Gilbert was your generic spoiled rich kid. Matthew was just your average nobody. Put them together in one cabin, throw in some eccentric cabin mates, a couple broken drumsticks, and maybe even a little blackmail and it's the perfect recipe for summer love

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.

At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!

Romano is the leader of a mafia. He has always loved Antonio, but he's always believed that it's a one-sided love. Is he right? SpainxRomano, AU, a bit violence and bad language. Rated T just to be sure. Enjoy!

After finding an old record of his previous... accomplishments, France noticed that only one desirable country was absent from this list. Nothing could stop him from completing what he set out to do originally. Nothing. Not even a certain bushy-browed Brit with a cockblock complex. At least, not forever... Right?

Lithuania just wanted to be free. Poland just wanted his friend back. When Lithuania finally escapes from Russia's clutches with the help of the UN, Poland takes it into his own hands to try and heal his former best friends scars, even if it means reopening his own in the process. Historical!hetalia

SLASH. All Zack and Freddy need to do is move into the stupid apartment; what could possibly go wrong? Besides, of course, fires, comas, pretending to be gay, and supremely squishy beds. Freddy/Zack

Kalel is tired of Ian taking Anthony from her. She is willing to do anything to have Anthony to herself. But will she succeed? Parings: Ian/Anthony and Kalel/Anthony. Rated: T For now Don't like? Don't read. Simple.

By day Lovino Vargas is a normal everyday student, by night he is the norious phantom jewel thief 'Spirito di pomodoro'. But what is he supposed to do when the person in charge of catching him suddenly transfers to his class? Cover created by HolyRomanGermany. Rated T

"It was a bitter cold, snowy winter day. I'd feel pretty bad if anyone were walking in this. So naturally, I felt pretty bad about myself". Matthew Williams has been on the road for five years, living off of his talent with the violin. But when a stranger takes him in, both their lives change forever. Multi-chapter, T for possible triggers. Human AU

Lovino never knew how much his life could change, untill he met Antonio. Spamano and Gerita. First fanfic :3

Prussia is not one to fall in love. Especially not with a quiet, easily upset weakling who reminds him too much of the Italian that stole his brother's attention. Then again, people change, and when a one-world-government movement starts capturing nations to enforce their ideas, he might just discover that he really does care. PruCan/USUK/GerIta/Spamano

When playing baseball, Alfred accidentally kills somebody's cat. After meeting the animal's peculiar owner, he vows that he will make it up to the other boy, one way or another. AU, USUK, Yaoi.

Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)

Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski are roommates in college. When Cartman finds out that Kyle has been harming himself, what extent will he go to to make sure it stops? (warning, rated T for swearing and maybe some bromance later on) Please give this story a chance!

It's the last day of summer, and America is bummed. Soon he'll have to go back to work and it is going to suck. What better way to celebrate the last day then to have a party at the beach! USUK, Land&Sea, JoanXFrance, PruCan

Yes, they've finally pressured me into asking for material. Ask the Bad Touch Trio anything...and make them do some dares? Please? Dangerous dares...at least enough to stop them from annoying me. T for whatever people write in. Oh yeah, and dare Prussia to admit who he likes, too...

Antonio only wanted to join the Mentor-Mentee program at his school to get out of class. The last thing he expected was to be paired up with a hot-headed Italian. And he never dreamed that maybe he would actually start to care about him too. Discontinued.

Spain x Fem! Romano, Spain wakes up with a killer hangover and a furious Lovina. What can he do to prove his love for her and take back horrible words that he can't remember saying? T for Lovi's mouth

Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.

After everything that's happened, Wallace and Scott's friendship is the same it's always been. Oneshot, Scott/Wallace

Canada is always invisible to other people, and of course he feels lonely. But he's used to it. He thinks. After the party, he never wants to feel lonely again. PruCan, fluff. Human names used!

Alfred and Arthur are best friends - however, when senior year rolls around, Alfred decides to take his life in a different direction. UsUk, will be around fifteen chapters long. Slight GerIta.

Hungary bets Prussia that Austria can beat him in a sport. Naturally, Prussia challenged Austria to a sport of his choice, thinking Austria does not have a sport and would never accept. Forgetting that Austria is the de facto champion at Alpine Skiing.

Feliks decides that he and Toris will have a sleepover! What could go wrong? Fluff

Lovina liked keeping to herself, never being open to others. But when a certain spainard walkes into her life, will things change and make her open up? But from her job at the local store, her co-workers are very protective, or some may even like her. Antonio will have to take his chances and try to steal her heart before someone else does. SpainxFem!Romano, and other pairings.

Canada finds an injured bird on his walk home; Prussia loses his mind. PruCan if you squint. One-shot

China is going on a date with Russia, but his family decides to help him get ready. Songfic for "Bring Honor To Us All" from Mulan. Crack.

Because Matthew needed the money, and Gilbert needed the distraction. What neither of them realized, though, was that they both needed the company. Prucan, Spamano, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations and swearing.

Romano crosses the line when he ends up physically hurting Spain. But.. He only did it because tomato bastard tried to look at his terrible painting, which he made while avoiding Spain by staying in his room. Why is he avoiding him? 'Cause that idiota gives him a weird feeling in his stomach.. Rated T for Romano's language, among other stuff. Slight curl pulling.

Antonio was really worried. What if Lovi was in trouble? A Spamano Gang Fic

Happy thirteenth! Kuki Wally Abby one shot. Abby's bored and decides to trick Kuki...sorry i know it's horrible

"Well, Iggy, do you love me or not?" One-shot, USUK don't like, don't read. First posted Hetalia fic.

Two-Bit shows up beat up and shirtless. How does ponyboy react? Ponyboy x Two-Bit R&R No longer a one-shot! Plot! Sorry no longer in process!

He always considered Sunday mornings a bit more special than the other days, perhaps because the large bed doesn't seem so large any longer with Japan around. Giripan. Fluff.

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

The world is ending thanks to the undead, it's up to a team of mix-matched characters to find a way out of the zombie areas using only what they have and who they have. Zombie!AU

A collection of drabbles and oneshots based on different verses. All Spamano, and prompts are being taken! First Chapter - 2P!Verse

Hetalia plus Facebook plus My random thoughts equals ? A Disaster, on an epic level but it will pass the time.Rated M for Language possible parings, such and so, Facebook like layout, also a story line.

Scott is planning on proposing to Ramona but when his selfishness angers her she leaves. Wallace and Mobile also end up splitting. When they go to comfort each other Scott is mistaken to be Wallace's boy friend and is visited by his exes. Pls review. Yaoi

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

for raevyn. It's Feliciano's wedding and he's tired of his brother brooding and decides to help him out. However, Antonio, lost in his memories, accidentally says something. Lovino freaks out and he runs off. SpaMano, GerIta, USUK

When Spain ignores Romano at a world conference, the Italian comes up with a genius plan to win the attention of his former Boss. However, things don't always go as planned. fluff, Spamano, some aly. T for language

You know those drugs the dentist gives you to keep the pain away during oral surgery? Yeah ... they can make you say and do some weird things. Spamano fluffy crack

Just a one shot about Shules

England finds himself having a very uncomfortable discussion with America one morning. Rated T for 'suggestive' themes! USUK!

It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano

As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.

Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!

I was in love with Sodapop Curtis, but could you blame me? Really? Johnny/Sodapop. SLASH!

France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...

A look into how Prussia loses ninety-nine point nine percent of arguments with Canada. Rated T for Prussia's mouth. Based off of Dane Cook's Brain Ninja joke.

Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.