(Title is from a quote by Phil Shortman.) Set years after FTI, Helga and Arnold are about to reach their final year in highschool. They weren't friends, they barely spoke to each other minus the occasional greeting in school but all that is about to change when Helga G. Pataki moves into the Sunset Arms.

Helga and Arnold are college roommates. While Arnold continues to date Lila, Helga has been dating up a storm. Can these two be more, or will they just stay roommates? **I hate summaries**

When Helga overhears her classmates make a betting pool on when her and Arnold will get together she begins to scheme on her payback. She just didn't expect Arnold to go along with it so well. Maybe a bit too well. Fake dating AU with a twist.

Helga is the head of her department. She is the boss, gets a fat paycheck every month and her life is going great...that is until Arnold starts working in the same department. Now she has to try and keep her darkest secrets hidden from him, and it's really not that easy. Especially not when he seems so determined to bring everything out into the light. Office AU. Angst Warning.

Being in love for the first time is never easy, but to Arnold, it's downright torment. Not only has he been in love with her his whole life, not only is she his best friend; she hates and distrusts men with her entire being. He is the only exception, but how much of an exception is he really? Can he win over the girl whose heart has turned to stone by the men in her life?

It was just an idea but like all of Helga's idea's it turned a little problem into a bigger one. Inspired by deviant-art Pink Hitman's Tiny Arnold

Yumi stands for "Bow". Hey Arnold Fanfiction. Arnold & Helga.

Arnold's rejection hurt worse than Helga could have ever imagined. But no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't find reason enough to hate him. Her feelings could not be changed. She was in love with Arnold, and she wouldn't ever surrender that. No matter how much it hurt, every time she passed him, all that was there would be there still. Helga/Arnold

It's Valentine's Day. Love is in the air, the birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and Arnold and Helga have swapped bodies. Wait, what?

Only one more year until Helga is 18 and in the clear. But when Arnold figures out the family secret she's been guarding, will he accidentally ruin her escape plans?

Arnold was in love with his girlfriend, but he wasn't about to tell her. After all, Helga had dumped her last three boyfriends who tried to tell her that. That's why he is so surprised about what she tells him while he takes care of her while she is running a high fever. One shot.

Just when he thought she stopped wearing pink.

Helga moved when she was younger. By the time she hits college she is positive that she is over a certain Football Head. What happens when they run into each other again?

"So... Arnold had cheated on his girlfriend. My man Arnold. Cheated. On his girlfriend. But it was the way that he said it that really interested me: he just said it. It was a statement to him, not a confession, or a heart-wrenching admission of guilt. He said it the same way he'd tell me he was out of sugar." Don't own! Tell me how I did!

It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!

"I have a feeling that something big is happening. Something is brewing and it's going to take everything I've got just to get out alive. The battle lines have been drawn. This is war."

Anything ever happen to you to make you feel like you cant stop smiling? Helga and Arnold find themselves in that situation. If you like to hug yourself in joy and fan girl (or fan boy) like crazy, this is a one shot you should take the time to read. I mean, dude, seriously? It should only take you like, what, twenty minutes? What better do you got to do with your time? (/ -3-)

Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU

"I stand corrected. There is at least one girl that will not, in a million years, go out with Arnold." When every girl in the school wants to go out with you, it's not uncommon for someone to have a big ego yet, Arnold, such a good Samaritan, couldn't possibly except such a stupid bet...without the right price and some good ol' manipulation, of course.

"How can you be alive?" I asked her, my face panic-stricken. "Why wouldn't I be?" she asked me indifferently. "Because your heart isn't… beating." I said, remembering feeling no hint of a pulse when I had checked just before. Instead of looking at me in surprise, the blonde girl just smirked, baring her shiny white teeth at me and that was when I saw fangs behind her red lips.

What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

Arnold says something crazy without thinking.

Helga- dumped, dejected and out of options, took a job at a summer camp on the other side of the country from where she had grown up, sunny Orange County, CA- if only to avoid her over-bearing sister. But somewhere in between putting sunscreen on squirmy children, the campfires, the a-c free nights, & the unintentional swims in the lake- she fell in love. / AU / REFORMATTED

Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.

Instead of moving to Hillwood with their son, Miles and Stella decided to stay in San Lorenzo, letting him grow up among the Green-Eyed people. Arnold's life in the jungle was peaceful until the day he joined his parents in chasing poachers away from the jungle which led to his own capture. Soon Arnold found himself in a different kind of jungle; the city where his parents grew up.

When Principal Wartz threatens Helga with suspension for rude behavior, the girl of P.S. 118 hatches a plan to switch identities with another girl for a day. What she discovers is a kingdom outside her castle- a radically different social network that she never knew existed, beyond the "Bold Circle of P.S. 118."

They've been together for a year and a half, and have been in love even longer. But they're the only ones that know that. After they decide to go away together for a romantic weekend to a secluded bed and breakfast in the mountains, they find that their secret romance is at risk of being exposed to the entire school. (From the author of Can't See the Forest and When the Sun Rises)

Spanish 2 with Arnold was fun until a class presentation changes everything. When he leaves to chase his dreams & find his parents in the middle of the San Lorenzo jungle, it's Helga who is left behind with the secret she was never able to tell. But will a surprising video call from Arnold months later change her life forever? *The Jungle Movie with a twist!* Canon. TJM. AxH

Excited to start college, Helga Pataki is more eager than ever to face the challenges ahead of her. But then she runs into a cold, distant boy who won't say more than two words to her, and doesn't seem to want to. But the more she finds herself running into him, the more she feels compelled to see what he's hiding. But is he a challenge she can't overtake? AxH & OOC.

AU: When Arnold goes to the park to think about a recent break up, he gets involved with a girl who threatens to change his life forever. (Cover art by FlyingMintBunny03)

Trouble always seemed to find Arnold, especially if that trouble was Helga Pataki. After a fierce mud fight at a school trip, Arnold was forced to head back to shower. Helga was also left behind in order to change so when the rusty pipes gave out and left Arnold blind with his own shampoo who else could save him than the girl who had put him in this predicament to begin with?

This can't be happening. But, sure enough it is. Those emerald eyes, that kind smile, that football-shaped head…Yeah, there's no mistaking it. He's here. ...and I need to get out before he notices.

And it strikes Arnold, not for the first time, that there's something beautiful about his bully. It isn't as obvious as Rhonda's or Lila's... but all the same it's there. And it's big, it's important but it's not as... demanding. It's muted and somehow that makes his tormentor even more beautiful.

Arnold decides to leave an anonymous letter in Lila's locker inviting her on a blind date at Chez Pierre, but what would happen if he accidentally put the letter into the wrong locker?

Helga stops back in Hillwood for Fall Break, hoping to catch a glimpse of her beloved. Pumpkin patch meetings and birthday greetings make for a day the pair won't soon forget. (one shot for Arnold's birthday, just did make it!)

Arnold is an aspiring teacher who has just gotten his first job. Little does he know that being the newest and youngest teacher is going to be the least of his problems. Four students are ready to make his life miserable and one of them in particular is doing a good job at messing with his head. Will he be able to stay true to his heart and still not jeopardize his job? HIATUS!

"You're bored with her, aren't you?" the strange girl asked me. I wanted to tell her that Lila was perfect for me. I had fought for her attention for years and now she was finally my girlfriend, but it felt like I was still trying to win her heart. Something was missing and that something could be this excitement I felt whenever I looked in the blue eyes of this strange girl.

I was what you'd call a typical 13-year-old girl with the average problems: a disapproving family, anger issues most fitted for criminals and boredom. A trip to a world made of nonsense might prove to be exactly what this teenage girl needed in order to find out what is nonsense and what is not.

"I told you I was trouble with my bad behavior." he said to me as he pushed me up against the wall, claiming my lips in a breathtaking kiss. I, Helga G. Pataki, has officially fallen for a bad boy, something I thought I was too smart to ever do. He is sugar-coated misery, a devil in disguise and a snake with green eyes. I guess it's karma... I have bad behavior too. Cover by jebbie

"I know that it's a secret and that I gotta kept it, but I want the lights on." In a universe where Arnold and Helga never met as children, they both find themselves teenagers with only one parent. When Miriam and Miles got together, neither of their children ever imagined how so many twisted turn of events could lead them to fall in love with the other. Cover by 106Eli

In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.

A series of events and strange dreams bring Arnold and Helga closer than they ever thought possible. While he comes to terms with his feelings regarding his long time bully, she struggles at every turn to keep him safe during their trip to the jungle, and unbeknownst to both of them, together they are entangled in a tribal legend that proves true love transcends time.

He was sick, he had to be. How else could he explain the fire inside him every time she smirked at him or teased him, this constant need to defeat her? Ever since that kiss on the rofftop it was like something inside him snapped, she occupied his every thought, consumed him even in his dreams. He didn't know who he was anymore and it was all her fault.

He was completely crazy and his actions only proved it. Constantly making her angry and annoyed. They all knew the punishment for that. The bruises they had sustained from her would prove it. Yet they were entranced to see what would happen, because Arnold may have been her favorite victim, but they had never seen her harm him. But one should never mess with Helga G Pataki! O.S.

When 25 year old Helga Pataki finds herself in the midst of a divorce with the one man she thought she would always love, she believes her life is over. But on the way to the divorce court, she gets into an accident and starts to think she is fifteen again. With no recollection of her prior life, can Helga and Arnold save their marriage or is it too late? *Rewriting earlychapters*

Helga returns to Hillwood after a five year absence. After running into Stella, she ends up staying at the boarding house. Of course, Arnold is there.

After tragedy strikes the Pataki family they decide t move and make sme changes. but yoears later the move back proves to have risen much more changes than the now teenage Helga Pataki has ever thought to encounter, and thinks she may not have the heart to deal with. will she deal? or...move on. rated T possibly M later for situations, language and anything else offensive.

In the land of Fairytales, reigns King Arnold. He has been captivated by Helga, the princess who lives in the country next to his own. Rumor says that she is haughty, but Arnold believes that is only her exterior. He is determined to ask for her hand in marriage, but this girl can be hard to convince. Drastic situations calls for drastic measures.

Most people would argue that Arnold is a saint of nature. Lady Luck is not always on his side though and one day, while playing baseball, he hits the ball so hard it flies through the window to Madame Blanche's store. The gypsy does not take it lightly and puts a curse on him. Soon he starts acting weird around his peers; especially around a certain blonde girl. Cover by 106Eli

Acting had always been one of Helga's many skills. Arnold hadn't expected her to start a career in it though thereby leaving Hillwood to study abroad just when he had started to grow feelings for her. That smidge of love has turned into bitter resentment, so when the play Helga is cast in as the heroine is falling apart, can Arnold ignore the past pain and save it? Cover by 106Eli

Denial and unrequited love are at all time highs at Hillwood High and everyone's tired of it: "Would you please just fucking tell her already so you can stop stalking her day and night!" Gerald hissed.

It is the summer of their 6th grade year when Arnold's darker side finally broke loose of his cage. Arnold is set in inner turmoil as he fights against Dark Arnold's demands and desires for Helga Pataki. (special thanks to my Editor nicolemtracy!)

"Don't you understand my life is Hell with or without you!" It was not really his fault that his emotions were crashing and splattering all over her. After all he had just lost his grandparents, and he just can't survive one more loss. Helga better decide will she commit suicide and drag Arnold with her or will she continue life as it is? There's no sure answer with Helga G. Pataki

Arnold and Helga reminisce on some humorous memories. Rated for slight language. HA! OneShot.

High School is hard enough as is, but it's even harder for Helga to deal with the conflict of emotions she feels about her budding relationship with Arnold. Can a friendship built on weekends watching Disney movies actually survive the test?

Just a quick one shot about the Shortman's

The Hey Arnold gang are now in highschool and everyone's grown up. Arnold knows Helga likes him but they continue to act as though they don't. Will dancing change their tune?

After having spent most of their childhood being enemies, it was a shock to everyone when Arnold and Helga became friends. When rumors about them being lovers in secret started to roam around though, Arnold and Helga found themselves in quite the awkward predicament. Because they weren't in love… were they? It's true what they say: "Everybody talks too much"

"I've never felt sorry for you, Helga. And no one ever should." Helga's life has never been easy, but at the peak of her high school completion, she suddenly finds herself homeless and with less friends than fingers. Can she save herself and make her dreams come true? (Rating for language, nudity, and sexuality)

The first time I saw her, she was naked. The first time I met her, she recognized me. The first time she kissed me was the first time I was kissed at all. This girl would change my summer and I knew it from the moment my eyes met hers. There exists many bad ways of meeting the girl of your dreams, but the way I met Helga Geraldine Pataki takes the cake. Cover by 106Eli

Want to see Hey Arnold friends get into a fight? If you answered yes to this question...READ THIS STORY! Don't worry...their is major AxH and GxP still. There is a TWIST though. Read to find out! HA! FOREVER!

When a girl is known for being strong, it can tear her apart to be looked at with pity. Helga Pataki, an 18 year old girl, had a part of herself stolen from her one night and ever since then, she lost herself. She was ready to give her life up, until someone reached a helping hand out for her. Arnold wouldn't let her fall, especially not when someone else was going down with her.

An innocent sketch of his crush falls into the wrong hands, exposing the truth sooner than he had ever expected. A/H. Songfic - 'Just the Girl' The Click Five.

He's a good boy. She's a bad girl. How will this play out? A one-shot song fic.

(As requested by a reviewer, here's a follow-up to my original story "Touched By Love.") Three-year-old Arnold decides to have some fun in the snow, and, hoping to cheer up Helga, he invites her to play.

Helga had always made it her personal mission to keep her love for Arnold a secret. She'd never ever thought that someone would overhear her monologging about him! And this guy was ready to demand absolutely awkward, terrifying and embarrassing things from Helga in exchange for not telling her secret to anyone. Cover by 106Eli

Helga was a mystery and Arnold wanted to solve her.

When Helga came home one night after a party, she thought that Arnold was in pain because of the whimpering noises coming from his bedroom. What she discovered when she barged in, left her in complete shock and… fascination? Cover by 106Eli

teenager Helga goes to the dentist, and guess who's the football headed boy she bumps into after her visit? but nothing is what it seems. (i chose a wrong file previously, but i already corrected it, sorry guys)

HA! One Shot of Dark Arnold

AU: Arnold and Helga are best friends, but what happens when one develops feelings for the other?

Zombies have broken out in Hillwood! Arnold and Gerald have been on the run since the outbreak, never seeing another living person until they're taking to a base for breathers by two forgotten girls from their past. (Rated T for violence and language. Might go up to M later on, we'll see. TJM hasn't happened in this story)

After getting hit in the head (again) with a baseball, Helga's 'other side' shines through more than ever, but it seems to only happen when Arnold's around. How will Helga deal with this? How will Arnold? Read to find out! (Amazing cover art drawn by FlyingMintBunny03!)

The petty fights, the nights spent alone, she always thought she made his life miserable by being in it. But what she doesn't know is, she's the only one that made his life feel worthwhile. She was the only one that made him truly happy...until she took herself, and someone else, out of his life. Now he knew what misery truly was.

Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.

He was the most powerful man in america she was hired to keep him safe. He could have anything he wanted except her.

Helga and Gerald argue over the credibility of Grandpa Phil's 'time portal' story, and with Arnold in tow, they decide to go check it out.

An incident causes Arnold to take stock of his relationship and see someone who was always there in a new light.

Facebook News Feed of the PS118 Gang, who are now 17 years old.

Arnold returns to Hillwood after five years to see nothing has changed.. well almost nothing, it seems Helga has picked up a rather nasty habit. Rated T for cursing and slight drug use.. DONT DO DRUGS KIDS.. CIGARETTS ARE THE DEVILS... INHALER... yeah sure lets go with that. ONE SHOT! 10,000 WORDS LETS GO!

Sometimes a kiss says more than words ever could.

As Arnold wonders through the streets of Hillwood, wondering what the rain has to offer, he finds a new perspective on miss Helga G. Pataki. A what was to be a quick oneshot. Now is a much longer oneshot.

One of the most mind boggling and challenging questions to answer of our generation: What would you do if you only had 1 day to live? Find out what our little Helga did in this story. I've re-edited this one. Don't forget to review!

One Shots! Chapter 1. Arnold comes back after 5 years and shatters Helga's new life to pieces. Chapter 2. During rehearsals for Dracula, Arnold decideds to give Helga a little 'payback'.

A yellow rose means we are friends, yellow with a red tip means I'm falling in love, and red, red means "I Love You".

A "SuprNintendo Production" - Arnold and Helga are best friends now. But what do you do when you're IN LOVE with your best friend?

Sequel to NintendoGal55's fic "Unexpected Savior". Rated for mention of abuse, and hurt... but this also has romance. D

Arnold is in love! And he wants to ask his love to be his Valentine... What will Helga have to say about that?

Twenty years of unanswered questions, what better time for closure than a class reunion?

Sequel to Love's Follies. Rex and Arnie have both sent Helga love letters. At first Arnold isn't fazed but how long will his impassive attitude last? AH

Arnold tries to help helga with her "guy" problems and the unthinkable happens!

Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.