The Uchiha Clan started out with just him then there was Sakura, and to his surprise there was Sarada and life continued from there... [A collection of oddball one-shots, mini arches and poems]

Here you'll find an assortment of random little Dramione themed one shots. No particular theme. Some funny, some fluffy, some serious and painful. Come for the fun, stay for the Dramione.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.

Hermione and Weasley had been together the past five years, since the end of the war. It was a great love story: met at Hogwarts as first years, helped defeat the Dark Lord, fell in love, yada yada yada. Even thinking about it made Draco sick to his stomach. They were the world's most perfect couple. Too bad it was all a facade.

AU oneshot series where Sasuke's mission ended early. / 2. Looking Forward: He's been home six months when Sarada brings up the question. "Now that Papa's home am I going to get a brother or sister?"

524 "Be my wife." :3 (Tumblr request- SasuSaku)

Karin is twenty five when she unclasps her fingers, full of heartache and reluctance, and lets Sasuke-kun go.

Sakura and Sasuke are caught in a stalemate. How Sakura came to wear the Uchiwa.

When Sasuke finally returns home from his journey of redemption.

Sarada Uchiha does not understand this weird version of love her parents share. They don't touch and they don't really speak. They seem to have some sort of understanding, a language only they know. Perhaps a conversation with the Hokage can help her understand them a little bit more. Sarada's POV. SasukeXSakura Oneshot.

Sasuke discovers Sai's little nickname for Sakura... He is not pleased.

As he held his new born daughter close to his chest protectively and smiled at his wife, Karin saw her deepest desire being fulfilled. Sarada's birth and Sasuke and Sakura's relationship as seen through the eyes of Karin Uzumaki. /Sasusaku.

After an unexpected turn of events, Sakura takes to mothering more than a few Shin Uchiha's. Sasuke is not happy, and they don't like him just as much as he doesn't like them. To the Shins, Mama is the only one who matters. -A Tumblr request-

Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. A series of Crack-ish AU one-shots. [Rated M for some language and mature humour. Written out of sequence.] [Marked as complete, but every now and then there may be another one-shot added]

Tumblr request- Hello Tyy! Thoroughly enjoy your work on ff, so I have a request! I'd like a canonverse night change on the night Sasuke gave Naruto his message for Sakura and have him go home instead. If you'd be so kind as to write the reunion that'd be amazing! Thanks!

He closed his eyes as she placed her head on his shoulder. Maybe, one day, he could love her just as much as she loved him. / Pre-700.

Draco hated his job. His boss was horrible. His mother was ill. His best friend was an annoying roommate. A confused meeting at St. Mungo's leads Draco asking the last person he wanted help from to go with it to make his mother happy. Lucky for him, his boss may be horrible but she was helpful when it counts. She'll remember this favor. Unfortunately, so will his mother.

When Sasuke Uchiha realises how far he's fallen.

Where Uchiha Sakura's first attempt of teasing was been countered by no other than Uchiha Sasuke. ｢Three-shot Fic/Complete｣ーSasuSaku

Because she is always ten steps ahead or miles back, but never by his side. And in time, Sasuke realizes that he can adjust his stride to have Sakura where he wants her to be. Travel Arc.

He was not about the cute cuddles, public display of affections or any of those normal couple things. She knew. She didn't want those either. She just wanted to be by his side. Because theirs was no ordinary love. *My version as to how Sasuke and Sakura got together.* The blank period. Picks up when Sasuke comes home in Sasuke Shinden and Sakura Hidden.

As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.

SasuSaku - Canon Verse, Inspired by Road to Boruto/ Sakura's hurt her back and Sasuke is the only one that can take care of that stubborn medic. (Rated T for safety.)

Two nights before Christmas, Harry and Hermione come across a woman that they hadn't expected to see... Narcissa Malfoy was a heartbroken widow and hadn't seen her son in years. In a burst of Christmas spirit, Harry and Hermione comfort a lonely mother and reunite a broken family. In the process, Hermione's life is changed forever. One-shot/Complete

Hermione comes up with a charm that allows 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. What will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with Draco Malfoy? Unique pairings. This Hermione is a scarred war hero in a political job. She is not going to act like a brash teen and starts out in shock and reserved. Not for all readers.

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

From infancy to adulthood. Over the years, Mikoto had watched their love grow.

SasuSaku - Cannon Verse. The first time she wears the clan's crest. Even though they are married, Sasuke can't understand why she still wears her clan's clothes.

Hermione has always been called to the arch that looms over her in the Death Chamber in the Department of Mysteries where she works. Little does she know it's someone from her past who haunts her, none other than Draco Malfoy. Can she pull him back to the side of the living? Or will she too succumb to the lure of The Veil?

Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

'Suddenly, his body was nothing but a vessel of emotions. He was happy. He was overwhelmed. He was terrified. There was so much that he wanted to be for this child and so much that he was afraid he couldn't be.' Sasuke discovers that Sakura is pregnant before she does. Breaking the news can be complicated. Post 699, pre 700. Post-marriage SasuSaku.

Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.

'Hey, I know what you could do,' gasped Naruto. 'Cook a huge bowl of ramen for her and put a ring in it. She'll find it after she finishes the whole thing.' Sasuke stared at him. 'No,' he deadpanned. 'The proposal is supposed to be for Sakura, not you. Dobe.' Post 699, pre 700. SasuSaku. Mild NaruHina and SaiIno. Team 7 friendship. Sequel to Return & Reciprocate.

Sasuke wakes up one day and sees his life in future 6 years later. To his surprise he is not an avenger driven by hatred in the future anymore rather he is leading a peaceful life with his family. Now amidst finding the reason behind this change of heart, he may also learn to love. (sasusaku)

There's a veela in the castle who is searching for her, and her body sings only for him. He knows just how to play her like a fiddle, but the teacher's won't tell who he is for his protection while she can only feel him. Hogwarts had never been this tricky for her, and she fought in a war. One-Shot

Hermione is well aware that Draco is a Veela and that she is his mate. In fact, she has already wholeheartedly accepted the fact that she would be spending the rest of her life with him. Curiously enough, the only one resisting in this situation is Draco himself. With the help of the elder Malfoys, a scheme of seduction begins.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.

My family, is much more agreeable to the prospect of a bride of supposed 'impure blood' than they are to once of impure virtue, lack of morals, and lack of self-respect. A Malfoy must respect himself or herself above all else. That includes blood status.

When Hermione is asked to look into the recent disasters, her investigation leads her to a certain Malfoy. With the help of Harry and Narcissa, Hermione tries to figure out one simple thing: what is Draco Malfoy's connection to the end of the world?

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.

Hermione Granger hates reunions, especially class ones, who doesn't? Sitting around getting to listen wistfully to all the things your peers have accomplished since school? I guess being a war-hero could count as an achievement... but after all the fighting, who isn't one? They're not as bad as holiday parties! Maybe this time, Hermione can make the best out of it.

Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.

Hermione is having a slight hormonal problem that may be related to a gene she didn't know she had.

It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.

I left behind everything I've known my entire life for you. My father Hermione; how could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! What happened? Am I no longer good enough for you! Now that I'm no longer rich you're too good for me! Well! Answer. Me. Hermione.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.

Draco and Hermione are caught passing notes in class. Professor Snape orders them to read aloud what they seem to think is more important than Potions Class. Chaos ensues. Bet's he's regretting not just ignoring them...

When Hermione was attacked, everything changed. She was cursed to live forever as a blood-sucking demon and her mission is to find her 'Blood Partner' or else starve to death. Draco offers to help, but he has a few problems of his own. Hermione!Vampire and Draco!Veela with a few little... things added in. TWOSHOT! COMPLETE!

Every girl dreams about her wedding day. Truth is that she's Muggleborn. Truth is he is a Pureblood. Inconvenient? Definitely. *Rewritten 3/12

There was an inter-house unity party last night - and someone spiked the punch. Join our favorite people as they wake up with hangovers in places they don't remember being... Rated M for nakedness. Possibly a bit OOC - I don't really think so though.

She remembers there were no flowers or cards or candies by his bed. There was only him and his blood, and she wonders if anyone would die for him.

When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

It drove him to the brink of insanity and back again. But when did it start? This terrible, twisted longing he had for her? –Set post-series. Immortal LelouchxC.C.

Malfoys do not want, they do not pine, and they certainly do not miss former lovers. So why is this time any different. Sequel to "Last Call."

"She didn't believe me, by the way. When I said that they'd end up together. It does bother me a bit because they do not notice." - Luna Lovegood. ONE-SHOT

Everything about his day was straying as far away from typical logic as possible. Then again, C.C. always did seem to have a bizarre talent for reducing all of Lelouch's predicted expectations to nothing. Oneshot.

Entering 7th year of Hogwarts, Hermione is pleased to be Head Girl. But the shocking choice for Head Boy leaves her breathless. What happens when a tumble of confusing feelings leaves Hermione - and Draco - wanting more? HGDM Rated M for sex and language

I'm better off by myself, I don't desire things like love anymore, and there's no point in wishing for futile wishes. The truth I've learned to accept is just that, I'm unlovable.

COMPLETE: Summer had just started for Lelouch Lamperouge but his summer was worst than he expected it too be, because of a little Gray Witch's amusement his summer is going to be one hell of a ride with jealousy and love and humor... LuluxC.C R&R

Feeding Saya is a delicate procedure which, for Haji, comes with an unfortunate side-effect. Rated T for implications.

A Red Thread connects two people... they will always be meant for each other, even if it means one has to say goodbye. AU...I don't own Code Geass

C.C. knows Lelouch is alive. She decides to search for him, with the help of her new contractee. C.C.XLelouch. R&R please!

What else would a boy – emperor or not – and a girl do while being alone in an enclosed space? C.C. x Lelouch lime smut

Lelouch was a seemingly normal boy, who happened to bump with a gorgeous girl named C.C. As they spend time together diff. feelings started to develop until C.C. was going to leave.What is he going to do,is he gonna be chasing her or just let her leave?

"Isn't it ridiculous, Lelouch? To be asked about human's feeling and love after those centuries? When and where I'm not belong to anywhere nor anything any more?". There're darkness, stillness, coldness, yet beautiful sky before dawn.

He would never admit it, but watching her sleep at night was one of the only things keeping him sane these days. One-shot. CCxLL.

Hermione chooses her side but a dark and twisted secret can change everything that everyone knows about her. The summary sucks but please read the prologue and let me know what you think about it. HERMIONE/DRACO right after chapter 1

my first one shot... pls give it a try... I don't know how to summarize this but I think that the title is enough to know the plot... pls review..

Hermione Granger is in a very, very bad mood, and it is all Draco Malfoy's fault. DMHG

Every night the Geass propells her to hunt them down, the murderous hell dogs. Identity marred, motives...unclear, a nightmare prowling the streets. Secrets are best kept safe, especially when the work is done by a used pawn. I own the title Possession, link to original work in profile.

Setting was post R2, somewhere in immortality where Lelouch discovered something about C.C. and her... past.

All these years I have yearned for someone who could save me from this agony; someone who could see the real me; someone who could hear it…my unheard wish…my velleity. C.C./Lelouch

"I am just saying, that it is not the best idea to argue with Malfoy in front of everyone, Hermione."

... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!

The Room of Requirement gets taken over by the seventh year students once a week, doing what they call 'bring about house unity'. Who knew house unity could be so...interesting. A mini-series. M for a reason.

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

Blasted kids...never give us a single minute's rest!

Draco has to deal with a certain problem caused by a certain muggle book series... DM/HG implied. Oneshot.

This story takes place 2 months after the great demon Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia, 99th Emperor of Britannian Empires assassination. Lelouch now living his immortal life with immortal witch C.C. What will happen next? Read on!

LLxCC oneshot by FMASTA9. Lelouch is hung over and left in a desperate situation, just begging for good news from anybody.

Even when he is young, he always thinks of an angel whenever he sees her, therefore he is as bold as to make a promise with the angel.

Narcissa and Hermione go out to lunch, will the men show up, meant to be a humor fic. Includes overly motherly Narcissa, Lucius being funny and sarcastic awesome snape.

The painting of the Demon Emperor and his Empress still hangs in the hallway.

Hermione ponders the meaning of her Amortentia

Ever wonder how a morning of a witch begins and ends? Well, here you go, a post-CGR2 life for C.C. and Lelouch! Involves: Cheese-kun, tomatoes, and stolen chess pieces!

She knows quite well that her husband is popular with the ladies and a part of her is jealous.

*Revised* She was beautiful, she was sweet, she was pure, but that didn't stop them from hurting her… LelouchxC.C.

Lelouch couldn't stand to see her so helpless, so defeated, he had to do something for her. C.C. couldn't stand to see him so beside himself, she didn't understand his pain, but she did know it was her duty to tend to her master.

AU. She has always been a dreamer. She dreams of every past life. He was always there. They always meet. Always touch. Always collide. And always keep one step in between. - Yet HE wanted to change that. SHE watches him try. / Lelouch/C.C.

They say if you make a wish on your thousandth paper crane it would come true. But do wishes really come true?

A glimpse into Lelouch's life after his supposed death.

A boquet of roses each one of them having a different meaning.

It was a dream Saya and I had when we were younger... We wanted to travel the world with nothing but her blade and my cello." I do not own BLOOD or any characters associated with it.

The probably reason why C.C thought that geass didn't brought solitude at all at the last scene.

If she is a witch then he shall be always be her warlock.

Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!

Draco/Hermione. One-shot, like a songfic but it uses only about 4 lines of poetry that were written by me. Draco's thoughts mostly and how he copes with being in love with Granger. Mentions suicide in slightly descriptive ways. Read and Review lovelies!

Lelouch and C.C. visit Nunnally years after the Zero Requiem with Anya taking pictures, Jeremiah acting as a bodyguard, and Sayoko creeping around. "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot...", C.C. contemplated, nostalgic of days past. One-shot.

you think you know who you are. think again. hermione deals with being pure blood after all

For one and a half week he has been seeing her everywhere that he went. As she enters his favourite café Draco decides to confront her. But Hermione isn't one to be confronted. She ends up surpsising him beyond anything he has experienced. WARNING: smut

When Hermione runs into what she thinks is a stranger, she's in for a surprise. Because the stranger is no other than Draco Malfoy. And their little bump in was anything but an accident. What exactely is Malfoy up to now? WARNING: smut

A heartthrob who received only ONE candy during Valentines Day...

Even during the uneventful days at Ashford Academy when the rebellion was only beginning, Lelouch and C.C. can’t accomplish much without bickering; especially when unexplained screams are heard echoing down the lonely hallways at night.

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

Her scent is fire, tormenting me. How did I end up here? Facing her...captivating my being. One thing was certain, she may not leave this forest alive. I might murder Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Draco's a vamp

It all began on that date...

A conversation on eternity—what happens after the ride on the carriage. Spoilers for the end of the second season. Lelouch/C.C.

CC been lock in her room all day that its actually making Lelouch worried. What is she doing? And why would it make Leouch shed tears? No flames, but constructive criticism is welcome.

UNEDITED, BUT GETTING THERE - Draco is set to marry his best friends sister by order of his mother, the catch is...they don't know who the bride is. DMHG

VERY GRAPHIC short story. Began as a one shot but people liked it, so I continued. No real plot though, mostly just sex, so, yeah. GRAPHIC! R&R Please.

Hermione needs to get up for school. Yeah. Not happening.

Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione

A duel of quotes between Hermione and Draco leads to new possibilities. Rated M for a reason.

Maybe it was fate that a demon king would fall for a witch.

A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.

Long ago, there was a war between Code-bearers over the power of Eden Vital, a war that destroyed Atlantis and set mankind back to the Stone Age. Now war rages again, with C.C. and V.V. choosing champions to fight a battle for the world's fate. AU

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

We're shagging. -Just- shagging?

Hermione challenges Draco to wear the one color he never imagined himself wearing--but what would be a sweeter form of revenge than asking her to wear his own house colors? And what possible trouble could wearing unexpected colors of robes bring to them?

A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.

Whose life does Lelouch value the most? His... or C.C.'s? He has to make a decision- and fast.

A young man, once an emperor, confronts newfound immortality and takes the love he has for so long denied himself. Rated M for content. LuluxC.C. name given inside ONESHOT

-AU- Oneshot. C.C. is a living corpse. She is a witch. But isn't every witch supposed to have a warlock? -Lelouch x C.C.-

He wrote his true feelings for her inside a pink crane he gave her. C.C./Lelouch

What if Lelouch vi Britannia didn't die as he had planned? What if, for a mysterious reason, he unintentionally acquired a Code he didn't even want? What would he do with himself? All these questions, and more, will be answered here... -Major SPOILERS!-

Night after night she's been borrowing. It's time to give it back. A revision of "No More Stolen Kisses" by Lucindra, written with her approval. Oneshot.

After living together for several months in solitude in the post-Zero-Requiem world, Lelouch and CC have grown closer than ever, and CC finally gets her wish. Sequel to chapter 1 of "Sweet, Sweet Failure."

Draco Malfoy has just been released from prison, needing to report to Hermione Granger for approval on all his work. But things are not as they appear. Fed up with all the secrets, he devises a way to divine the truth from a certain Gryffindor.

After the Zero Requiem...how did things end. He made a choice...and a promise too. All for her...because he fulfilled everyone's wishes except hers...and it bugged him.

He assumes the title of Emperor. The Knight of Zero can’t help him with this one. C.C. defies the Emperor’s order.

A scene between Lelouch and C.C. set in the manga version. Obviously a C.C./Lelouch pairing, is M for a reason. Set in C.C. POV.

“Zero-sama, sorry to bother you, but I’ve taken the liberty of spreading the news, and we’ve even begun making plans for the baby shower.” Lelouch, C.C., and the reason why you should do as the title of this story says.

She was supposed to be missing and presumably dead along with the body of the Demon Emperor that died 20 years ago. Obviously, they wernt supposed to see them alive and breathing in their living room as they, per usual, make black cloaks look cool.

Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.

The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.

She was utterly and undeniable beautiful, everyone agrees. Though, he thinks no one actually knows as much as he did about her than everyone put together.

Prequel to Gundam Front. Two years since the black Rebellion, The New Sith Imperium now rules the planet Geass. Only one can stop them and their quest for The Power Of Kings: His name is Lelouch Lamperouge. Crossover with Star Wars and Gundam.

Hermione is taking a test after school and gets a steamy surprise when the teacher leaves the room. She finds love in the most unexpected person and ends up getting a 100 on her test! Lemon; don't like it don't read it. 1st lemon: reviews would be nice!

Cecaniah CC was born with the curse of geass and has since been shunned by her mother for it. When Lelouch Lamperouge, another geass wielder finds out this he asks her to join him in the Black Knights as 00. Lelouch x CC END

Professor Snape knows that students have been sneaking into his potions lab after hours and using the room for things that shouldn't be done in the classroom. He finally figures out who. But what's worse, he can't stop watching.

Lelouch is all set to meet his fiancee, but is sidetracked by a mysterious girl who unfortunately enjoys making his life miserable. Balls, battles and kissing ensue! Lelouch x C.C., Kallen x Suzaku semi-AU

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger love to trade insults with each other. But is that really all that they enjoy doing together? My first fanfic, be kind! Reviews are love.

“What the hell are you so smug about, Malfoy?” Hermione asked indignantly as she started rummaging around the room looking for her clothing, which by the looks of it seemed to be strewn all over... My second fic. R&R!

Mao is a wealthy Count to whom C.C has been promised and Lelouch is C.C's secret lover. Both fight for her love and as problems arise, jealousy ensues. And jealousy, as they say, can drive one mad. Awful Summary! Dx

This is a thank you. —LelouchC.C., set around the end of the series.

.:It had gone from indecent to porno in less than thirty seconds:. C.C.xLelouch *crack*

C.C. wants to take a midnight swim so Lelouch has to go with her. Later she needs some help washing off and who better to help than Lelouch? But what happens when things get a little out of hand?

In which Zero was awfully hungry and was left with no other choice than to be fed by this mischievous witch named C.C. LelouchxC.C.

Lelouch can't fall asleep. When he tries to think of a reason why he's having trouble sleeping, he remembers C.C. used to cuddle up to him before she lost her memories. Can C.C. help him sleep now?

When Ron Weasley makes a bet with Draco Malfoy, he is certain that he can win, and no-one will know what Draco Malfoy wanted if he won. And by no-one, he of course means Hermione. Now Hermione has to deal with the fall out, and it isn't going to be fun...

Pansy's got the answer to the on-going war between Draco & Hermione, despite everyone else making nice. Sexual Tension! She's convinced she's right and she's going to prove it. A/U and OOC M for later chapters.

Hermione in lace and leather?Never!..but maybe..just maybe

It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!

C.C.'s Geass has reactivated by itself and Lelouch is driving himself insane wondering if he has been Geassed. Set during Season 1. Mild spoiler alert.

COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?

Someone always bothers to wake up Lelouch or even C.C. these days. For some reason, Suzaku, Jeremiah and even Sayoko had all taken up schedules on who to do the job at what day of the week. LelouchXCC. Crack-ish. A Happy Story.

Bored and looking for an opprotunity to get pizza, C.C. challenges Lelouch to a game of chess with a year's supply of pizza on the line. Unfortunately for Lelouch, C.C.'s got a plan to ensure her victory. One shot. Lelouch/C.C. read and review

A new class at Hogwarts... wait...dancing? Did you say Salsa? You CANNOT be serious... Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have never exactly seen eye to eye but a new class, a meddling Slytherin, and a CRAZY Latin dance instructer have other plans...

She had stood up from the bed and started toward me as I ranted. There was something very predatory about her gait. And it was damn sexy.' Drabble. Dramione. Please R&R.

Draco wants to dump Hermione but things do not go according to his plans and somehow he ends up in a situation where getting beaten by Potter and Weasley actually sounds like a good idea.

New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...

This is just a fluffy fun diddy that I made up spur of the moment. Not going to tell much more or it will ruin the twists. Draco and Hermione. You'll see where it falls in my timeline.

One-Shot. Hermione decides enough is enough and gives Ron a talking to.

Ron stumbles on Draco and Hermione's relationship, but with the knowledge that Hermione was set up. Who can resist watching the breakup? HG/DM

Hermione's been a bookworm her entire life, but is taken by surprise by her long-surpressed lustful urges. When she can't take it any longer, will she get carried away? HGDM, smut! Now Complete!

Draco Malfoy is befuddled. He seems to be confused as to why his body is reacting a certain way to a certain someone. Frankly, I think he's being quite stupid.

A 275 word drabble. “Speechless, Granger?” he smirked as her eyes came to land on his masculinity. Dramione

It’s been years since little Hermione and Draco’s first meeting at that fateful park. But when destiny decides to bring them together once more on their first day of school, how will the pair react? Sequel to A Child's Tale.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

Hermione and Draco are made Head Boy and Girl...but a fight between them leaves them stuck in a room! Will they be able to sort out their differences or not? My first fic so go easy! Thank you all for sticking with me! Now complete!

Hermione Granger is not the girl who would let distarctions keep her from studying. But a certain gorgeous distraction just might.

The Cliches of Dramione Fanfiction..Countdown:Five To The Ultimate Cliche..No exceptions..Comes With The Verdict Part...Not Telling You What It Is Until You Read The Story..

Swallow." He told her.Hermione shook her head."Hermione, swallow it." Draco demanded. "I'm not taking it out until you swallow every last drop."She just continued to glare at him with teary glossed eyes.DM/HG Oneshot! DOES cotain humor!1578 hit in 6 days!

Wouldn't you like to know what goes on behind the handsome grey eyes of a slytherin prince? be cautious, you might be surprised. SONGFIC to Leavin' by Jesse McCartney.

After many failed attempts at dating, Draco decides to enlist the help of the Room of Requirement in order to find his true love. Will the answer to his quest surprise or please him? Regardless, he's in for a heaping dose of shock!

snapes had enough

Draco has to go into hiding and gets stuck living with Hermione and her roommates for the summer. Draco gets a few surprises on the way. I own nothing but plot. HGDM. I'm rating M for just in case.

Hermione is caught red-handed by Draco...a new, delightful level of embarrassment! Warning: blush blush blush alert! :s

just a small list of reasons why hermione hates draco. please review, they make my day.

In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?

After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so

Hermione wants to give Draco the time of his life for his birthday! *wink*

Hermione still harbored anger at her incomplete book. Even after 4 years. SEQUEL to my other story "Secret to Scrapbooking".

Ron and Harry find out that Hermione and Draco are dating, to say that they are unhappy is quite the understatement. Draco decides to just lay low. Hermione has other ideas. She is a Gryffindor after all. Songfic By Leona Lewis. See profile for more info.

Hermione Granger begins her seventh year on a high note: cute boyfriend, great friends, Head Girl. But, when she notices some feelings from the Head Boy, who happens to be Draco Malfoy, things begin to change. Please read and review! Complete!

...and Draco Malfoy as an Unwelcomed Participant.

Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG

Draco wants everyone to know who she belongs to. Hermione absolutely refuses the idea. But will that Slytherin charm used on her best friend convince her to change her mind? R&R! I don't own HP!

Hermione has a cruuuuush. No biggie. Post-Hogwarts, D/Hr

Hermione wants to tell everyone. Draco feels the exact opposite. Throw in a pair of stilettos, a couple shots of firewhiskey and an extremely jealous Slytherin and the truth might just slip right out...Absolute drivel.

Draco Friggin' Malfoy makes me do unspeakable things R&R chicas ; Rated just to be safe

Draco POV. Spoilers through DH. An experiment in addressing the theme of bigotry.

Hermione and Draco getting into random fights about random stuff. Its not really random fights anymore. It actually has a story line. Not sure how many chapters yet. Draco/Hermione.

Who needs a plot when Draco and Hermione are getting it on? Not me. I don't need one. ;

Being in love was a slice of pie, but admitting it was an entirely different recipe. DMHG.

Truth or Dare. Draco and Hermione. You do the math...

Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.

This story is about Hermione Granger getting set up on a blind date with Draco Malfoy, it seems they love to hate each other...but what if you change it around? They hate to love each other. Can they still find love in each other? Against all odds?

Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Complete! Draco is forced to watch his father torture and kill his mother, and finds that the only way to become a Death Eater is to do the same to Blaise's mother in front of him, instead he runs to the ministry, they give him to Hermione...

5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case

Draco Malfoy together with his friends think of ways for Draco to confess his feelings for his best friend. Romance of course with slight humore. Slight only! Dramione one-shot fanfic! :p

So curiosity killed the cat, but no worries, satisfaction brought it back. HG/DM post-hogwarts, au.

A fic in anticipation of Christmas! Hermione and her classmates have gone back to Hogwarts to finish seventh year properly, with a reformed Draco and exonerated Snape. Non DH compliant. Cute little clip in the lives of Hermione and and Draco. DMHG. R&R!

Hermione doesn't hate flying... not when Draco Malfoy is controling the broom at least... Songfic, M for a reason. HGDM, HOT...

Hermione has kept a secret for five years, how much longer can she keep it? Secrets can Destroy or Rebuild, as Hermione discovers.

.:DHr:. Doesn't the title really say it all? .:Drabble:.

Hermione had to grit her teeth to keep from physically injuring them with her wand….. maybe sticking them in their eyes until they hemorrhaged to death. Merlin, she was becoming a homicidal lunatic because of the smug bastard standing before her

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

LelouchC.C. He knew of his growing affections for C.C, but it was only after he had glimpsed her painful past did Lelouch confront those feelings of his. Rated: M for lemon contents.

Old love doesn't rust. But what about old revenge? Hermione knows how to be patient.

When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served

After the end of the war Hermione and Draco are looking forward to a life full of happiness, peace, and love. But one of them has a secret that has potential to ruin everything. Are they strong enough to overcome it or will it destroy them both?

The war has left them both with irreparable damage, but it hasn't taken away their chance for happiness. HGDM

When Harry makes it to the breakfast in the Great Hall, Ron is busy eating while Hermione is giving an evil glare to the jug of pumpkin juice in front of her and.. counting?

Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos

Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".

They called it Gryffindor bravery. He called it Gryffindor foolishness, recklessness and a crave for heroic death. P.S. Sequel posted: Everything to Lose.

Hermione's passion is dance, but she has never told anyone about it since it isn’t offered at Hogwarts, but then in her 7th year a new class is added: Ballroom Dance! And who is to be her partner, but the handsome Draco Malfoy of course

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!

ONE-SHOT DMHG fics. None of these stories connect or have any simularity at all, so why don't you come and follow Draco and Hermione's dark ways?