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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433270, Profile Updated: 04-05-11
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Hello. =)

I'm Sara, hence the screen name. I'm currently in highschool, but ask anyone and they'll tell you I'm a 40 year old trapped in a teenager's body.

Music is pretty much my life. I was born and raised in and around it, my whole family sings and writes. I love to read. The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer is my current obsession. I've moved on from HP, though that is still, and will always be my second favorite(unless something better than twilight comes out(yeah right!)). I've been reading Fanfictions based on Twilight for a while now, and you should check out my favorites list. Good writers. =)

I have one story out, it's a Twilight one-shot called The Wedding Dance. Check it out if you want. =)

I'm not saying it's my last, but I don't know how soon I'll do another. Heck, or if you guys even want me to do another. =X

Peace.Love.&Twilight.
~Sara

(Just a few more things..;;)

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you freak out when you hear the the drug, heroin, or hear lion and lamb in the same sentence and you are thrown into a giggling fit, copy and paste this on your profile

If you screamed in agony whin you found our Robert Pattinsn is TEAM JACOB (GOD!! He has issues!!), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you used to have a heck of a lot of words to describe what you want in a guy and after you finished Twilight you narrowed it down to two words; Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Jacob should be hit by a bus, copy and past this to your profile.


So, obviously I don't have a lot of street cred, but I'm a die-hard reader on this site, & I'd like to say a few things;;

Those of you who portray Alice as a ninja-shopaholic-pixie, STFU. Dear God, have you even read the Twilight series? & Emmett! He's not some retardo teddybear, he's a vampire for God's sake! He can't be as old as he is and be stupid. Edward is not some moodie git, either. And Bella? Yeah, she falls. But she doesn't spend half of her life in mid air. Tanya isn't a slut, Rose isn't Bella's best friend, Jacob... Well, those of you who have written him in as a clingy waste of space, you're dead on. ;) I may be a teensy bit biased, though.

That's just for those of you who DON'T have AU, AH.

For those of you who do the AU, AH, well, the rant goes on;

I've read page after page of Edward being some man-whore-filthy-mouthed-stoner, & mister-I-date-no-one-cause-I'm-too-deep-for-you-with-my-piano-and-what-not, or no-body-loves-me-because-I'm-weird.

Look, in some stories with ORIGINAL plots, it's okay. But if your plot is, "Edward's a player, Bella's a goodgirl. What will happen when they collide? Will Bella tame him from his wicked ways?" IT'S OVER DONE! Stop! Don't even think about it! I'd rather read 50 1shots over Ninja-Pixie-Shopaholic-Alice plays dress up than read ONE more story about Edward the bad boy.

I'm only touching the surface here. But that's what really grates on my nerves.

Have a nice day. =]

~Sara

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,984 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,832 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catching Fire And Burning Down by Tare-Bear reviews
The effect it has on him is nothing short of satisfying. But wrong, so, so wrong, and different and not me. It's the hunger. The side of me that I didn't think would be. That wants things like this; nakedness, beds, Peeta. And so it's not really me, who reaches out and grasps his wrist when he makes to stand and leave, it's the want. The fire begging for more fuel. *Rewritten*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,646 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,823 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
of the living by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
They woke up tangled together and both of them kept their eyes closed, Katniss pretending that the hair on her cheek was gold, and Finnick tried to convince himself that the hand resting over his heart wasn't that of a huntress.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,609 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17834 - Favs: 11,702 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,739 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9587 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Save Me by JulesSC reviews
Bella and the Cullens bond over a tragedy-Edward copes with comforting Bella and being there for her. Fluff for EdwardxBella, and fluff for BellaxCullens, but also an angsty edge to it. Romance, family, angst, and slight humor. M for sensitive subject.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Sleeping to Dream by Somah reviews
The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Surging Storms by LightSleeper reviews
AU, All Human. A 25 year old Bella is driving home to Port Angeles during a nasty storm after visiting with Charlie in Forks, but nevertheless, ends up in an accident. Who is the first responding officer? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
The 12 Days of Twilight by Twilight Jonhson reviews
ONE-SHOT Just a stupid thing my best friend Maddie and I came up with during lunch one day. Features Alice playing dress-up. To the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoy, or don't. Just review. That's the only requirement. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A letter of Pain by Bella Swan by rosencis reviews
Edward est partis voilà longtemps maintenant. Bella raconte a Alice ses déboires et ressentis dans une lettre.
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Because You Live by overusedmuse reviews
A songfic. Edwards point of view. sweet. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
The Wedding Dance reviews
Renesmee's special wedding dance. Then off to her honeymoon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete