Hello.

I recently joined FF . net after reading many, many, many, many, many, many stories on several fandoms like Neon Genesis Evangelion, Artemis Fowl(Yes, Artemis Fowl), Naruto and Maplestory. Maplestory fics encouraged me to join the most, as I thought the lonely fandom of Maplestory should have some more fics contributed to it, even if they are shit. Especially the Revolt of the Archers. I worship Kal. Your stories are really good, and make me laugh in times of need. Such times include piano practice, and endless amounts of homework which consists of 10th grade Maths, English and Science. Thank you Kal.

Well, enough about that. Let me introduce myself.

Name: Shin Lu. Yes, I’m Asian.

Age: 16 yrs old.

Height: Well. Last time I checked, I was 1.76m.

Weight: I dunno. I don’t like the scales. They remind me of Science, which I detest.

Sex: Um. I’m a virgin. Lol. I mean, I’m male.

Likes: Girls. Dark chocolate. Coffee. Anime/Manga. Used to play Maple, but quit after seeing how many hackers there were. My Laptop.

Dislikes: My teachers. And everything else I don’t like, because if I don’t like it, it means I dislike it. Simple?

Marriage status: Seriously, I’m only 16. I’m not married, and don’t plan to in any time soon. However, I do have a girlfriend, by the name of Mishi(Michelle).

Maybe I’ll show you why I decided to join FF in detail.

My daily routine consists of me waking up at around 6:30, sometimes 6:00. I dress, clean/shower, eat, and take the bus. Then I have 7-8 periods of school, and it doesn’t help that I’m in one of the top schools of the state(NSW, Australia, if you don’t know where NSW is). 3:05, school ends, and I take bus back to home. Only to find in my bag and sitting on my desk, a pile of homework to finish, some due tomorrow. After I attempt to finish them, I have to start to practise 1 hr of piano. I’m really starting to hate the person who invented pianos. They’re a pain in the fingers. Then, at around 10pm, I stagger to sleep. It’s a wonder I manage to find time to go on FF.net, but this can probably be explained by my stuffed up grades which are usually around 8th in the class. To those non-asian people, you may be thinking: ZOMG. THAT’S PRO. JDKB;DVNWLEEW;REFCEFE. But to a certain Asian couple, they think this is tragic. Infact, they even threatened to ban the use of my laptop if I keep on getting these grades.

But all of this is forgotten when I manage to go on FF.net. I explore the site, wandering through the litters of crap fics. And then I find the holy light appears Revolt of the Archers. An awesome story, if you ask me. So that’s why I decide to waste an hour of my life on this site, when I should be practising the piano.

Well, enough of that. I plan to publish some stories soon, when I find the time to write them. ==’’

~Shin.