well, lets get this over with:

I love: anime, manga, books (fiction), vampires , harry potter, yaoi, drawing, reading, annoying and freaking out my friend and Fallen Angels

I hate: shopping, mary sue's, the twilight saga (boy, do i hate twilight), a few of my friends, ducks, pink, pale yellow, people who dislike/insult harry potter

Fav band: BVB, MCR, AS, LP, BTR, 1D

favorite anime: Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, FMA, Soul Eater, Digimon, Pokemon, Bakugan, OHSHC, Hetalia
favorite manga: 666 Satan!!!
favorite characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the Weasley's, Luna Lovegood, Sirius Black, Tonks, Dobby, Lupin (HARRY POTTER), Kyoya, Kaoru, Hikaru,Haruhi, Tamaki (OHSHC), Italy, England, America, Russia, Canada (HETALIA) and a lot more names i'm too lazy to write down

Black Veil Brides are my saviours. I will never stop supporting that band. They taught me it's okay to be a freak, and to embrace it. BVB Army for LIFE!!!!!

Never say never? Please, it's Never Give In.

You say Bieber, we say Biersack.

You say Zayn Malik, we say Ashley Purdy.

And you think those pop artists can play guitar? Please, Jake Pitts and Jinxx won the Golden God award.

You say 1D are funny? Then, please, have you met CC?

You say One Direction, we say Black Veil Brides.

You call yourself fandoms, cool, we're a family.

Mess with one and you mess with us all.

And don't ever think we won't defend our saviors until our deaths.

That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!"

That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher "Mum".

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking after the call dropped out.

That awkward moment when unexpected visitors arrive at 11am and you're still in your PJ's.

That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to your class football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheer-leading a sport.
x You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6/24

READ THIS

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

I really fell for it.God I'm such an idiot at times.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to act their age, but over 100 years for them to actually grow up!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (AND IT'S TRUE!)

-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them

-He who laughs last thinks the slowest

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. (It's POWER-FULL)

-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-Normal people worry me

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-Tell the truth and run.

-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. (as in idiots, and it's true!)

-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear. (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...$%# *$ !&*# % $%@#!!!!!!!)

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'DAMMIT! I WANTED STRAWBERRIES!!'

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

-The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor

-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

-I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

-Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

-The trouble with life is there's no background music.

-I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

-I believe that for every person in the universe there is a part of the universe that hates them

-Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

-And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

-S.c.h.o.o.l.e.d: Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives Each Day.

-When in doubt, push random buttons!

-You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

-Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

-Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

-God must love stupid people; He made so many.

-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you're against child abuse, copy this to your profile and let others be aware that child abuse is not allowed and to be aware. We will not stand for it, it isn't fair. We'll do whatever we need to let those in need to stop being abused. And for that wish to come true we need to make a stand, to fight against those adults who dare lay a hand on the future of our lands!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"REMEMBER WHEN "

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

when MOM was your hero

and 'DAD' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your WORST enemies were your siblings

and race issues were about who ran fastest?

when -WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS TO GROW UP?

Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'Cause REALITY SUCKS!! if this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, SaturnXK, Nightoshi, 69AnimeFreak69, BlueAngel Love

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose, SuspendedSilverWing, ilovewriting23, Sabertron15, XspriteyX,69AnimeFreak69, BlueAngel Love

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Type your name if you actually fell for it: FearlessNeko, Tavia99, Cutie Kyuubi, furubasuta.roronoa, BlueAngel Love

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or i'll poke you with this large stick.'

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

It's simple; if it jiggles, it's fat.

Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

47. Shout "Food fight!"

48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

53. Shave.

54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

56. Practice your kung fu.

57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

59. Fly a model airplane.

60. Do yoga.

61. Play the accordion.

62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips.

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

If you fall, I’ll be there. –Floor

I don’t know karate but, I do know crazy and, I’m not afraid to use it.

“You are what you eat” That’s strange. I don’t think I've eat any sexy beasts today…

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say "Dammit! I wanted strawberries!"

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "Whaaat...?!"

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper is made from trees, we need trees for oxygen. Thus, school is killing us.

Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid.

Nothing is really lost, until your Mom can’t find it.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I’m not telling you it is going to be easy, I’m telling you it’s going to be worth it.

I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough. -Albert Einstein

If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a pretty creepy place.

Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.

I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude.

Dear millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

An old Cherokee told his grandson, “my son, there is a battle between two wolves inside us all. Once is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth.” The boy thought about it, and asked, “Grandfather, which wolf wins?” The old man replied, “the one you feed.”

Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think… in a deeper voice.

Roses are red,
violets are red,
trees are red,
fences are red...
OH MY GOSH!!!!MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!

The only reason why I'm here is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

If someone hates you for no reason, you may as well give them a good reason.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Some people exist, that is all.

They say love is just around the corner; my life must be a circle.

Live in such a way that if someone spoke bad of you, no one would believe it.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

92% of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overjealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Iggy by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

95% ff teens would be on edge if Robert Patterson were on the ledge of a tall building ready to jump. If you are 1 of the 5% who would yell "JUMP!! JUMP!! JUMP!!" while holding a camera, Copy and paste this onto your profile.