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![]() Author has written 1 story for Alex Rider. All About Me: Name: My nickname is Franki, and I'm not telling you my real one ;P (though you can probably guess) Gender: The fairer sex (aka the one that's usually right) Age: 17 ()() 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abecromie and Finch told it uncool to breath.Copy this into ya profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at the others. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are part of the 0.5 percent who thinks that MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc, copy this into your profile. If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into ya profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile. 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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you've ever gone upstairs or somplace and when you got there completely forgotten what you went there for in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. "The Secret Ponderings of Sirius Black" What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for. Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck? If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil? In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard? How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing? What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack? What does OK actually mean? Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor? When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible? Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses? Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full? How fast do hotcakes sell? What do vegetarians feed their dogs? Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves? Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable? Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it? Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are? Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Can mute people burp? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty? What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand? What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about? Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Can you slam a revolving door? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this. Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone? If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap? Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse? What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? Have ex-bankers become disinterested? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’? Do birds pee? Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year? Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become? How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’? How can someone ‘draw a blank’? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right? How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved upon. If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade? If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg? Can blind people see their dreams? What came first, the fruit or the colour orange? What's the opposite of ‘opposite’? Do sore thumbs really stick out? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Is the fear of flying groundless? Do mimes watch silent movies? Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed? Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? Do vampires get AIDS? by Emerald-Elf-Slytherin707 (part of The Secret Ponderings of Sirius Black) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Girls are like /l、 Yaaaay kitty!- ill call him..Yui!! 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