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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Noun— 1.) The second most important character 2.) The best-friend/arch-rival 3.) The uke Sources: Wikipedia; observation; personal opinion [Naruto Gaiden Spoilers] I think it'd be a lovely story if Sarada turned out to be a failed attempt to create an Uchiha/Uzumaki super-hybrid. She ended up inheriting no Uzumaki powers, just Karin's individual quirk of bad eyesight. Sakura and Sasuke found her on their travels and adopted her. They didn't even know who her mother was, because she only had Uchiha chakra. By the time the resemblance to Karin showed, anyone would say that Sakura is the "real mother" because she raised Sarada. Sarada was the first to confirm her own parentage. If Shin created Sarada and cloned her Sharingan, then we got to see her Mangekyo without having her traumatized or suffer from blindness. Sarada's story could've been tragic, but thanks to Sasuke and Sakura taking her in and Sakura raising her, she's as happy and loved as any other kid in Konoha. But I still don't think Kishi would actually do it... |
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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Daybreak by universefactory reviews
Red clouds, take warning... bloodshed by morning. Akatsuki cloaks foretell nothing but disaster and misery, but even captured and severely injured, Naruto realizes there is no choice but to face them when he sees just who has joined their ranks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to write Fanfiction by BLSUGS30 reviews
Jiraiya smuggles in 5 laptops into Konoha, and the entire cast of Naruto writes fanfiction. And they write comments for each other. Entirely fluff and humor.Some romances. Some scary lemons. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Phones by Sin for me reviews
There is a reason why Naruto and Sasuke hate phones. Read and find out! Crack-fic, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Going With It by Ahja Reyn reviews
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
101 Words by BlueJey reviews
Oneshot-Series about Naruto, Sasuke and their relationship; heavy hints of NaruSasu though I was told they weren't just HINTS anymore... Rating for chapters 19 and 22, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alternative Education by Ljiljana reviews
Field trips are for seeing and learning new things, right? Well, the only thing Sasuke has learned so far is that loud morons have loud wet dreams. AU, Naru/Sasu/Naru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,510 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Obligations of the Afterlife by ChaosFTW reviews
Sasuke's dead and stuck in Purgatory with only his brother for company. He's also one more mission away from gaining his white wings. The problem? It just happens to involve finding his idiotic ex best friend a soul mate… SasuXNaru Rated for foul language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Harem by argona reviews
SasuNaru!Sakura bashing.In the Land of Konoha,women rule.Every princess has her own harem.No honor is higher than being one of their husbands.They have no duty other than pleasuring their princesses and their sentence of betrayal to her is only death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,149 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
5 Times Sasuke Punched Naruto by Kingfishers reviews
Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
For Whom My Heart Tolls by Daydreamer79 reviews
After Sasuke's death, Naruto finds he can not live without his beloved. Contains EXTREME emotional turmoil and suicide. It does contain a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Naruto doesn't lie by kally77 reviews
Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: One Hundred Moments by HalfMagyk reviews
100 drabbles...100 words each...all Naruto...no other rules. You ready? You set? Let's go. -35/100 complete- Spoilers for ALL CHAPTERS up to the current one may occur. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insanity by kally77 reviews
Crack!fic. Spoilers for manga up to #412. NaruSasu - kinda. Naruto got turned into a toad. Only a kiss from his closest friend will turn him back into himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friends Don't Forget by HalfMagyk reviews
A ninja has died trying to get rid of Akatsuki. Thanks to his sacrifice, the organization was wiped out, but no one can stand the pain of losing him. Join ten people whose lives he touched as they learn to cope with the pain...and promise to never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
By His Side by mylilchickadee reviews
Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/17/2004
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A Series of Moments reviews
Random drabbles about Sasuke, Sound Village, Hebi, Team 7, etc. Mostly crack humor, bits of Naruto/Sasuke, bits of angst, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Arranged Marriage reviews
How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming Home reviews
Naruto finally brings Sasuke back. How will Konoha welcome Sasuke? Is Sai Naruto’s new best friend? Will love triangles old and new collide? Part serious, part crack drama. Eventual Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete