Hello!

I'm a writer who procrastinates way too much, writes very little, starts but never finishes and when I do everyone dies. Including the reader. Basically, stay away from me. (... kidding)

Because I don't really finish things much, I do a lot of oneshots. If I do start a multi chapter thing, I honestly can't guarantee I'll finish it. Yeah, I'm one of those authors.

-OTPs
Rose/Doctor
Lisbon/Jane
The world/gender equality
Shaundi/Boss

-Ships
Doctor/Sarah Jane
Whouffle
Hannibal/Will
Sherlock/Irene
Probably countless others but I'm lazy.

-Things You May Find Me Writing About
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Saints Row
Pointless fluff between all my ships

-Things You Will Probably Never Find Me Writing About
The thing thing (*whispers* sex)

-Questions that I haven't actually been asked but I'm sure that at some point someone may wonder
What the hell is going on with your Saints Row fics? Who the hell is Morgan?
Morgan is my boss. Because the way the boss is written is really open ended, I've developed her into my own character.

Also never mention River. Or in any way suggest that my favourite fictional ladies aren't the coolest shit you've ever seen.

-Louisa