WHAT I WANT TO DO:

1. Call pizza hut and ask for the number of dominos
2. Order Pizza 5 minutes before New years and when it arrives yell "I ordered this a year ago!"
3. Make a cardboard car and go through drive Through and act as if everything is normal
4. Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow
5. Go to the vet with a can of mushed tuna and ask "can you fix him?"
6. In an crowded elevator say "you may have wondered why I have gathered you here today"
7. Call pizza hut and talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian then order a pepperoni pizza
8. When someone says grab a seat literally grab a chair and walk out of there
9. Go to Ikea and hide in a closet and when someone walks past jump out and say "I'm back from Narnia!"
10. Dress as a chicken then go into KFC and shout at people "you're eating my babies!"

WHAT I ALWAYS FORGET:

1. Walk into a room and don't know why you are in there
2. Things to buy at a grocery store
3. The pizza hut phone number
4. My phone
5. Corn in the microwave
6. What is on my list of things I want to do