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Name: TinyPig

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Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

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Hidan o.o

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Favorite/Funny Quotes:

"God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"When I die, I want to go as peacefully as Grandfather did, in his sleep; Not screaming, like the other people in his car."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'Up' button."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"Time is a great teacher; But unfortunately it kills all its pupils..."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Always remember you are unique. Just like everybody else."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do."

"Constantly choosing the lesser between two evils is still choosing evil."

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

"Son, if you want something in your life, you have to constantly work hard to get it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery ticket numbers."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

"(In a wedding) When the bride comes in and she makes her giant grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor man getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy."

"To the world you are just one person, but to one person you could mean the world."

"It is an honor to die by your side!" a person says.
"It was an honor to live by yours," says the other.

"A friend is a pain in the neck when they are around... and a pain in the heart when they're not."

"Angels exist, but sometimes - since they don't all have wings - we call them friends."

"Knowledge is power. Power is the root of all evil. Therefore, we study to be evil."

"Expect everything, and the unexpected never happens."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"Old friends, friends who have stayed true for years, deserve to be cherished. For they show the dedication only a true friend can show. But those who deserve it more, are the ones who can walk straight into your life at any given moment and show the same value."

"There is nothing sadder than a child
who has barely seen the world,
yet who has seen enough of it to know
that he does not wish to be a part of it..."

"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing."

"Adults are kids with money."

"Don't tell me that the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"Time that you enjoy wasting is not time wasted."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

"Sanity!? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place."

"When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."

"Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention."

"If 'the pen is mightier than the sword', how come 'actions speak louder than words?'"

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face."

"Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before."

"Never regret anything. Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted."

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely, Spongebob

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