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uh, if anyone actually likes my writing enough to bother to click on my account thing, let alone read my bio, and check out some of the other stuff I do, this is my profile

yea, so some of my material some viewers may find disturbing, but I will rate my work appropriately, but I will sometimes give a much higher rating than needed just to keep it ambiguous as to what innocent stories have dark twists at the end. also a lot of violence. I'm talking huge crazy amounts of violence that put most action movies to shame. and expect fourth wall breaks, in some stories the narrator is an actual character. and no self inserts.

oh, and my username? Cadence Clearwater Revival. this is my only hint