Name: Kaitlynn Smith

Age: 18

Hi my name is Kaitlynn call me kaitie or kat. I live in Canada. My favourite thing to do is play sports but mostly hockey and soccer my best friend named JJ loves to call my sunbeam i don't know why but she the started calling me that right after we watched the first transformer and i was burnt from the sun. I hope you like my stories

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST!!!:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can repost this, and NOT be gay.

Things you Would Never Know Without Movies

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone or something will be thrown through it before long.

When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a sports stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption and/or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds ... unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment

things my mother taught me.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“if you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Favorte Quotes, and or saying:

~Fate rarely calls upon us, at a moment of our choosing - Optimus Prime TF2~

~We don't quit playing, because we grow older... we grow older because we quit playing - Unknown~ (the quote I live by)

~You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here, the fight will be your own - Optimus Prime TF3~

~"In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us... but the day will never come when we forsake this planet and its people." —Optimus Prime TF3~

~"The thing about Russians is, they never like to talk. Gonna take a little of the 'international language.'" (opens slider) "Do svidaniya." "That means 'goodbye!'" (slams slider) —Simmons tries to reason with a Russian, to no avail.TF3~

~"It's a Cyrillic alphabet; it's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator!—Dutch tries to translate Russian, also to no avail.TF3~

~"Just because I went to collage for computers doesn't mean i can fix yours" - i said this to my mom, before i realized what i said lol~

~Blood is thicker then water" not sure where that saying came from... for those of you that dont understand its meaning, it means: 'family is more importaint then anyone else' ~

~WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~ (bold what you are)

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (-) me LOL

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... (My iPhone is I tell you!!!, I think it's a Decepticon cuz the little thing is EVIL!!!!!)

You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...

1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.

2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.

3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.

4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.

5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.

6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.

7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.

8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.

9) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.

10) Last of all... You are in love with Optimus Prime!!

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

The Lambo Twins (Sideswipe and Sunstreaker)

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

I would stare at him, then walk up and poke them then run screaming "DONT KILL ME SUNNY"

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

most likely question my sanity, then ask for my help in pranks

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

How should i know

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

yep

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

stare, then hug one of their legs then run as fast as she could screaming " I HUGGED SUNSTREAKER"

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

The Lambo Twins, didn't i already say this

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Sideswipe not playing a prank, or Sunstreaker not caring about his paint

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

starscream (from TF prime-verus)

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

actualy killing megatron

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

beat the slag outa each other

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentnal Prime (TF3)

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

soundwayv (from bay-verus)

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

O_o' is that even possible... if so just one or maybe two

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Prowl and Jazz

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

...*smiles slyly* maybe (-)... but i usally call them smexy

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

a yamaha YRZ R6 in yellow

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

arcee

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots *rolls eyes* thought that would be obvous by now

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy .

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down..- my best friend does this

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" lol this 2

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..." (not yet i think)

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (all the time)

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. (nope)

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" (every time it rains)

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. (haven't done this yet... or have we?)

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (yup)

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (sadly all the time)

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

You know your a Transformer fan when...

-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.

-You know about the Transformers chapter book.

-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian.

-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers.

-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day.

-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies.

-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.

-You watch the Transformers movie weekly.

-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.

-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?"

Real Friend Rules

#1: When you fall down I'll laugh at you and beat the daylights out of whoever knocked you over.

#2: I will not hesitate to tell you when your cooking tastes like run over skunk hyped up on mountain dew.

#3: No matter what you say, I am sticking you with the food bill. And don't forget that I eat A LOT.

#4: I will not hesitate to point out that you have a hole in your pants, especially in public.

#5: I will always find you a date for the prom, always.

#6: When you turn red I will know that something good has happened and will annoy you till you tell.

#7: When you smile I know you are planning something evil and that i must be a part of it.

#8: When you stop talking to me... I will find out why! Even if it is not legal.

#9: I will always be able to tell when you need a vacation and start packing for you.

#10: When i am mad, you will know...

#11: No matter what anyone else says and despite logic, I am not short and you will tell me I'm not... GOT IT??

#12: When the guy at McDonalds messes up your order of curly fries, I will be the first to yell at him... because I was going to ask to have some of them...

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You read this entire list
(did not write this)

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

My, name is Thomas, i am five;and i'm on a machine to stay alive.

Today was my birthday, i woke up late. maybe thats what sealed my fate.

As i moved down the stairs that creak and groan, i said hi to my mother who makes me call her Joan.

She called me names that used to make me cry. she says its the bottle, not her mind.

I told her I was five as i sat in my chair. She just got up and left without a care.

i looked out the window and saw my friends with backpacks that were cool. mom had no money to send me to preschool.

So I did my chores instead; doing laundry while hunger hit me like a brick of lead.

at six, mom came back to the house; smoking and drinking while calling me a louse.

She threw me a pair of scissors and said i could bo cut some rich guy's lawn. For my present, i told her i'd like to see that bottle gone.

i didn't see it coming. i should have though. When she broke the bottle over me and used her smoke to light my clothes.

I didn't scream and i didn't cry. As i ran out of the house, i thought for sure I would die.

my neighbor grabbed some water and soaked me fast. he screamed "call 911! she finally did something that will last!"

Im in a coma now; in a hospital bed. My mommy was put in handcuffs, and the doctors are full of dread.

the social worker said she'll stay the night; even though the nurse told her i may not win this fight.

My name is Thomas, i had just turned five the night

my Mother burned me alive.

Child abuse is serious. If you suspect it, tell someone you know can help. Copy and paste this to spread the word. it may save a life.

list ten of you fave characters (OCs count)

1. Optimus

2. Ratchet

3. sunstreaker

4. Prowl

5. Jazz

6. starscream

7. skywap

8. bumblebee

9. Jetfire

10. Thunder Cracker

what would you do if ten woke you up in the middle of the night?

WTF! TC why did you wake me up!!!!

Three walked into the bathroom while your showering

WTF!!!!! GET OUT* hits him with sampo

sunny"FLESHE YOU GOT YOUR HAIAR CLEANING STUFF ON MY PAIN"

me "SUCK IT UP SUNSHINE"

4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

Ummmm??... ok? isn't he a little old?

5 cooked you dinner.

Why thank you jazz! *blushes like mad* you dint have to.. is s'ok i wanned ta.

number six was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.

Please don’t role over i sont want to be a fleshy pancake!!!

seven confessed they were related to you

AWSOME!!!! IM A TECNO-ORGANIC!!!!! and a seeker!!!

8 got into the hospital somehow.

I HOPE HE GETS BETTER!!!! poor sweet little bumblebee

9 made fun of your friends

OH NO you didn’t!! You are going down old man

ten ignored you all the time

:’( please don’t ignor you r awsome

two serial killers are hunting you. what will one do?

He would save me by scaring th eshit outta them.

it's your B-day. what does three get you?

Probably some wax so i could wax him and make him shiney

your stuck in a house on fire. what does four do?

Save me “thank you prowler” smirk at him

your about to do something that will embarres you. what will five do?

Laught his ass off then tesses my bout it constently

your about to marry ten. what will 1 do?

Try and save me from the dcons

you got dumped. how will seven cheer you up?

Try to kill him or scare him

you compete in a tournament. how will eight support you?

Use his holoform and watch and chear me on

You cant stop laughing. what will ten do?

“Ummm are you ok????”

number one is all you ever dreamed of. why?

HES AWSOME

lol

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD