Sakuchi-sanhide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, One Piece, and Fire Emblem. Trying to figure out what to type on this thing... Okay, Username's Sakuchi-san, I enjoy reading, watching TONS of ANIME, playing videogames, and writing complete drabble. I'm completely random at best and insane at worst (though that's everyone else's opinion, I think insane is fine). I just love writing goofy stuff so most of my stories are of the crack fic comedy type. I'm hoping to begin a Durarara! one in the near future after my current. Fav Animes (If I had to choose) Gintama Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun Hunter X Hunter Junjou Romantica Space Dandy Death Note Bleach One Piece D. GrayMan One Punch Man Durarara! No Game No Life Hetalia Lucky Star Trigun Nichijou Haikyuu! Kuroko no Basket And so many MORE... All-Time Favorite VideoGame Characters Owain - Fire Emblem: Awakening Odin - Fire Emblem Fates Knuckles the Echidna - Sonic the Hedgehog Sora - Kingdom Hearts Pit - Kid Icarus Cloud - Final Fantasy Jade Curtiss - Tales of the Abyss ...and Owain, and no, I didn't already mention him. IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have made an account on Archive of Our Own! The name is the same except the hyphen turned into an underscore (I guess there's a vendetta against hyphens). So the name is Sakuchi_san on Archive. I'll probably start moving some of my fics over to the profile if time permits and I'm not lazy. My mind is a place that needs to be explored...extensively because there's so much stuff in it. Message anytime. :D |
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Berries, Berries Everywhere by NorthernShinigami reviews
One shiny day, Rukia pays Ichigo a visit, just to get some much-needed relaxation in her favorite spot. Unfortunatly, someone else seemed to have inhabited the place. Ichigo finally rented his own apartment, but unlikely visitors keep showing up. Mostly, these who should be dead. A kind-of humoristic story of short drabbles. NOT-Rukia centered
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J.
Computers Shouldn't Exist in One Piece by WhatifStoryTeller reviews
Vegapunk invented the Computer, and the wonderful characters of One Piece find FanFiction, and they will use the power of ink and paper to refuel their hate of these stories about this. Total it all up, the characters write letters (or just plain reactions) to the authors of FanFIction, discussing topics. Short chapters, swearing, total of 60 letters.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Who's On The Phone? by hayunaki reviews
Akihiko needs inspiration and visits Nowaki so he can continue writing. Hiroki is lecturing but his phone is ringing. Misaki and Shinobu are in his class and are really jealous. Why you ask? Then please read on and find out! There is swearing involved and sexual references! If you're used to that, then please, be my guest and hope you enjoy! All Junjou Characters.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - A. Usami, Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
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For Your Amusement reviews
Watari has forced L, Light, and Matsuda to go to an amusement park sponsored by Wammy House. Mostly because L needs to get out more and snack less. However, their day at the amusement park does NOT go as planned. Light cuts in front of the wrong person in line, L gets into an eating contest, and Matsuda finds a rabid raccoon. And another trio joins in the fray too, making it worse.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Light Y., L, Mikami T., Matsuda T.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do WORSE reviews
The Straw Hat Crew has series of arguments that lead to a hilarious job switch. Can Zoro actually cook food or Chopper navigate the Merry-Go? And who would survive Luffy as the SHIP'S DOCTOR? And is that worse than all the other switches? Warning: Some OOCness and weird happenings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji
Corralled: Living With Shepherds reviews
Due to the shoddy shape of their old barracks Chrom and the Shepherds have decided to get a new and improved barracks, that requires everyone have their own roommates. And a CHORE WHEEL. Will Chrom ever survive rooming with his nephew, Owain? And will Frederick every get anyone to follow the chore wheel or will he have to do everything himself? Oh, and someone steals Gaius' candy!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014
Camping Chaos reviews
The Director at Whammy House has ordered Matt, Near, and Mello to get out of the AC and go CAMPING. And their chaperones are none other than L, Light, and Matsuda. With these dastardly combos, nobody is going to escape being pranked, beaten, or possibly EATEN. Will everyone make out of the forest alive and with their sanity? (Prequel to Pranks & Sweets, but read it anyways).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Mello - Complete
Pranks & Sweets: The War of the Chocolate Factories reviews
L and Mello both own chocolate factories that are the leading candy producers in the WORLD. But with two factories there is always a race for profits...and just plain being the best. The time has come again for the wars and with Matsuda & Light on L's team and Near & Matt on Mello's team, will any factory be left standing after the prank war of the millenia? (Willy Wonka Parody)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Light Y., L, Near, Mello - Complete
The Contract From Hell reviews
All is quiet in the skyscraper...until Misa barges in with a contract signed by Light saying he will MARRY HER! Panic ensues where L, Light, and Matsuda are whisked into an 'early marriage vacation' with Misa. While on vacation could Light convince L and Matsuda to help him shred the contract? Or be his best men?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Matsuda T. - Complete
Lessons in Manliness reviews
Around the skyscraper Matsuda is being used as a human doormat. Light and L always get him to go fetch stuff for them, but as much as he doesn't like it he can't say 'no'. But with the help of Mello's attitude and lessons, Matsuda may be able to gain some backbone. Or be turned into a monster.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Mello - Complete
One Devil of a Cat reviews
Sebastian finds the most adorable cat in an alleyway on a day in London. Taking him home against Ciel's wishes he ends up keeping the cat in the Phantomhive Manor. The cat gets along with him perfectly...but everyone else is a different story. It only attacks when Sebastian isn't around. Ciel needs help getting rid of it but he's getting the wrong help.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., Prince Soma - Complete
Butler For Hire reviews
After Pluto accidentally breaks Sebastian's ankle the Phantomhive Manor is in need of a new head butler. Ciel posts ads up around London for the job, but the people who came to apply...were not the ones he wanted in his house. In fact, NOBODY would want these kind of butlers. And will Sebastian ever protect his roses? A little bit of OOC, depending on situation.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
How Not to Break Out of Jail reviews
After a scheme gone wrong, Light is put in jail and it's up to L, Matsuda, and the Wammy House Trio to help break him out. But would these weird plans work at all or just land them in jail? And will Light's guard see through the shenanigans? Sequel to The Art of Being an Idiot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Near - Complete
Surviving the Wammy House Trio reviews
After the skyscraper catches fire L, Light, and Matsuda have to move into Wammy House for shelter. But when Near, Mello, and Matt find out about this they take it upon themselves to give them hell. Can Wammy House stay standing when the chaos starts?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Mello - Complete
The Art of Being an Idiot reviews
L decides for just a few days to be absolutely STUPID. And he's enlisted in the king himself, Matsuda, to assist him. But can someone as smart as L be a dumbass? And what would Watari do to pay the rest of the bills in the skyscraper while L is gone?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - L, Matsuda T., Watari - Complete
Babysitting Geniuses reviews
L, Light, and Matsuda are currently investigating the Yotsuba group, when L's cell rings. It's the head of Wammy House asking L to take care of Near, Matt, and Mello for awhile. L says no, but the group is still stuck with the kids, and not just for a little while.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Matt - Complete