HELLO ALL CHIPAHOLICS!!!!!!

Welcome to my page.

A LITTLE ABOUT ME

1.I LOVE ALL CHIPMUNKS!!!!!!(esspecially ones that sing and dance)

2.pecocks freak me out(long story...)

3.I strongly dislike Rebecca Black(evil...)

4.My favorite AatC couple is Alvin and Brittany

5.I DO NOTlike mixed couples(unless at the end they get together in original couples)

NOW FOR RANDOM QUOTES!!!!!!!

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Rami Belson

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

- Unknown

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

- Unknown

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

- Unknown

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

- Unknown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

- Rita Mae Brown

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy

- Henry Kissinger

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

- W. C. Fields

Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!

- Unknown

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your a*.

- Hanz

i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
ONCE when it's told to me
ONCE when it's explained to me
and
ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

-Unknown

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

- Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

- Unknown

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

- Tara

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

- Unknown

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

- Unknown

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

- Unknown

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

- Unknown

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

If Facebook ever shuts down, you will see random people roaming the streets with pictures shoving them in people's faces asking "Do you like this...DO YOU?????" -- bailey_kay12

Well that's enough for right now check out my stories!!!!(you know you want to)

PEACE AND HAIR GREASE!!