Two brothers dead, twelve hybrids slain and by his own hand no less. Klaus wanted to get even and he was going to start by attacking the heart of his enemies...the witch. But of course leave it up to Bonnie Bennett to cancel out that plan with one of her own, and one he didn't see coming and one Klaus couldn't stop. And he didn't want it to stop either.

AU. Klonnie. "Is this some kind of sick, twisted joke?" I asked him, pushing myself off of the bed. Klaus was in front of me, before I could go anywhere. I held the blanket up, awkwardly. "Pretending to be a masseuse! That's literally the worst plan that I have ever heard of in my life and you've met my friends!" I yelled at him. "You could have called me, dip-sh*t."

Five years ago, Bonnie Bennett left after the Mikaelson family did. Elena is now a vampire and her humanity is slipping with each day. On the anniversary of Bonnie's disappearance, Caroline receives a letter from her best friend. But what is it that she wants?