I M the Lucifer

scorching hot :

these are links to effective size DC videos... movies and episodes

first thing first... am a boy!

and all Co Ai fans and DC fans check my upload

also find the movies

will share other stuff

Came to FF as innocent idiot now turned into sexually nympho aka beast slash pervert slash jerk ...

Totally blame: Shinichi and Shiho(Sherry for being unconditionally sexy)

And the blame is carried onto: Oysters being major Dietary factor which is boosting my sperm count every now and then, which in turn affected my POV into sexually desirable direction, LASIK has caused my vision to greatly improve and hence improved my ability to read and grasp in mind... as you know minds have muse of its own so can't help but build horny plots and shots...

Moreover i also blame: the other lemonade makers whose lemons i have tasted...

Further the next culprit as to why i am like as i am goes to: Hormones and demands of fan readers and followers... apparently they cant comment or review but give personal pm's ... but rather than fame i liked private feedback and requests and ideas...

And people like Vivglam, Beautifulwhiteliar and others who want to remain curtained are not to be eliminated from the list of culprits.. because unlike other fan's these are the ones who as impressed me with their marvelous sexuality... i can only shout-DANG!...

FAV Anime = DC

FAV Pair ... Nah in fact its a Must pair... CO-Ai... Shin-Shiho

FAV Character... Sherry-Shiho-Ai... then Conan-Shinichi... then anyone in that Anime supporting this pair...

Especially Gin supports them... hence i kinda like Gin as well... though he wants to kill Sherry and her knight... i still like him.

Yukiko Jodie Vermouth and all BO support their parings...

I hate Mutsuhito's & Ayumi's irritating involvements with them... these two gets on my nerves

I like Sonoko, who concludes them as couple like Genta concludes...

Any idea problem... I have Many...

Any new concepts I can create one for you...

But pairing preference is Co-Ai

What I expect from fan fic...

Any Co-Ai story that thrills me...

but first need Ran's fan cursing's...

One who can show Ran=Annoying in their fics is my fav...

that's all...

I Hate Ran more than the amount I love Ai-Shiho-Sherry...

So preference to Ran's Elimination

What I challenge...

Conan/Shinichi... Take away Ai-Shiho from me...

Situations

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

Hey any freak out there needs any help with majority spell checks and basic grammar correction can ask me for the betterment... i shall do it in no time... do use me... preferably i give priority to Co Ai fics...Yep m partial!

My Affection/Obsession towards Ai

is that...

I am Conan Shinichi Chandorarry I want to marry Ai Shihio Sherry...

Hahaa... i can kill Ran! right?..can i Any way???...pls tell me...*bites hand*

Okay i try this ... Gin kill Ran!!!!... Vodka Eliminate Ran!... Vermouth waste Ran!... Anokata silence Ran... pls pls do this any of you if you can!...

Conan Shinichi Marry Haibara Shiho and prove that you are a man!...Oh man!

am more obsessed with Ai...then you or anyone are ...But kawwaii... I feel my liver lungs heart soul being vanish if Ai cry

If she cry then DC world will die... and if She dies this world will no longer be existing to cry!

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),

"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),

"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),

"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).

“Great Instant Neutralizer” (GIN)

“Very Energetic Radioactive Mechanically outstanding UnWorking Tool in Hand” (VERMOUTH)

Choice is yours!

Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view.

MATHS:

KISS is the shortest distance

between 2 Lips...!

ECONOMICS:

KISS is that thing 4 which the

DEMAND is always higher than the

SUPPLY...!

PHYSICS:

KISS is the powerful process of

charging 2 human bodies in a

short time...!

COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2

bodies are connected without

any DATA CABLE...!

Class Over!

The Cute Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin..

Her friend asked: what happened?

Secretary: He asked are you free tonight??

I said ya... and that rascal gave me 50 pages to type!

Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool?

Employee: (looking down) No, Sir...

Boss: Don't look down.

Look at me!!!

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!

Dear BO$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $

The very next day, the boss replied the employee:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

WHAT IS KISS ?

A:) VERY SIMPLE ITSS AN INQUIRY IN THE TOP FLOOR, ABOUT THE VACANCY IN GROUND FLOOR...

We Have 5 Fingers For Five Reasons !!

Little Finger To Make Promises For our Bestfriends.. :D

Ring Finger For Someone Special When The Time Is Right..

Middle Finger To Those Who Are Jealous & Show High Attitude To us.. :-P

Index Finger To Silence Those Who Speak against us.. ;)

Thumb To Show The Rest Of The World That we'll Be Fine No Matter How Hard Life Is.

8 qualities of a Perfect Husband

Brave, Intelligent, Gentle

Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive

And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!

Newton's 4th law : "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion".

Newton's 5th Law : Length of the pole is directly proportional to depth of the hole.

Medical Entrance exam question: Fill d missing blanks:

If a lady passing by the road faints suddenly, we should check her P U _ S _.

Only a few intelligent students like me wrote "PULSE"

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..

Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..

Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...

Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET...

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE...

Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...

Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...

That’s it!

Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !

DEFINE CHECK MATE.

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady

on the street who looked exactly like her

and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"

You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.

CHECK-MATE!

The gender discrimination

IF A GIRL LAUGHS LOUDLY,

SHE IS CHEERFUL.

IF A BOY LAUGHS LOUDLY,

HE IS MANNERLESS.

IF A GIRL TALKS SWEETLY,

SHE IS CHARMING.

IF A BOY TALKS SWEETLY,

HE IS A FLIRT.

IF A GIRL IS SILENT,

SHE IS SAD.

IF A BOY IS SAD,

HE IS BEING RUDE.

IF A GIRL WALKS INTO A GROUP,

IT IS A GROUP.

IF A BOY WALKS INTO A GROUP,

IT IS A "GANG".

Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.
# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his joystick in a dark room
#HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching her husband's condom.
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A girl applying nixodem to her unmentionables thinking they are pimples.
HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of molestation.
HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a LovePeddler's Kitty-Cat.
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Unclad man sleeping on top of a Unclad woman expecting earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking unmentionables with a straw.
Height of Technology: A condom with a zip.
.# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door. --
# Height of Noise Two skeletons bleeping on a tin roof.
# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
# Height of patience A female lying Unclad under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in.

Hakase: What is the difference between Call Girl, Girlfriend & Wife?

Shinichi: Prepaid, Postpaid & Lifetime.

Shiho: Slap!

From a woman's point of view

- The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)

- The most abused husband in the world is her brother.: p

- The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)

- The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D

- The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.

- And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband.