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Howdy ya'll! Ok I love horror. I can't help it. I know, I'm a girl, I'm supposed to love chick flicks (which, by the way, I enjoy anyway) but I absolutely love horror, gory, scary movies. Except Ghost Ship was the worst movie I have ever seen! I hate that movie with a firey passion! I think it sucks with extremeness! My death wish is to pound a copy of the movie up with a metal baseball bat, burn it, gather the remains and sink them to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean! Ok, I'm better now.
I really love the movies: Pirates of the Carribean, 13 Ghosts, Sweet Home Alabama, Final Destination 2, and basically all of the Adam Sandler movies (I LUV ADAM SANDLER!). I don't really have that many favortie shows, though.
I love writing, reading (especially FanFiction), boys (On a good day), watching movies and hanging out with my peeps.
Fav. actors: Adam Sandler, Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Depp, Hayden Christensen, and Orlando Bloom.
Fav. Actresses: Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, and Nicole Kidman.
Fav. Quotes:
~"Don't worry penguin! The people at the zoo are very nice! They're treat you allllll respectable like!" Adam Sandler, Billy Madison

~*After being beaten to a bloody pulp* "Thank you sir, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!"

~"Those pidgeons are crazy!" Ashton Kutcher, Just Married

~"You can just f*ing drop dead!" *Gets run over by a bus* Final Destination

~"The price is wrong, Bob!" Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmour

~"How do you lose a family in a glass house?" Matthew Lillard, Thir13en Ghosts

~"A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

~Tom: 'Ello Peter! So nice of you to join us! *Smacks the fire poker against a cushion on the couch* Welcome to the honeymoon from hell, S*heel! *Smacks a lamp with the fire poker*
Peter: See! You have no right being with him!
Brittany: Peter, stop! Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!
Tom: Maybe it's because I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ashtray! *Shruggs and looks innnocent*
Peter: *Gets into a fighting stance* Ok, but I'm warning you! I practiced with a martial arts master!
Tom: Well, I hope he taught you how to pull a fire poker. . . OUTTA YOUR ASS!!!
-Just Married

Marlin: While they're over there, doing their silly little impressions, I'm here! Miles away from home with a fish that can't even remember it's own name!
Dorey: Boy, I bet that's frusterating!
-Finding Nemo

~Elle: Girls, I'm going to Harvard!
Friend: Like on vaca?
Other friend: Oh! Let's all go!
Both: ROAD TRIP!
-Legally Blond

~"No kidding! I Chinese Crested! So. . . So, it's like a dog, right?" Matthew McConaughey, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

~"Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bull s*!" Adam Sandler, Mr. Deeds

~"Hello you sick anus dweeling monkey! It's time to go back home!" Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty

~"Mr. Cotton's. . . parrot, same question." Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

~"I'm sorry, I can't hear you! I'm been physically abused in the ear!" *Points to his ear* Adam Sandler, Billy Madison

~"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine! And he shall be my Squishy!" Dorey, Finding Nemo

~"Did I just say there was a petting zoo downstairs? NO!" Matthew Lillard, Thir13en Ghosts

~"You will always remember this as the day you-" *Falls off the building into the ocean* Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

~"Hi! This is my sandbox. I can't go in the deep end. There's leprachaun there. He tells me to burn things!" Ralph, The Simpsons

~*After being told chores* "YOU'RE YELLING!"

~"I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words! I think I'm deaf!" Adam Sandler, Billy Madison

~*After being hit in the head with a ten pound ashtray* "Son of a biotch! My skull is on fire!" Ashton Kutcher, Just Married

Well, what can I say, I'm totally and completely crazy (not to mention blonde) and I luv every bit of it! TootleZ! Luv ya'll!!!

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Revenge of the Bleeding Heart by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 13 UP! The sequel to A Halloween Wish. Captain Morgan Kelly wants her revenge on Jack Sparrow. When they meet again, will sparks fly or will their only be bloodshed?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004
Van Helsing:Destroying Dratama,brother of Dracula by Archer Gurl reviews
Gabriel Van Helsing has a new mission. He needs to kill a half vampire, half werewolf before it finds a mate and have tons of children like him. But in order to do that, he needs to protect a young woman that the creature is planning for his next bride.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
What's in a Name? by CrazyCanoeingGIT reviews
COMPLETE! The curse has been lifted and the Black Pearl and crew are sailing around the Caribbean looking for adventure. After intercepting a ship, they find a passenger with a secret she has sworn to protect. Will she sacrifice that secret in order to
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,026 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003
A Glimmer of Light by Salienne de Lioncourt reviews
Leah Swann is utterly miserable, despises her life, doesn't have a grand love of pirates, and will go to absolutely any length to save her sister from them (follows movie). Jack Sparrow is... Jack Sparrow. Not a match made in heaven, eh? (JackOC) COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,846 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Complete
Burning the Spirit reviews
A take off of 13 Ghosts. Josh was normal. . . until is boss raised a ghost from hell and burned to death. Luckily, Josh didn't die, thanks to a stranger named Peyton. Now, he and Peyton must put the ghost back in hell. Please R&R!
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003