Why you should copy and paste:

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that I said that twice, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this in your profile... No, it doesn't have to be now.

If you'd rather stay at home than go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T MIND both Yaoi/Yuri, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ray William Johnson is a copying, fake and gay, douche bag...But you STILL watch his videos, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. The irony...

If you are JUST ABOUT, FUCKING,SICK...Of copying and pasting things to your profile...But you STILL do it...Copy and paste this, TO YOUR FUCKING, PROFILE!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go..."

20. When buying groceries, go up to random people holding hot dogs and say, "Would you like to know something interesting about tomatoes?"

21. Walk into a church and say, "Has any one seen my pet anaconda?"

22. When you're on a roller coaster, If the guy next to you complains about how much he just ate, Start talking about how hard it is NOT to puke.

23. When someone says "But", say; "HA! He said Penis!"

24. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

...Copy and Paste this to your profile to make people who read bio's Smile. --(OvT)--