Hey guys! Its me, Shade. If I ever stop procrastinating, I'll start a couple of stories for Sword Art, continue my Harry Potter story, and do a PJO story. Pray that I get to it! ;D

Okay, so some things about me:

I'm a teenager

My name is a pretty common name, at least where I live, I see many people named "Alexander". Which, of course, is my name.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*h.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I MUST got to H*ll

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to h*all.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN So I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT a Vergin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. {Um... Ew...}

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big boobs so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love chicken

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm Single, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. {You have no proof!}

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate Homosexuals

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK sso I must believe Jesus waz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGUY{Thank you very much.}, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. {At least I'm not a fat, lazy American! Jk}

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. {Does Family Guy count?}

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. {I'm not gay...}

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wim

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly. {I'm a guy...}

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be the SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES so I MUST look like a NERD

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I am AWESOME , JUST BECAUSE I AM

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

-stands erupted from the dirt like plant stalks. Hecate fixed...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My lamp

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV

Looney Tunes Original

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:22

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:22

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister in the shower

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Taking out the trash

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

SAO Forum

9. What are you wearing?

White shirt and blue shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

10 minutes ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Long...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Dumb and Dumber

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every single game that existed

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

Everything

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make us all live in a world without Justin Bieber

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush:

Is a person

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Anna

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alex

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"Sup? Want a beer?"

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