wikislave. swansea snowday. swervanteyz. bald turb'lence sherman. "bomb"-as chynchon. toadly yard. tartour drimbow. lou narheamogli. cripmoon kitschflipper.

are multiple cis-males, adults above drinking age in all reasonable countries. reside within pointing and laughing distance of the jurisdiction of any copyright law invoked. sexual identity of absolutely no importance. enjoy gamut of pleasurable activities within reason, contact only with sheepish praise so we don't feel bad internalizing without any attempts to read. speak every language- do not necessarily feel like communicating in any. destitute- all litigation will be directed to resident trust-fund recipient. swear often with little to negative provocation. avoid strife.

*We have no knowledge of or interest in copyright law. We do not reside in the United States or any of its puppets/satellites. We do not possess any capital in any form or any means to generate any. We will respond to any cease and desist letter from any person or persons owning any part of a franchise we publish material in reference to. We will delete published writing upon request and not publish it again. We will maintain the original location of deleted material after its deletion for a reasonable period of time solely to explain where said material went and why. We do not respond to warrants not containing our Christian names or which do not originate from a jurisdiction we currently reside in. We do not respond to threats- officially. We commit no crimes, accumulate no capital, and draft no agendas. We do not lie, and do not know anyone who always tells lies for you to test lemmas on in conjunction with us.