn't do anything with the comments section or anything like that, some troll must have reported me, or FanFiction must have been looking the massive sea of Fanfiction at 2 in the morning, and misclicked or SOMETHING. Even though I was peeved at that, it kind of relieved me at the same time. It was a little taxing trying to come up with material for a story that size without sounding unoriginal. And the Monty Python joke was just lazy on my part. (go read Jackattack555's version, it's WAY better than mine was) So, yeah.

That said, have a happy holiday, guys. And go read something NOT by some desperate person on the internet. Maybe something by Hilari Bell. She's pretty good.