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And big thanks go out to Black Roses and Death 101- Fox Version, for keeping up with me and reviewing each of my chapters, you guys rock my miss match socks off. ;P

Bout me.

Name: you can call me whatever you want... I just might not answer though...

Age: 1-1000, depends on what I feel like.

There ya go.

Now for some of my Favorites.

Colors/Combos: Dark Blue, crimson, dark Purple, Silver/Black, any neon color,or any color basicly.

Bands: Papa Roach, Trapt, Avenged Sevenfold, Blood for my Valintine, Three Days Grace, Jason Reeves, Distrbed(sp), My Chemical Romance, Seether, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, All Time Low, basicly anything from those Genres.(sp)

Animals: Wolves, Birds of Prey, foxes.

Animes/Mangas: Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto (top 2), Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, +Anima,

Characters in no order

Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei, Youko, Kuronue, Yuskue(sp?), Jin,

Naruto: Temari, Gaara, all of the Akatsuki,

Bleach: Kenny, Yuchiru(sp), Torshiro, Ichigo, Chad,

Full Metal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Envy, Wrath,

Anima: basicly everyone... weird.

I like the fun 'put this on your profile if _' type things so here a bunch that i think are really funny.

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!! (i have, ask Chelsie, we also got stuck in one.)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

92 of American teens would die if Amcrombie and Fich told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this to your profile if you would be in the 8 laughing their asses off at the others

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoixious snoby people put this on your profile.

If you think those kids should give the rabbit his cereal put this on your profile.

Weird is good strange is bad. Odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and PROUD of it put this on your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch

at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in

a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be

in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it

wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey

lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas

thought slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile man that makes my haed hurt

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101,satansconfusedduaghter, Eana, Azumi Kiribashi, FurubaLover4ever, magickbendingdemon, fallen-fire-demom

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If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

things to remeber

Life is divine chaos. Embrace it!

The toes you step on today may be attached to the ASS you will have to kiss tomorrow.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Call me a bitch and I'LL SHOW YOU ONE! Call me crazy, but you have no idea...

Humans have the incredible ability to reason logically and come to the wrong conclusion.

Life is not worth living if you don't have something worth dying for.

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they are right. Violence is the question. The answer is HELL YES.

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

Kids in the front seat can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat can cause kids.

I'm trying really hard to care, does it show?

One for a friend = I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

"if life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit around and figure out how the hell you got grape juice"

"the world would end without duct tape, WD-40, and windex

I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better more entertaning use for it.

I like sitting around and thinking things that make most people think i am mentaly insane.

"I'm pretty sure you take the wrapper off the poptart before you put in the toaster..."

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that hurts like hell."

"If you ever get sucked into a video game, kill everything that moves or says 'come here my pretty, I'm not gonna hurt you'"

"When I tell you to go screw yourself, I don't mean it literally."

"Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed."

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'."

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"The pen maybe mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell!"

"If brute force isn't solving your problems, you're not using enough..."

"Is a void filled with emptiness? No, it isn't filled with anything, it's empty, you morons."

"Love thy enemies; it really pisses them off."

Leave me alone. I don't want to be happy right now.

Pish.

Um...HOW ABOUT NO?

You're mean to me and I don't like you. I shall destroy you later

Just cause you're an idiot doesn't mean you have to take me down with you.

How about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up?

just because I'm not crying, dosn't mean I'm ok...

If power is corruption, so be it. I'll be corrupt.

Life is like a flame. One minute it's burning brightly, giving light to the world. The next it's gone and the world is left in darkness.

To live is to die, to die is to live. To kill is to save, to save is to kill.

Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.

I love life! And I love taking lives too!

Hate- A special kind of love for people who suck.

I don't hate the world, I hate everyone IN it.

My kind of friends are the ones where if my house was burning down, they'd be inside roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... but what if you don't like lemonade??

Silence is gold. but duct tape is silver.

yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke thier skull

warning: water on road during rain (me: amazing)

just because you can talk, dosn't mean you should

I just heard. You became one of "THEM" yesterday

Now for my 'Zen Of Life'
no I did not create this

1.Do not walk behinf me for i shall not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for i shall not follow. don't walk besides me either. just leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a brocken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn... so if you're going to steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

5. Always remeber, you're unique... just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

8.before criticizing some one walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you criticize them you're a mile aways, And you have their shoes.

9. If first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fist he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit and drink bear all day.

11. if you lend someone 20 and you never see them again, you probably made a wise investment.

12. Tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. everyones normal... untill you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in have and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are to theories to arguing with women. Neither on works.

19.Generally spealing, you're not learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experoemce is not something you get untill AFTER you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. NEVER, under ANY circumstance, are you to EVER, allowed to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

k time for a fun little poem...

on a bright sunny day, in the middle of the night,

to dead boys started a fight.

back to back they faced each other.

drew their swords and shot each other.

two deaf police men heard the noise,

and came and shot the two dead boys.

they live on the corrner in the middle of the block.

in a two story house, on a vacent lot.

if you don't beliver this stoy is true...

ask the blind man, he saw it too.

haha, so funny. and contradicting. yay.

last and not lest, the mental health hotline...

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disoder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Thats all I want to write so... Later, fallen-fire-demon